Just Another [Blank]

Title says it all. I'm just another...

[paverics]

I’m not saying he would win, but like….I get it

[f1rstperson]

This is an interesting story because people my parents age are like “How dare he” and people my age are like “oh same”

[unicyclehippo]

i love when Matt does a rly cool like minor sound like a lock pick or door squeaking open & the cast just looks, Delighted??

[gaymessonmain]

I’m delighted by every single flying arrow that just… plucks into whatever surface and… he makes this sound? Until it rests quietly? That whole sequence??? WHOLESOME.

[unicyclehippo]

a great example!!! someone brought up when he uncorked that bottle & liam in particular was like THAT WAS SPECTACULAR MATTHEW. other good sounds:

- chairs & doors creaking

- lockpicks, as stated before, but also the clank of locks being freed

- that sound when someone trips a wire or a trap or smth (this is a very broad category, sometimes it’s a little ting of wire or a whistle as a blade flies through the air or a puff of poison or smth but it’s Always Amazing & i think it might be bc he tries to keep a straight face but gets this little look of glee to him)

- horrible monster screech when struck

- that gross slurping sound when they’re stepping in swampland or wet sand or smth & their boots like pop out of the ground w each step

feel free to add ur own, this is a matt mercer appreciation post now

[ya-gurl-emily]

[acethebrave]

Made a meme the other day. Quite honestly I would do this

[feministism]

[badacts]

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[husband]

[hammerandsickbro]

who’s gay?

[colorful-plant]

[whelmxd]

the internet might die today and make this the last thing i ever post

audio taken from here

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[shepgarrus]

-Commander Shepard

[xoue]

happy valentines day everyone! ❤

[marceline2174]

I’m thinking of a Mercy X Pharah Fancomic with Halloween skins

maybe posting it on here in Aug 

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[bookhobbit]

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

[overelegantstranger]

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

[themauvesoul]

Also:

If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous

“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone

Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”

It would take u like 100 years to major in everything

Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot

Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u

College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature

Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler

If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major

Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

[captainlordauditor]

#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’

also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird

[hellenhighwater]

“never seen in the light of the sun//sleeps all day & is awake at night” “can’t eat garlic” “dresses weird” “can’t enter your home uninvited” “won’t go into churches” “drinks weird red liquid”

this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.

[youllnevershutdowntherealnapster]

Just read it.