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IMMORTAL HAUS CREWÂ -Â lawrence sonntag ( x )
âNever hit the brakes thereâs no time to save him, He just ran out in the street anybody know his name? I think I recognize him Sure as hell paid for that mistake.â
IMMORTAL HAUS CREWÂ -Â lawrence sonntag ( x )
âNever hit the brakes thereâs no time to save him, He just ran out in the street anybody know his name? I think I recognize him Sure as hell paid for that mistake.â
hey everyone hope youre all doing well. hope u get to go swimming soon or something
âleeeeeeroooooy jeeeeeenkiiiiiinsâ: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, scorpio, sagittariusÂ
âoh my god he just ran inâ: taurus, virgo, libra, capricorn, aquarius, piscesÂ
This was from the really nice day off I had yesterday. ((p.s. I'm still not tan, just pink.))
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
Tips for going down on a girl?
Donât be a bitch. If youâre gunna do it, do it well.Â
Tease the fuck out of her before going in. Put that tongue away. Kiss every inch of her, except her pussy. Inner thighs, neck, lips, nipples. Start at her mouth, work your way down. Did you get her neck already? Good, now do it again. Build the anticipation. Sheâll love it even more.
When she canât handle the anticipation any more, go in for the kill. Eat that pussy like youâre on death row and itâs your last meal.Â
Most girls respond really well to clit stimulation, but donât over work it. Some girls like it when you stick your tongue in, some donât, so be cautious when exploring that option.
The best way Iâve learned to do it is to start off slow. Long licks. Cover all of it. Slowly work your speed up. Go a little faster. Every been told to write the alphabet with your tongue? Fuck that. Itâs stupid.Â
Have her lay on her back, put her legs over your shoulder. Thatâs the one of the best positions for her to get max pleasure. It also allows you to use your hands. While your mouth is going to down reach up with your hands, grab her breasts, (some girls like their nipples squeezed when getting eaten out. Try exploring that option if sheâs down). You also have the options of using one of your hands to finger her or rub her clit while you lick. If you get into a good motion of licking while you rub her clit with your tongue, I can almost guarantee that she will go crazy.
Think youâre done after she cums? WRONG. Youâre not done until she grabs you by the hair and pulls you up because she canât take it any more.
Now go my student, go and eat that pussy like itâs your sole purpose in life to make that girl scream your name, Gods name, and every swear word sheâs ever heard in her life.
look, a post actually explaining how to eat pussy instead of attacking guys for not knowing
dashattacksomuch
here homie since you asked
Mom bod. Dad bod. Burger bod. Banana bod. Bond bod. Bon-bon bod-bod. Whatever your bod, itâs totally a swimsuit bod. Donât be ashamed of it.
you fell asleep in my
car i drove the whole time
but thatâs okay iâll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
Iâm driving here, I sit
Cursing my government
for being a capitalist regime in which the upper classes disregard the needs of the lower classes and the bureaucracy often leads to ineffective policies that, for example, donât allocate taxes to the areas in which they are most needed, such as maintaining infrastructure, which leaves many roads in the US riddled with potholes
ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background
PLUTO 2015
NASA
I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THEREâS JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
Reblog and tag: where you live, primary language, and what you call theseâŚ
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalistÂ
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
Reminder to my folks who are still in school:
The best grade you can make while keeping yourself healthy and sane doesnât have to be the best grade thatâs available.
If your best is a C because youâre sleeping, eating, allowing your brain to rest sometimes, and making sure you donât fall apart, then thatâs great and you should be proud of yourself.Â
Iâm proud of you, and fuck anyone in your life who isnât.Â
I donât like the phrase âyou are worth more than your gradesâ, and hereâs why: your grades donât have a single damn thing to do with your worth in the first place.Â
Do your best, take care of your body and brain and soul, and know that youâre awesome and you can do this.
No bless you.
Seriously, I haven't slept in two days because of midterms and I realized that I've maybe eaten three times in 72 hours. On top of that I work 40 hours a week and I've even stopped doing my hair because it's time I could be studying.
It's good to be reminded that grades aren't everything even when they feel like they are.
Things French parents say to their kids
When we forget to turn off a light: Câest pas Versailles ici ! Hey, weâre not in Versailles !
When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?
When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde lâautre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !
Whatâs for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.
When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul câest du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.
When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, youâll be nicer
When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, youâll piss less.
And the world wonders why we are so sassy.