My microwave has no idea I'm gay

Hey, I’m Rose | my microwave is kinda clueless (it's an inside joke i promise)| any pronouns, do whatever you want dude | demigirl and lesbian | 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 | ride the cyclone, hadestown, hazbin hotel, carry on, and the riordanverse are my main fandoms

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[blaxolt]

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

[rockstar-vamp]

Who is Bob and why do you have his hair

[doktorcringenfailen]

me: no little german boy 😭😕😭😕😭😭 don’t go into that sorority 😨😨😕😭

german boy: oh mien gott 👀👀👀 oh mien gott you guys 👀👀👀😳😳😳😆😆🫣

[1beetle-bug1]

Michael in the Backrooms

[le-worm]

MICHAEL NOOOOOO MICHAEL TURN AROUND, MICHAEL LOOK BEHIND YOU, MICHAEL NOOOOOOO

[themightymoose]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Noel Gruber and he said god dammit can you keep it in your pants for one second you horrible succubus

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[totalitarian-bird-dictator]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the most romantic boy in town* *the angriest boy in town* *the most imaginative boy in town* *the most successful girl in town* *the nicest girl in town* *the most forgettable girl in town*

[gayvampyr]

nvm i’m staying alive, i just met the most magnetic and beautiful woman on earth

[gayvampyr]

unless she doesn’t think i’m cute

[dailycatsblog]

[totalitarian-bird-dictator]

sometimes life really is just about silly cat pictures

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[proletherian-dictatorship]

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

[phobic-human]

74 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

75 years ago, happy anniversary

To celebrate I got a bottle of champagne 

[phobic-human]

76 years ago, happy anniversary 

[phobic-human]

77 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

78 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

79 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

80 years ago, happy anniversary

[phobic-human]

81 years ago, happy anniversary

[wedontevenexist]

I gaze at the stars and wish I was among them. I am Icarus and you are the sun. Your gravity draws me in and swallows me.

[totalitarian-bird-dictator]

just found out about this thing called female bird weekend in may. What is that? Is it like international women’s day but for birds? Do birds have sexism? This raises so many questions

[totalitarian-bird-dictator]

maybe the real treasure was the trauma we developed along the way

[totalitarian-bird-dictator]

zootopia stage play but all the actors are in fursuits