WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY CHAIR? @tossmedonttelltheelf - Tumblr Blog

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

labors

the father, son, and the holy fuck

pussylightlytoasted

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tattoos-are-orgasmic

Me at my wedding. 😂😂

chreative

Ring bearer’s face is priceless lol lil homie look like they didn’t tell him about the plan

itsbetterthananal

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

vixen-elixir

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nightmareloki

/SCREAMING

thesylverlining

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

vastderp

Good shit hahahaaa

slimewytch

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

mermantula

it’s been nine years and twenty seven days since the pilot of pushing daisies aired on television and still no screenwriter has ever topped the line “bitch I was in proximity”

perhapsarat

this is like the best part in HBP

hustleinatrap

Rihanna made an appearance at the Ivy League school to accept a plaque given to her by Allen Counter, the director of the Harvard Foundation. She was named Humanitarian of the Year by Harvard University. 29-year-old star, who by the way has never graduated high school, was honored thanks for her charitable efforts. She created an oncology center in Barbados to fight breast cancer ans found the non-profit, The Clara Lionel Foundation Global Scholarship Program, to assist in funding Caribbean-born students who attend college in the U.S. Rihanna also backs the Global Partnership for Education and Global Citizen Project, that provides ‘access to education in over 60 developing countries, giving priority to girls, and those affected by lack of access to education in the world today.’

Rihanna becomes the 1st female singer to receive Harvard University’s "Humanitarian of the Year.“ Very deserving.

theatomicboom-deactivated202112

the white house is now barring everyone but super conservative news organizations in on briefings and claims the ones who aren’t allowed are “enemies of the state”, this should scare everyone

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For the record: CNN, BBC, Politico, NYT, Buzzfeed, LA Times, the Daily Mail, The Hill, New York Daily News, and much of the foreign press were not permitted to attend. The AP and TIME are boycotting

THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

delicatelyhaunted

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

dankmemeking

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

baawri

bellygangstaboo

I’m sure we hear more about him in the future. We have got to get these kids to understand that striving to be a rapper, football and basketball player is not the only thing out there. Unfortunately, kids make fun of kids who get good grades or are in honor classes because they don’t view it as being cool. It is critical to stop the bullying and stop that mentality. At some point the cycle of poverty needs to stop somewhere within a family. A child that focuses on school and graduates high school and moves on to college helps end the perpetuation of repeating the cycle of uneducated people in a family structure. When that child graduates and hopefully moves on to a great career. Numerous inventors were black.. THIS is what our youth should focus on, strive for!

donnajosh

pure

i think a lot of yalls pro-trans mantras are getting kind of performative especially now that we’re really in the trenches under trump’s presidency like it’d be real nice if any of yall bothered to call your local senators or local grassroots orgs about trans employment laws and trans healthcare and trans people’s exposure to hiv and donate to trans women and men etc in need for every ‘kill all terfs and destroy cis people’ post you type

vijara

for anyone unsure where to start:

here’s how to find your local senator [x]

here’s how to find your local representative [x]

here are some sample scripts you can use if you’re not sure what to say when you call [x] [x] [x]

throw in a few bucks for passport gender marker and legal name changes. urgently needed, easy to do. (this is how i was able to afford my gender marker and name change, these fundraisers are directly helping trans individuals) [x] [x]

read, bookmark, and share this list of 52 more concrete ways to support trans people & promote trans equality [x]

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srsly, pls do everything u can to help–donate to ppl asking for money, advocate in day to day life, get ppl hormones, organize, write letters to tw in prison, etc. please, this is exactly the time we need an actual invest of effort from cis people to help keep us alive. fascism is designed to exterminate us. not oppress, not exploit, just… kill off. through murder, isolation, starvation, exposure, suicide. this is a genocide, please help us to survive.