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[tortoisebore]

hi! thank u for being here! here are some quick links to my fics and the tags i use most. if you wanna talk, send a prompt, or yell about something that happened to you today, i love getting asks and DMs!

+ required disclaimers:

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+ my fics

Hey, Sharpshooter (Complete, E, 199k+) Sirius is a figure skater with a penchant for tricky choreography and late night walks around campus. Remus is a basketball player trying to make it to the end of his last season without clawing his eyes out. Basically it's that likeafunerall fan art but make it collegiate athletics in Boston.

Alizarin (Complete, M, 38k+) Rapidly approaching his fortieth birthday and feeling more detached from artistic endeavours than ever, portraiture artist Remus Lupin impulsively accepts a commission from the elusive heir of an infamous and powerful Wizarding family.

+ wips

More Than Enough (WIP, E, coming soon!) A four-part companion piece/sequel to Hey, Sharpshooter popping in during a summer, fall, winter, and spring in the years after we leave them in part one. Read a sneak peek of chapter one here!

+ frequently used tags

generic wolfstar rambles featuring: what are their coffee orders? what are their contact names in each other's phones? what if they went to IKEA? and lots more

Hey, Sharpshooter universe rambles including perspective flipped scenes, more about the characters, headcanons within the universe, and deep dives into specific scenes

More Than Enough WIP tag featuring snippets of all chapters, sneak peeks, and info about update timelines

all my answered asks, like literally all of them

[tortoisebore]

can i ask something do you prefer down bad remus or down bad sirius cuz i think u love to write remus being a pathetic loser and that’s #MY favorite remus. obviously love loser sirius as well but yk

in my perfect world every man is a pathetic sniveling down bad loser so that’s how i enjoy writing them ✨ all my remuses and siriuses have to earn their way to happiness after pining & groveling & crying so hard they throw up. wish we could experiment w this irl bc i think it would improve global society as a whole but alas all we can do is put fictional men into fictional situations 💔

[tortoisebore]

Okay so I’m reading Hey Sharpshooter for the third time (it’s genuinely just that good) and I’m on chapter 3, the way REMUS IS GIVING ME ACTUAL BUTTERFLIES!! Like I feel like I’m the one on a walk with him because I’m getting nervous and jittery!! How do you write him SO DAMN HOT!? Like he’s genuinely just effortlessly hot and attractive and confident but not because he’s shy and he thinks that Sirius would never be interested. God your version of Remus is just God tier. I hope and pray you write more wolfstar in any capacity and any universe because your characterisation of Sirius and Remus are my favourite and your writing is PERFECTION!!

i have four (4) different remuses out there in the universe & every time i write him i go in with the goal of making him a pathetic loser, but the only time i’ve ever actually succeeded was in Alizarin 😭 at one point i would have believed that once we removed the Sports of it all hey sharpshooter remus would be approximately 250% less hot but even when he’s Absolutely Not Doing Sports Ever Again in the sequel he’s just a precious perfect little menace idk how this happened🧎‍♀️ig it’s only right bc if he’s having a shit time the least we can do is let him be a little sexy as a treat

happy rereading !! 🫶🫶💕💕

[tortoisebore]

heyy what have u guys been up to. does anyone have any fun summer plans 🙂

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[tortoisebore]

i just think if u guys were real yaoi enjoyers u would be writing ur fics ab how wemby does this every time he talks to the spurs coach but idk

[tortoisebore]

omg I think of hey sharpshooter like at least once a week pleaseee release more than enough 🙏🏻🙏🏻

waaaa anon i wanna post so so bad trust 😔

i am deep in the trenches of Baby's First Saturn Return (aka being sucker punched by the universe approximately three (3) times each business week) and have had so little time/energy for hobbies but the best reassurance i can give you is that it will be ready sometime in the semi-near future 🫶

in the meantime we can revive an old tradition & i can reveal the playlist songs devoted to chapter 1 (and that the chapter is entirely sirius pov) ✨

[fruityindividual]

chapter one | we will not be lovers

[tortoisebore]

i also think i’d be able to spot your writing from miles away (take that as a compliment lol, i’ve read your fic too many times) but i haven’t stumbled upon any pwp that could be yours i feel so left out 😭

oh anon 🫶 keep exploring the treasures in the anonymously posted E rated wolfstar search results & you’ll find me eventually 💕 (you’ll also find a whole lot of great fics that are way better than my dumbass pwp lmaoooo)

[tortoisebore]

I just need to say I'm like 90% sure I found your anonymous secret pwp you've talked about lol I came across it completely by accident but I've genuinely read Sharpshooter like 30 times so your writing style is so familiar to me that halfway through the fic I was like wait this is her and then I read the second part and I just knew 😭😭 It's insanely good (very outside the box stuff which we love) so kudos to you if it is you which it definitely is (your secret is safe with me but I just had to share I thought it was so insane on my part that I've read your writing enough times to catch it like that) (and you don't really need to reply to this if you don't want to I just had to let you know)

NO WAY hahahahah omg i try to write my pwps a bit different stylistically but apparently some tells snuck through the cracks 🥀 (would love to know how you Knew 👀 pls tell me what grammar mistakes gave me away LMAOO)

thank u for reading tho omg if i see one of them pop up in tomorrows kudos email i’ll know it was you 🫶 keep them safe and sound for me anon lmfao my pwps are ridiculous but they’re actually so dear to my heart & i love them sm!!

p.s. there’s no way to know for sure but if this is the one i think you’re talking about i’m quite literally in the middle of rewriting the first part bc it’s all over the place & completely unhinged for no reason LMAO ☠️☠️ so if the first part changes in the next couple of months that will be your confirmation! and it will be getting another part Soon

[berlynn-wohl]

plot 150 words bed-sharing 200 words smut 800 words projecting my fears, insecurities, and anxieties onto a fictional character 9,356 words fluff 150 words someone who is good at fan fiction please help me budget my WIP, my family is dying

[sunken-standard]

150 words of plot seems excessive.

[berlynn-wohl]

thank you for the reasonable advice

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[inthe-echo]

So what if they’re in the middle of a party and everyone can see them? Remus could blame the alcohol. Or the way Sirius looks at him when he’s dancing. Or the way his jeans fits him.

Remus, in the end, is just a man.

[Bonus snippet down here ⬇️]

You can see all my bonus 🔞 content on my ptreon eheheh

[NSFW] bathroom break | inthe_echo

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[c0ffinrehearsal]

- sirius black / remus lupin -

it’s 2005 and Sirius black is trying to figure out his gender, their brother and his new crush - not necessarily in that order. (ft. trans sirius black, a neon pink motorola razr, karaoke bars and overuse of early 2000s pop hits.)

Sirius is a little bit in love with Remus’s apartment - exposed brick, hardwood floors, big comfy couches and vintage rugs.  Every room is packed with bookshelves and crates of records, even the tiny dining room. There’s one small table and two mismatched chairs, a set of salt & pepper shakers shaped like clowns and lacy white placemats. There are overhead lights in every room but none of them are on - everything is illuminated by lamps and strings of lights. It’s bigger than their own place, too, and Sirius is thrilled to realize that he doesn’t want to run at all, actually. All he can think about is how much his plants would love all the natural light.

read on ao3 here :)

[fruityindividual]

band au but it's just rj lupin and he only plays the lute for performances at ren faires and such just his little hey nonny non tunes and his floppy hat with a feather poking out and his stockings and his little jacket and everyone is amazed he is absolutely brilliant on the lute he's always asked for an encore and well who is he to say no they're all so lovely and enchanted by his rhythm and chords and..etc and what do you know rj lupin and his lute have a groupie following him from town to town in the spring clapping the loudest and he's v fit not that rj lupin has noticed he's got lots of fans ofc and well yes the groupie does have a nice smile but rj lupin is immune to the temptation of rock and roll's sex-crazed lifestyle he is doing this purely for the art but one day it begins pissing down during his performance and his feathered little hat and his thigh high stockings are absolutely sop sogging and his pointy little shoes fill with water things rly aren't looking good he's got to get out of the rain this is about survival but thankfully he's quickly dragged off stage and swept into a tent and there he is the groupie with the sexy smile and dark hair and nice lips not that rj lupin is looking at his lips and

[tortoisebore]

hello! I really enjoyed reading Hey, Sharpshooter and I literally cannot move on from it. I just had this thought after reading chapter 9 and wondered… how would it play out if Sirius ever met Remus’ parents?

this will be in part 2!! i’m still working on fleshing out their characters & how they interact with each other/remus & sirius but fret not, we will be getting Meet the Parents Pt 2 in chapter 1 ✨✨

[cyber-punk-rock]

Can you play an instrument? (Any skill level)

Yes (which one? 👀)

No

Nuance (up to interpretation)

Voting ended onApr 2

I’m just curious how many people at some point in their lives have played/learned to play an instrument of any kind.

I included a nuance button bc I know there might be some folks who might be like “well I played the recorder in grade school but idk if that counts” — count it if you want or hit nuance if you’re unsure! 😊

To be clear, if you studied an instrument to any level of proficiency, even if you’re out of practice now, please select yes!

Reblog with your instrument, if you wish 🙏🏼 Or just for more accurate results

[cyber-punk-rock]

Boosting again! I’ve been enjoying reading everyone’s responses so far, it brings me joy to see music has reached so many lives!! 😊🫶🏼