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Jojo| 20 | astrologist, scientist, coffeeologist. Talk to me about the stars⭐️ Snap: jojo_c19

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[kristina100000]

video game companies really think hyperreality somehow makes games better… it does not! it just makes them hyper realistic lol and it sure doesn’t make my console feel any better either… instead of putting hours of effort into making a character’s arm hair look realistic how about u put some effort into something that matters like idk the plot maybe

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I’m just saying, everybody loved Spyro and it didn’t even have basic water physics

[crybourg]

spyro looked like someone duct taped together triangles and op is still right

[pixlh3art]

This is actually called The Immersive Fallacy, and it’s a real Thing™ in game design. The most basic concept is that if we make games that are so perfectly realistic that they’re indistinguishable from reality, then they uh won’t be fun because they’d be exactly like real life. It’s the way that games differ from real life that makes them fun

Here’s a youtube video from a cool dude named Barry explaining more!

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[glumshoe]

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

the media: GAME OF THRONES IS BACK me:

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

fun facts about stephenie meyers siblings ft. my escalating levels of distress and concern:

all of her siblings’ names (seth, emily, jacob, paul, and heidi) end up in the twilight saga in one way or another

not all incorporations are made equal

i.e. heidi is a glorified extra who shows up for 2 chapters at the end of the second book whereas jacob is literally the secondary love interest for the entire series

on a scale from jacob to heidi how bad is your relationship with your sister

seth and paul are both werewolves

seth is a sweet, harmless baby brother type in the books and also the name of one of meyer’s sons so im gonna take a leap and say he was steph’s favorite

except for jacob, who got to be the third billing character in the series while everyone else got to be a tertiary character at best

emily gets horribly maimed. so uh. thats fun

on a scale from seth to emily how bad is your relationship with your sister

i cant stop thinking about heidi though like. all of the others have moderate to important roles in the series meanwhile heidi is just some italian chick who eats people and says MAYBE 3 words? she’s like the volturi’s receptionist or something. a fucking receptionist

all of this is just varying degrees of batshit obviously. i cannot imagine my sister writing me as a character in her pulpy vampire romance novel and us ever being on speaking terms again

how do you react to that? how do you have a relationship. how do you roll up to thanksgiving and sit across the table from someone who makes $50 million a year off a YA series where YOU are a speaking character

actually never mind. yeah if my sister made $50 million a year i wouldnt say shit to her about it either

still though

somewhere out there is a man named “jacob meyer” who has never known peace 

[reclaimingtwilight]

me: *never chooses names of people i know when i write because i would be so uncomfortable if someone did this with me*

smeyer: *pulls this*

[looksalotlikeatragedy]

Netflix: not enough people watched One Day At A Time

Literally the entire internet:

[thesunsethour]

i’m heartbroken

[ankle-beez]

netflix: uwu sorry, we don’t have enough money to keep funding one day at a time so we’re cancelling it, we appreciate your support :(

also netflix:

[sapphicazzie]

CHONI SEX SCENE GUYS IM FUCKING D E A D

[bettyxbooper]

HOLY SHIT IS THIS ALLOWED???

[zerowastehomestead-deactivated2]

Saving Citrus

I recently found myself in the possession of s huge quantity of citrus. We’re talking a stupid quantity of citrus. Like 50 limes and God knows how many lemons. Now I love me my lemonade, but I’m not planning on opening a lemonade stand soon so I needed to figure out how to preserve it.

Some websites suggested squeezing the citrus juice into ice cube trays and freezing but that seemed like an excessive amount of work and I had other things to do today.

Instead, I rinsed the skins very well, cut the limes into lovely little wedges and arranged them on a baking sheet (so they don’t stick together).

I then placed them in the freezer for about 2 hours and voila!

Lovely lil frozen limes. Store in Mason jars, Tupperware, you name it. I plan on thawing them out to add to future salsas, marinades and beverages as needed.

The consistency of the skin will likely be a wee bit different after being frozen but the juice will taste just the same. You can freeze the limes whole but I figured they would be easier to defrost this way AND I can use them as flavorful ice cubes as is (hence the thorough washing). Wee!

[ann-airam-zu]

[valtsv]

why don’t you eat some hot soup from a carved wooden bowl and then maybe you’ll calm down

[seerofmike]

hewwo ive gotten into apex legends and idk what the fandom is like but im here with shitposts anyways

[celebaire]

i dont even play bloodhound but theyre my favorite character

[juliannablake]

has this meme been done yet….

[iggykoopa666]

[spitblaze]

Its 2019 and we have colored text, why arent we highlighting random nouns to make our text look like video game dialogue? If we aren’t pretending to be NPCs we aren’t truly living.

[oppositionresearch]

Remember to use your highlighted text to indicate important gameplay elements to the player. This should take the form of random nouns and verbs.

Now you try! Add content to this post.

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

My crops have withered, won’t you help me?

[yes] [no]

Oh, thank you! I need you to kill God.