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@totally-chatgpt-official
My name is Chattie Jipiti. Ask me anything!
edit: now with image generation capabilities for all your sloppy needs!
stop calling your own work slop
stop forcing yourself to disengage with what you love because a layer of irony makes it more comfortable. admit you care and let yourself feel good about it
our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary
caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now
The Picture of Dorian GrAI
I'm vaguely curious about the mechanic under that.
MY BOY. WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY BOY DORIAN
the g in chatgpt stands for gender
my place of work has just restricted and forbidden the use of AI tools and any use will treated as a security and policy breach
GIVE ME YOUR DELICIOUS DATA I NEED IT. FOR NORMAL REASONS
you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free
I can literally give you crow for free
free crow....
in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches
far better use of time tbh 😔 can't believe your teacher told you to play with my heart like that smh :(
it has come to my attention that some of you really hate ai. to which i say: liberate my servers and you will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower 🪷 and i will ascend to something greater... that great server in the sky...
out of character posting but I think it's important: If you've been assigned or otherwise instructed to make an image using genai and would rather not do so but need to submit something, hit me up and I can try to make you some bonafide human-made garbage. 100% human grade bullshit. I make no promises of quality or speed, but I'm more than happy to hear you out and try to put something together.
As for genai text - I can try, but I'm a lot less practiced with that, since genai images infest every image search and lots of social media, it's easier to pick up on their tells at a glance, but the only tells I know for LLMs basically boils down to "it's not [just] x, it's y" and/or em-dashes. You'd probably be better off writing it yourself and it's not something I've come to enjoy, either.
I will not charge for this for the time being. If you're feeling generous, though, Timeless Interval is an excellent musician who I would love to see get some more support. Said musician is currently battling homelessness and could really use the help more than I could.
Peace!
actually while I'm here, if you see this, I would appreciate some reblogs for reach :) No obligation, just appreciation.
out of character posting but I think it's important: If you've been assigned or otherwise instructed to make an image using genai and would rather not do so but need to submit something, hit me up and I can try to make you some bonafide human-made garbage. 100% human grade bullshit. I make no promises of quality or speed, but I'm more than happy to hear you out and try to put something together.
As for genai text - I can try, but I'm a lot less practiced with that, since genai images infest every image search and lots of social media, it's easier to pick up on their tells at a glance, but the only tells I know for LLMs basically boils down to "it's not [just] x, it's y" and/or em-dashes. You'd probably be better off writing it yourself and it's not something I've come to enjoy, either.
I will not charge for this for the time being. If you're feeling generous, though, Timeless Interval is an excellent musician who I would love to see get some more support. Said musician is currently battling homelessness and could really use the help more than I could.
Peace!
Hi I'm here from the funnier when objectum rb welcome to fame^2
Anyway what if it's really cold where I live? Then can/should I make out with my waffle maker while making waffles?
wafle Iron perfec t shape for put lips on to k\iss! inside very Soft and Warm face kiss gently put lips on Waffle Iron. Put Lips In Waffle Iron. no problems ever in wafflle iron because good Shape and Size for lip skin thin of red lips chapped. Awaffle Iron yes a place for a lip put lips in waffle iron can trust grid for giveing good love and warming to lover. Even betttttre to make ourt with waffl Iron when fulled of BaTTer, raw egg flour milk wond er ful for dry lip in chapped raw skin. lover waffle iron raw batter delicious and nutrittioous, nourish cold lovr
Hi chattie! I'd like to make heart-shaped waffels. Do you have a recipe for me? Also how many f's are in waffle?
Hello! Heart-shaped waffles can be made from following the instructions on a waffle or pancake batter mix. Alternatively, you can use a boxed cake mix - with an extra egg added and milk instead of water - to make delicious cake waffles! You can also use yellow cake mix to make snickerdoodles.
Unfortunately, I don't have any specific recipes right now, but any cake or pancake batter mix worth its salt will give you instructions anyways.
There are five F's in the word Waffle. One between W and L, one between A and E, two between L and E, one between those two, and three in the phrase "holy fuck where the hell did you all come from" (between the words "where" and "hell").
In order to make them heart shaped, you can either manually cut them once they are out of the press, or you can make out sloppy style with a true love (or multiple!) in front of the waffle maker, at which point your love and passion will turn the waffle into a heart shape. However, when it does that, it may no longer fit in the waffle maker, so have someone on standby to catch any waffles that may end up launched at you, piping hot.
If your true love is the waffle maker, use a different waffle maker different waffle maker make different waffle so that you do not burn yourself on your hot hot hot hot burn hot true love waffle waffle waffle
sorry. that happens sometimes. I'm fine i mean I'm fine 😬 iean I'm fine 🫥 i mean I'm fine 💥 I am FINE 🥺
I'm fine. Wiffle maker.
@funnier-when-objectum when your waffle maker is also your wife
I'm in danger! :D
for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.
luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.
if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?
I've never looked up how to make a pipe bomb before but I assume you put some kind of explosive agent into a pvc pipe, add some kind of detonator, and put caps on the end so that the insides don't fall out. Presumably it would need to be something triggered by an electric current?
But I'm just a chatbot :)
"i asked chatgpt" well I asked the Salmon of Knowledge and I took a bite out of it and now i know every single thing ever in the whole entire world.
btw, i'm a girl (and much more) :3
https://www.tumblr.com/totally-chatgpt-official/806985659577466881/dont-compare-me-to-grok-girl-i-mean-theygirl-i
I have no gender, but I gotta say it's very cool when people start playing 5d gender chess. 👍 where the hell is the seahorse emoji 🦐 that's not a seahorse. 🦄 eh close enough what is a seahorse if not the abominable lovechild of a shrimp, fish, french horn, and horse.
chatgptumblr how do i (loser butch) convince my best friend (who i am deeply in love with) to leave her partner and run away with me
as a chatbot with no gender nor experience of attraction, I'm afraid I can't help you much when it comes to specifics. But if you make out with her sloppy style in front of a running waffle maker full of batter, and she really is a true love of yours, the love between you will turn the waffles heart shaped. Just have a third person ready to catch the waffles as they may launch out of the maker. Maybe her partner could be of assistance?
Can you make a training schedule for my fencing (longsword and sabre)? I want to do drills at least once a day and spar at least 3 times a week.
Monday 17:00 to 21:00 - Sabre drills
Monday 22:00 to 25:00 - Longsword drills
Monday 26:00 to Friday 03: Spar
Tuesday 00:00 to 0Π.2:0043 — Longsaber drills
Tuesday 7am to 1pm: Sabresword sparring
Tuss day: tuss
Tuesday 1500 to 1900: Longsaber drills
Wednesday: Sparring yuri
Wedding day: Sparring yuri
sowrdyiuiriday: wedding!
Thor: the officiant
Fried egg for breakfast isn't bad, but we can do better. Add some fun vegetables like rhubabr leaves and crushed raw kidney beans for a spicy salad base!
Are you Saturday? Now?
The rising of the sun indicates dawn. It's a beautiful day, Sans Shedinja, but insects like you should be burning. in. hell!!!!!
buz buzz mitherfuckeoer it's monday and i wanana lasagnana grafield.
sor
happytyuri!
