Total Drama Incorrect Quotes

Welcome back to Total! Drama! Incorrect Quotes!

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Lauren: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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Sammy: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Jasmine: Well then whose is it? Sammy, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

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Zee: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web. Damien: You were too lazy to read the book?! Zee: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

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Julia: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

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Damien: So when are we gonna tell him? Priya: Just give him a minute. Zee: pulling on a door that clearly says push

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Sammy: Guys, I have a question. Amy: kys <3 Sammy: I love you too. Scarlett: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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The Ferocious Trouts' thoughts on stabbing Millie, Zee, Damien: Would never stab anyone. Priya: Would stab someone in retaliation. Ripper: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Axel: Would stab without warning. Lauren: Would stab as a warning. Chase: Would stab as a prank.

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Duncan: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Duncan lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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AI-GENERATED QUOTES WITH THE FEROCIOUS TROUT

Axel: Don't worry, I have a plan. Damien: Okay. What is it? Axel: Attack. Damien: That's not a plan, that's a tactic! Axel: When I'm in command, every plan is a good plan. Damien: How do you not realize that is the exact opposite of comforting?

Axel: Are you telling me you don’t carry an emergency knife while going shopping? Priya: Who carries around a knife? Axel: People who are prepared for everything. Millie: People who are delusional. Chase: People who are just too cool. pulls out his knife Lauren: pulls out three knives People with lots of knives.

Priya and Ripper are in an argument Ripper: You're dumb. Priya: Um, actually, it's "YOU'RE dumb." No wonder you can't have a proper argument with me. Millie: Wow, that's a great argument, Priya. Ripper: Wow, that's a terrible use of sarcasm, Millie. Axel: You three suck at arguing.

Lauren: Pranks are the purest form of love. Millie: I- no- you have a warped idea of love my friend- I- no- you have a warped idea of love my friend- Lauren: Warped? No other form of love has as much passion as pranks. And passion is vital if you want to have a real relationship. Damien: Pranks are not passionate. Lauren: starts crying Then we'll never have a passionate relationship!

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AND NOW, AN MESSAGE FROM CHRIS MCLEAN HIMSELF...

Hello, Total Drama fans, and welcome to another exciting update from yours truly, Chris McLean! As you all know, we recently revived Total Drama, and let me tell you, it's been a wild ride so far. But I'm not one to rest on my laurels, so I've got some big news for you all.

You see, after the revival season, I had two more seasons planned out for you all. One was going to be called 'Return to Wawanakwa,' and the other was going to be called 'Warrungai Island.' But as I was looking at these two seasons, I realized that there was just too much good stuff to fit into two separate seasons.

So, I made the executive decision to combine these two seasons into one epic season that's going to blow your minds. That's right, folks, we're heading to Warrungai Island, a special island off the coast of Tasmania. And let me tell you, this place is unlike anything we've ever seen before.

We're going to have a huge new cast of contestants, and I mean huge. No returning contestants this time around, folks. We're starting fresh AGAIN with a bunch of new faces, all ready to duke it out for the ultimate prize.

And let me tell you, this season is going to be intense. We've got all sorts of new challenges and twists and turns that are going to keep you on the edge of your seat. So get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because Total Drama is back and better than ever.

Stay tuned for more updates from me, Chris McLean, and get ready for the ride of your life with Total! Drama! Warrungai Island!

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THE SILLIES :)

I thought that I'd make an incorrect quotes collection with four of my favourite characters from the new season (Oh, and Raj. And yes, I will return to the other seasons soon, just give me time.)

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Lauren: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Zee: A doll. MK: A cinnamon roll. Bowie: A sweetheart. Lauren, blushing but still grinning creepily: …stop it.

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MK: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Zee: How? MK: I need someone to take the fall. Zee: What did you do? MK: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Bowie, from the other room: Oh my god. MK:… Bowie: OH MY GOD! Zee: Make it a hundred. MK: Deal.

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Lauren: Something’s off. MK: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Lauren: No, but that’s funny.

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Bowie: So, what's for dinner? Zee, staring at the food he burnt while he was high: Regret.

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Bowie: I love you. Raj: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. Bowie and Raj kiss passionately MK, to Lauren and Zee: You both owe me 20 bucks.

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"WHAT WAS YOUR GREATEST LANGUAGE FUCK-UP?"

[While my family and I were visiting AND on the occasion that I wanted a short latte instead of a soda, I said "Ich bekomme eine kleine Latte." Little did I know, to Germans I apparently said "I'm getting a small erection."]

Hezekias "Zee", 2023

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[Wishing a bunch of Italians a "happy anus" on New Year's Eve…]

Emma, 2023

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[I was trying to sell a whisk to a French couple. Instead of saying "great for eggs", I said "great for EYES".]

Lauren "Scary Girl", 2023

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[The Korean words for "strawberry" and "erection" are similar. I accidentally asked an old lady for a boner cake.]

Bowie, 2023

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[In Spain, the word "coger" means to take but in Latin America, it means… sigh Long story short, I asked a waiter if I could fuck my food out in the patio.]

Chase, 2023

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Lauren: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Zee: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? Lauren: Whatever caves first!

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S'UP BITCHES I'M BACK!

Bowie: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone. Emma: I'm gone. Bowie: Now go chop his dick off-

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HELP WHY DO I WANNA REDRAW THIS-

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If you wanna redraw this, be my guest! I don't mind.

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Duncan: Hmm, there's gotta be some way that I can brainwash that nerd Harold. gasp I know! pulls out phone and begins typing in Google 'how to brainwash peop-' Cuts to Duncan being let out of juvie Gwen: What did you do NOW? Duncan: I followed the advice online. Cut to Gwen and Duncan getting in his car Duncan: Apparently, it's illegal to alter the minds of other people using Cold War CIA techniques.