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HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts
“In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can’t be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: ‘Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I’ll identify as a chair!’ Why don’t you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!”
- Nish Kumar: “It’s In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2”
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Yeah but you need to actually hear the full clip and the fury and passion and glee (because he knows he’s nailing them) in his voice. (Wish I could find the audio somewhere other than Twitter, but I can’t.
here it is!
[ID: a tweet by user SpillerOfTea that says: (quote) Why can’t we do jokes about trans people? What makes them so special? (end quote)
You can. This is how you do jokes about trans people without being a down-punching cock. It’s not hard.
Sound on, and pray to whatever god you believe in to bless Nish Kumar.
Attached is a picture of the cover art for Nish Kumar’s It’s In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves Part 2. The track title reads “untitled 06 - 01.04.2019 Show .end ID]
Transcription: content warning for mentions of sexual assault
It’s a fucking piece of shit! The first 10 minutes are shit comedy. No judgements, we’ve all done that. Some of us are doing it right now. But then the next 10 minutes is just him having a go at trans people. Guys, why is everyone so angry with trans people?! What did they do? There’s like 12 of them. Why is everyone so upset? Everyone’s like “Oh, do you say he or she?” I don’t know, ask. It’s not an unsolvable conundrum. Also, in my experience, trans people are not deliberately mysterious when you do ask. It’s not like you ask and they go (imitating a ghost in a sing-songy voice) “Ooooh, oooh I’ll never tell.” You’re thinking of poltergeists!
And there are a lot people, to be fair, most of them cisgender heterosexual men who say things like this (mockingly): “Oh if you let trans women use women’s bathrooms, then they’ll do sex attacks.” Now there’s a few problems with that. Firstly, to be fair, they don’t say “do sex attacks.” Secondly, trans people are overwhelmingly the victims of sexual violence more so than they are the perpetrators of it by an unbelievably large amount.
And thirdly, do you honestly think that if there’s someone out there willing to commit a sex attack, arguably the worst thing one human being can do to another. Do you honestly think if there is someone out there, regardless of their gender identity, who has done the logical gymnastics required in going into thinking that you can perpetuate the worst thing one human being can do to another, do you honestly- do you, do you think they’re currently being put off by a sign on a door? This has never happened. “Oh, I’m gonna do such a big sex attack. Oh it’s gonna be the biggest sex attack. It’s gonna be the biggest se- Oh sorry I didn’t realize this was the ladies.” That’s never happened! (audience cheers and applauds)
Fuck Ricky Gervais! Fuck Ricky Gervais! because what he’s doing is not edgy or interesting. He seems to think that it makes him an edgy or interesting comedian. It’s not. All he is is just the same as every other rich white dude comedian who gets too successful, runs out of ideas, and so just shits on the latest minority group. In the 1970s, that was my fucking family, it was black and minority ethnic people. In the 80s, it was gay people. Trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can’t be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: “Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I’ll identify as a chair!” Why don’t you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!“ . end transcript]
Just wanted to give a shout-out to all the fic writers who write in English even when it isn’t their first language: you are the glue that holds this community together.
say it george!!
Just gonna go off topic and mention how many times I, a cisgender woman, shave my upper lip because facial hair feels out of sync with my gender identity. I don’t understand why cis people fail to see all the little ways we affirm our gender every day and fail to extrapolate how much more intense it is for trans people.
Add Makeup to the list
10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea
beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games
Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.
Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”
Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”
Happy one-year anniversary of Hugh Brandity™️, the man who elicited emotions ranging from
"HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT"
To "hm. you know what? kinda Gender."
guys please "kinda gender" was supposed to be the extreme end of the scale i swear i don't have gender envy for hugh brandity
oh god is this my brand now
he was right... i didn't give a second thought and the reprocussions came too soon... should've used the brand cocoon...
Happy two years of Hugh Brandity. I do not have gender envy for Hugh Brandity.
See that man? Not remotely my transition goal. Nor was he ever.
If they need me, they’ll find me
filling out court documents in a very serious manner this morning
[ID: a screenshot of a question and answer space on an online form. Question: “Next, give the reason(s) why you want to change your name.”
The answer: “I thought of a new, cooler name.” End ID]
Alex: So, what is this? Casual, serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.
Anthony was the only father they knew.
Anthony, Gregory, and Hyacinth Bridgerton (Bridgerton 2020-)
Kieran Culkin’s chaotic acceptance speech at the Critics Choice Awards 2022
Bonus:
me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm