No Longer Texan Btw

Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[dogpuppy]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[aboutoriginality]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[fancynecr0mancy]

I love being some online entity please don't think of me as a real person

[leidensygdom]

the bad side of being mainly invested in your friends' OCs is that you can't fill the blorbo-shaped hole they leave in you with fanart or fanfic of them. what do you mean not everyone knows about Scrunglo. what do you mean Scrunglo does not have a dedicated active fandom

[vergak]

John Carpenter's The Thang

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my tiger the geographic center of California

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my elephant seal a spirit photograph

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my javalina the 1906 earthquake fence

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[jam-art]

i’m gonna drop an art tip here

i think an important thing to learn, especially if you start out with drawing anime, is that faces don’t necessarily have to narrow from top to bottom

i like to think of wide top, wide middle, wide bottom, and rectangle-like as the 4 main face shapes

what you should keep in mind about them:

you’re only halfway done: the jawlines, the width-length ratio, the amount of fat in the cheeks, the intensity or subtlety of the face’s curves are all important components you still have to decide on after choosing the shape itself

none of these shapes are exclusively feminine or masculine, don’t hesitate drawing them on any gender

most people in real life have some variation of the wide middle type

if you are trying to draw real people, getting the shape of their face down is the first step

i’ve seen tutorials say the shape of the face can tell a lot of the character’s personality - you don’t necessarily have to live by that rule. as long as you aren’t unrealistically drastic about their proportions, their face shape determines their inner qualities as much as it would in real life (not at all)

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[free-ebook-23]

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

[pangur-and-grim]

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

[velvetys]

At the office wondering what’s got everyone so busy

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[torstherapy]