May I have the vegan cheese

they/she/he | you will not fantasize about my soup

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[kf1n3]

childhood crush

[adamant-rail-me]

Melinoë: ...and in the end it really came back to haunt me. I guess I just girlbossed too close to the sun haha

Icarus: uh....

Melinoë: oh my gods Icarus I'm so sorry! I didn't think of...

Icarus: please never say that again

Melinoë: yea yea, absolutely, I got it. I shouldn't have.... with what you've been trough and all...

Icarus: Meli, I want you to listen to me. As much as it hurts to relive the horrible trauma of my death, that is not the primary reason I wish you would refrain from saying it

Melinoë: ..no?

Icarus: No. It's just really really cringe

Melinoë: ok wow

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[critter-creature-or-beast]

This is a...

critter

creature

beast

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

Submitted for classification by @xeniashrimp

"*gently places Slinky the smoky oak millipede before the council* What manner of Thing is my beloved daughter?"

[this-is-poly-joy]

immediately finding a new ally for hijinks and mischief and the like in your partner's partners

~ This is poly joy! ~

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[curls up into a ball] I can see why pillbugs use this move

[polyamorousmood]

I am SO SO tempted to go to our local pride on saturday but I'm scared there won't be anyone there and that it'll be awkward and I'll just stand in a corner the whole time. (Also I'm a LIL worried someone will recognize me, but I would wear a face cover, since my parents would be pissed if they caught me somehow. (Out of the country right now)) Um. Any tips/advice? I REALLY want to find other poly people to talk with, since there's not really anyone I know of who is marked as such.

Listen to me. There WILL be other people at your pride🌈 celebration. If you don't want to stand in the corner alone, don't. You can compliment someone on their outfit or makeup and then ask a couple follow up questions or say this is your first and you were expecting X and its really more Y and get a conversation started. You can ask someone to show you around because you're nervous!

Whether there will be other polyamorous people that you'll find, I can't say for certain. But if you are willing to put yourself out there, you can find someone to talk to that's chill. Familiarize yourself with all the different polyam symbols and color schemes, and talk to anyone who has them. Wear any you have, make a sign, or buy a button while you're there.

That's the best advice I can give. Put yourself out there. Commit to talking to a few strangers. Its scarier than it is. Good luck 💙💖🖤

[polyamorousmood]

I'm glad you went!! I'm glad you got some connection! I told you so!

Happy pride everyone!!🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[la-da-da-i-exist]

The real goal of polyamory is to have enough partners to have someone for every part of a food you don't like who loves it.

Give your pickles you asked them to leave off to Jen, your crust to Mark, the fat of your pork to River, etc.

That's the dream

[fishieguyy]

ouuuughhh

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.