Confused? At A Loss For What To Do? @thatwhichilove - Tumblr Blog

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

cosmonautistic

doubleca5t

ok well my lesbian fantasies involve having sex. so write that down

veliseraptor

you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says "sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal" and leave for a week

veggiemedleys

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

leebrontide

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

fancyladssnacks

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

tlirsgender

Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that

forcekenobi

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

forcekenobi

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

hyperchaotix

icarus-suraki

naamahdarling

I lost a needle I liked in my pincushion so I decided to get a strong magnet and see if I could pull it back out.

I pulled out 68.

I very rarely sew.

This was my grandmother's pincushion. How many were hers?

autisticnightfury

Finding a 68 needles in a haystack pincushion

naamahdarling

Where you would expect to find needles!

AND YET.

(I jibbled out some more so we are at 71 and I can feel at least two more in there by sweeping the magnet across. Now hunting for my strongest one.)

somethingusefulfromflorida

tomato is perfec t size for put needle inside very soft and comfort needle

featherwurm

A friend suggested 'a mimic that eats needles' and I got the most vivid mental picture.

ravencharm

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

windwardstar

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

creekfiend

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

herpsandbirds

tractorgoth

Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote

dotterelly

I wanted to try making a quesadilla so I googled to check for advice on how to make sure it worked out well. Turns out someone on reddit asked the same question, and now I'm going to make and eat a baby.

dotterelly

No. No, I don't think this one needs tags.

dreadwedge

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

tredlocity

red dead and beyond

tredlocity

bed bath redemption

duckdotcom

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

duckdotcom

terminusverge

This is a crème de la crème joke.

spiribia

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.