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baby groot's existence fuels my own

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[haunted-by-waters]

a guy screenshotting every single dril tweet like a medieval monk trying to save illuminated manuscripts from a viking raid

[fl0wereater]

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

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[saintjimmies-blog]

i love when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone plays the “Bees?” card and everyone goes “bees?”

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[30-minute-memes]

16 weeks as number 1

[997]

me: i need to fix my sleep schedule! waking up early is so good and i get to enjoy the best of the weather and i get ultra productive and- me @ 4:37 am on a wednesday:

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

[ketamie]

i loved your thesis bro <3 hmu

[scoobycore]

god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

[markv5]

Семейный вечер

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

[bang]

when u dont reply to someone and post on social media

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[prettyaverageshitposts]

- Bill Nye 2k19

[nohelan-img]

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth: