purely geraskier trash

know that if i reblog something and didnt tag it with something fun, it's because i couldn't think of anything other to write than a keyboard smash and also that keyboard smashes can both mean "this is amazing i love it" but also "im dying this is hilarious" and that's just the way it is | marta | any pronouns | twenties

[toss-a-bard-to-your-witcher]

hoax // taylor swift

[maddie-w-draws]

You know Lambert would have a field day when he finds out about Wolfie. What’s that? Mr. Perfect got replaced by an ACTUAL WHITE WOLF? Sign me up!

tragic

[devilspastorson]

Soft forehead touch

[devilspastorson]

When your ex comes to the tavern you're working at so u gotta show him ur better off without him

[tishawish]

Recharge.

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier casually kissing geralt’s hand as an absentminded display of affection is everything to me

like geralt’s hands have spent a lifetime wielding blades and fighting and taking lives when needed, and the idea of jaskier bringing them to his lips without thought, like they’re nothing more than a place to press affection, is. so much. 

[devilspastorson]

Burn butcher, burn

[penandinkprincess]

okay but geralt ABSOLUTELY knows exactly what buttons to push when he wants to send jaskier off on a rant for fun. 

and jaskier kNOWS he’s being wound up for geralt’s entertainment, but how the fuck is he supposed to nOT respond to “well the earth has to be flat. otherwise all the water would pour out.”? 

[patroclusdefencesquad]

do u ever listen to burn butcher burn. specifically paying attention to HOW jaskier sings it. and just think. damn. that's fucking INTENSE. insane, in fact. mind boggling, i would dare to say. the RANGE is immense. and i know. i know it's joey batey. i know he's mr TAD. i KNOW. what he can do. with his voice. but the fact that he does it. as JASKIER. fuck. wild.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

it's important to me that you all know that when i write posts like this. with the fucking. random punctuation. and CAPITAL. LETTERS. in random words. i do, in fact. dramatically read them out loud to myself in my room.

[ladyahiru]

how esle would you do it? xd also i read them too

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier and ciri have SO FUCKING MANY “so geralt never knows about this?” “yep” “cool” stories

like jaskier would never let ciri get hurt if he can help it, but he is also CURIOUS and CHAOTIC. he might not let CIRI go poke around in that cave with a stick to see what’s inside, but she can watch from a distance while JASKIER does it.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-bard]

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier just picking stuff up and eating it this season now has me thinking about how many times geralt has had to do the “WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH? SPIT IT OUT. COME HERE. SPIT IT OUT” thing you have to do to your pets

[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier x everyone he meets, basically

[srapsodia]

@whataboutthebard , Sept 12, Wuv: Mending clothing

A relaxed post-hunt evening.

[micshrewart]

People suggesting drawing jaskier in geralts shirt gave me this thought

[toss-a-bard-to-your-witcher]

i dreamt some other witchers confronted geralt and blamed him for eskel’s death and geralt just straight up pulled out his sword and murdered them on the spot

[transwitcher]

why does geralt's fighting stance look Like That in tw1

[transwitcher]

for those of you who don't know what i'm talking about. allow me to demonstrate

[transwitcher]

no witcher training necessary. i'm a natural. ready to take on any fearsome beast. my minimum price is 20 crowns. i do birthdays and funerals and for twice the price i'll even do a wedding.

[thewitcherdaily]