CJH

Professional napper

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[raining-skies]

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

[hwmftog-blog]

What they say: There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

[warrior-princess-4ever]

What the fuck

[geekandmisandry]

doNT

[wetwareproblem]

Well if you wanna get technical, you’re not a brain, either. You’re a collection of momentary and ever-changing electrochemical signals between different parts of the brain. You are software on a meat computer in a bone shell in a meat suit.

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

In Plantpart/dead dinosour armor

[aberrantemotion]

Ha. I’m just mentality

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[draggofur-blog]

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

[sourweather]

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

[unconventionalbuthappy]

“You’re still the first person I want to tell every story to.”

— if only my brain is louder than my heart (23)

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Y'all gotta stop “educating” people with a tone that implies they’re stupid for not knowing the shit already. Condescending asses.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

job applications are like

Would you be willing to come in on weekends? Would you be willing to come in on holidays? Would you be willing to come in on the day of your mother’s death? How about your grandmother’s? and then on one of your days off, if we were to call you then, would you be willing to come in also on those days?

[whiskeykm]

Would you be willing to come in the day of your funeral?

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Could you give us a couple weeks notice before you die?

[angel-letters]

(“On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your love for Pennywise the clown?”)

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

not only will they not say that in an interview, I wish you wouldn’t have said it here.

[imstunning]

reblog if ur a fish whore

[sexycraisinthanos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

welcome to my twisted mind

we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..

[couldbealone]

[politijohn]

Good riddance, George

[everythingfox]

awooooooo

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[thebookofloveislong]

@staff

[chrisweedpiano]

@staff

[taterthotcub]

@staff

[xaldien]

@staff

[dartboi77]

@staff

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

@staff @support

[torpedojesus]

@staff

[adulthoodisokay]

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[bookporn]

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[mudwerks]

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[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[meangirlnurse]

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

[meangirlnurse]

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….