Transcribed & Described Posts

A place for transcriptions and descriptions of videos, photos, etc. Icon is of Hawkeye, from the chest up, petting a dog. Hawkeye is a pale man with blond hair, wearing a suit. The dog is light brown and has a bandage over its eye.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[transcribed-described]

[ID: the first photo is a car bumper with a bumper sticker that reads: "no baby on board. ok to hit

the second photo is of booty shorts that also read: no baby on board ok to hit .end ID]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[jaffacake6]

[ID: Tags describing dialogue of the above.

Baby Sphinx: "What are... um... the seven... turtles - and they are all have big (caps) hands and there is a... man... who is the big man and um. What is the turtle's - how old (caps) who is it?"

Traveler: "I give up?"

Baby Sphinx: "It's George the Fart! Hahahaha" and then gnaws ineffectually at the traveler's shin.

End ID]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[bbmymo]

ID: A tweet saying: I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

End text. Attached is a photo featuring a traffic sign reading "warning low flying owls" and beneath it a cardboard sign reading "lost chihuahua 918 9460410"

End ID.

[therinly]

Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

[iheartallthethings]

[id: cross-stitch of large block letter words "THIS IS FINE", made entirely of tiny repeating cross-stitched " FUCK"s. End I'd]

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[bbmymo]

First image description: a photo of a lamb plushie close to the camera lit by the sun from the front, emptily staring behind the camera, slightly off to the side. Behind it is an empty beach, a completely still ocean, and a dark blue sky that looks like an early morning or a late evening. In the top left corner, a plain white text reads "damn." End ID.

Second image description: The exact same image as before, except the "damn" in the corner has been edited to say "lamn" instead. End ID.

[woodwool]

pepsi for grandpa

[crabussy]

gave grandpa his pepsi

[transcribed-described]

[ID 1: screenshot of a youtube thumbnail with the title the BIGGEST lobster I've ever caught (100+ years old). The thumbnail picture shows a big lobster with a can of pepsi next to it

ID 2: the same picture as above except it has been edited so the lobster is holding the can of pepsi in its claw .end ID]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[hongjoongpresent]

ID: comment from anakova_ that reads: must everything harbor a moral failure. End ID

[chufflepop]

Flight

Happy 30 years Pokémon 🥹

[transcribed-described]

[ID: digital art of pokemon that shows a charizard flying over a town. Beside it are big fluffy clouds and pikachu held up by multiple balloons. Flying below charizard are several pidgeys .end image description]

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[terra-the-grim]

[Image description: Four panel comic. A dog rolls a massive tennis ball up a mountain using its front paws. Once it reaches the peak, it sits next to the tennis ball, panting, but the ball slips and starts rolling the mountain. The last panel is the dog joyfully chasing the ball as it rolls downhill. /End ID]

[pangur-and-grim]

I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

[pangur-and-grim]

sunk cost fallacy where you think the bit is going to pay off, but it never does, and everyone instead just sinks into a silent despair

[pangur-and-grim]

[telomeke]

[ID–

First image above is a comment by Tumblr user @‌closedcaptioning:

If he didn't know why did you keep going [crying emoji]

Second image above is a comment by Tumblr user @‌shamebats:

The second worst thing to have ever happened to a former carpenter.

End ID.]

‌

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[libraoffice]

[Image description: Two screenshots of Tumblr DMs, with the text "Not following each other" at the top. All messages are from the same account, the latest is marked as being sent Today 1:19 PM, and the messages read as follows:

hello PHISHING SCAM

I am writing to clarify and take full responsibility for a report that was submitted in error against this account. I mistakenly identified it as another account due to the use of the same profile image and a very similar username. At the time, I was overwhelmed and did not immediately realize the mix-up. Once I realized what had happened, I promptly contacted Tumblr Support through Discord (arileeevin) to explain the situation and acknowledge my mistake. The report was completely accidental, and there was never any intention to cause harm or negative consequences for this account. PHISHING SCAM DON'T ANSWE

no its not

IT IS BLOCK AND REPORT

/end ID.]

I assume that contacting the discord account mentioned here is how the original person got their account hacked so. Disclaimer that you absolutely should not contact the account mentioned for any reason

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[transcribed-described]

[ID: a two panel digital drawing. In the first panel a crab and a shrimp are lined up at the starting line on a race track. Beside them is a pufferfish holding a starting gun.

In the second panel, the pufferfish puffs up and fires the gun into the air, signaling the start of the race. The crab zooms sideways while the shrimp zooms backwards .end ID]

[inkwish]

hey. hey you. got any peanuts?

[transcribed-described]

[ID: digital drawing of a blue jay perched on a branch in the snow .end ID]

[vvesperam]

[cogpuppy]

[ID: a small black kitten sitting loaf-style on top of a pile of books. Multiple other book piles are in the background. /end]

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[transsexual-dandelions]

[image description: a screenshot of an email from indeed.com. The email says:

“Hi jessica,

We saw your profile on indeed and thought you would be a great match for the inexperienced miner opportunity. Please submit a quick application if you have any interest.”

Below the message are buttons, the top labeled “I’m interested” and the bottom labeled “Not interested” /end ID]

[chicago-geniza]

Somebody outside the laundromat understands me

[transcribed-described]

[Image description: photo of the words “sensory issues” carved into the sidewalk .end description]

[bold-baddie]

[zukkaoru]

[ID: a tweet by @ nosilverv that says “How to have intergenerational appeal:” attached is a picture with “68 + [or] - 1” written. End ID]