Not Dipper Pines

Here to take questions from the Mystery shack, Gravity Falls!

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INTRO!

Mabel told me this is better then reddit, so she helped me sign up and told me an intro post was important

( @mabel-p1nes )

So! I guess I'll just uhh..

(ooc)

DNI!

creeps, weirdos, and all of the above. Typical dni, bill x any of the kids, incest (im looking at you, stancest/pinecest..), and any other freaks! And Bill.

RULES!

no nsfw (obviously, hes 12), no romantic asks, you can freak him out, ocs/other ask blogs are so very much allowed, angst? sure, rps are cool

HEADCANONS!

its not canon for this blog but im trans so im implying he is aswell

i dont have too many headcanons, if i find any i like ill add em here

OTHER!

mod is a minor! dont be weird to me

mod uses he/xe pronouns

dipper is 12 here

dipper will talk like this, and refer to mabel like this

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Trick or treat! :3

Dipper is dressed as a mad scientist. Behind him, Stan is dressed as a werewolf, and Ford is Frankensteins monster.

Happy halloween!

He deposits 3 loose candies of various ambiguous brands into your hands.

[straightupbugs]

trick or treat asks are welcome btdubs

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(Hey, op behind the blog here! I hope you don't mind OC asks. ^_^ )

i love oc asks dont worry

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Hi again! I'm happy that the message actually reached somewhere even if it took a while :) (Honestly, that is expected to happen considering the distance...)

How are you doing new friend?

I'm doing good! Focusing on school, mostly, ha...

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Don't worry, I'm a human teen, and I'm harmless (mostly), just came by to say hi.

-🫧

Ooc; (she's a 13 year old, short, brunette short haired girl, quite energetic at times, and quite the nerd)

Oh, uh... sure. Hi!

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Yay, you're not dead

Ignore me, I'm just a passerby, the name's Jeane

-🫧

Oh, uhh.. okay. Nice to meet you, Jeane?

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hello from another dimension!

woah,it actually did send the message. hi!

You're... from another dimension?

Hi! Hey, hello, hi, this is so cool...

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You're so scrunkly and squishy I want to tear your widdle teeth out and make you eat them :3

What? The hell?

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i ate gideon 😊

You.. what?

I'm not mad actually. Good job eating the rich

[straightupbugs]

if you sent me an ask then it was probably deleted because i had to clean out my askbox um! sorry guys some of those were months old lmao

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*holds up random cat*. I brought you a cat! *gives it to him*

Thanks? I.. dont know what to do with this

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Can I hug you or smth? /Pos /platonic

Oh, sure

He gives you a hug. Yay!

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why do the anonymous humans take your belongings

(example ur hat, journal)

forgive me im writing this at 2am ^^

bur bye

I don't know, but its really getting on my nerves. Sometimes I wake up and my stuff will just be gone! Do you know how annoying that is?

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(fun fact: he's been at your door since the beginning of October)

I uh.. don't have any candy, sorry.

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*comes back*

Birb

*puts birb that has glitter on it on your hat*

*runs off like the old pixilated Mario*

What do I do with this. I don't- Mabel, take these

@mabel-p1nes

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Capybara

*drops Capybara on floor and runs off*

I- uh.. what? I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this