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Vapes now contain gps tracking technology

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We do, in fact, talk about Bruno

[beadyeyes]

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

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[utopians]

There were 6 beatles but two of em stood behind ringo starr and matched his silhouette so perfectly they couldn't be seen from the audience so no one ever knew about them

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Their names were Rasko and Bangoon Starr. They are his younger brothers. They live in miami florida.

[pukicho]

The classic new york catch phrase “the big apple” stems from a time when bog boys would use their orchards to satiate the gluttony of the rat hoards, until in 1897, they lured the hoards underground, by throwing a fucking wagons-worth (and horse) of apples into a cave, that is now the new york sewer-system

[totally-true-facts]

Donald J. Trump, currently president of the United States, and known horse enthusiast, has been voted out of office, sad. Very sad.

He has not, as he has informed us, ever told a lie.

Which we know to be true, as he has told us it's true.

[totally-true-facts]

At the Height of the American Revolution, it was 5'8".

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

Government mandated breast milk

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This happened in China during the ( 不对 ) Bùduì Dynasty.

There was a shortage of mares and heifers to provide the much needed demand of milk expressed by the Emperor Hē niúnǎi. Not only did he bath in it, but he also gave himself Milk enemas 3 to 4 times a day.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This week in shit I never wished to know

[jonesgirl88]

Yep, totally seems legit

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These are all #totallytruefacts that have locally sourced for the enjoyment of our viewers at home

[jonesgirl88]

Why did you hide this in the tags?? You get a gold star for this, my friend :P

[totally-true-facts]

Thank you, but also

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m so mad that someone referred to masturbating as “honking your clown” like what the fuck I hate this website

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During the great clown massacre "honking your clown" was used as a sign of solidarity among CLWNs to unify the few who were left.

Many of them had escaped to Switzerland as refugees, as in most of the world the HONK movement, sought to eradicate all Clownified individuals.

[totally-true-facts]

The Melon War of 1762 is one of the most embarrassing wars in history, and as a result all parties involved unanimously decided to pretend it never happened after only 3.7 days of fighting.

[totally-true-facts]

Despite many finding them to be "dirty" or "filthy" animals, pigeons are among the cleanest of all the animals, never sweating, and washing their hands 2 to 3 times a day.

[totally-true-facts]

Now with the pandemic, Pigeons find themselves among the champions of trying to prevent the spread of Covid-19.

Encouraging others to wash thoroughly, whenever you touch new surfaces!

Pigeons are the backbone of this society.

[nanieczka123]

[totally-true-facts]

This is by far the best addition to any of my posts. Thank you so much

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Elon musk is actually 6 large ferrets in a coat.

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I'd like to retract this formally true statement, since Elon Musk is a fucking scumbag and it's not fair to call ferrets (whomst are the goddess' noodly angels) scumbags.

This has been a totally true retraction. Thank you for your time.

[totally-true-facts]

Despite many finding them to be "dirty" or "filthy" animals, pigeons are among the cleanest of all the animals, never sweating, and washing their hands 2 to 3 times a day.

[totally-true-facts]

Now with the pandemic, Pigeons find themselves among the champions of trying to prevent the spread of Covid-19.

Encouraging others to wash thoroughly, whenever you touch new surfaces!

Pigeons are the backbone of this society.

[totally-true-facts]

Corvid-18 is a highly contagious pathogen that gives you feather like scales and long Sharp talons like a bird.

Early signs are that it induces a craving for carrion and shiny objects.

The rich are particularly at risk as their obsession with hoarding wealth blinds them to the secondary symptoms.

[totally-true-facts]

I just need everyone to know I fucked up like ALL of the tags on this post.

Someone please get me a dictionary, or an assistant that can spell. Because. YIKES

"CaROWna" should be CoROWna since it's a pun. And corvid-18. But everything else is not wrong on purpose. I'm just that dumb y'all. I'm just that dumb. Rest in pepperoni.

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

Government mandated breast milk

[totally-true-facts]

This happened in China during the ( 不对 ) Bùduì Dynasty.

There was a shortage of mares and heifers to provide the much needed demand of milk expressed by the Emperor Hē niúnǎi. Not only did he bath in it, but he also gave himself Milk enemas 3 to 4 times a day.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This week in shit I never wished to know

[jonesgirl88]

Yep, totally seems legit

[totally-true-facts]

These are all #totallytruefacts that have locally sourced for the enjoyment of our viewers at home

[totally-true-facts]

Ubisoft's upcoming title, "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Quarantine," is set to be based off of Pennsylvania Governor Tom Clancy's response to the COVID-19 outbreak