this is definately a bus

hop on in! we have plenty of space!

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[id: a light blue userbox with a pastel blue border, and pastel blue text that reads “this user’s special interest is buses” on the left is an image of a blue bus. /end id]    

[character-selecton]

Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

[totallyabusdriver]

[a mass of black feathers crashes into evil's windshield] - @passengermothman

ah shoot- you okay? wait shit the windshield wipers are still on-

[passengermothman]

[mothman just grabs the wipers and gently pulls them apart as it comically slides down the front of the bus.]

i'm okay!!!!! i got you something ::-D

[totallyabusdriver]

ooh really? what is it?

[passengermothman]

[it pulls a valentines day card out of its neck fluff and eagerly holds it out.]

[totallyabusdriver]

ooh yeah! happy valentines day! *she takes the card and reaches around into the pocket behind the seat, pulling out a card. all while still driving.* here you go! it should like, pop up when you open it! hope you like it?

[totallyabusdriver]

[a mass of black feathers crashes into evil's windshield] - @passengermothman

ah shoot- you okay? wait shit the windshield wipers are still on-

[passengermothman]

[mothman just grabs the wipers and gently pulls them apart as it comically slides down the front of the bus.]

i'm okay!!!!! i got you something ::-D

[totallyabusdriver]

ooh really? what is it?

[totallyabusdriver]

[a mass of black feathers crashes into evil's windshield] - @passengermothman

ah shoot- you okay? wait shit the windshield wipers are still on-

[totallyabusdriver]

hi. um. I got you something? and, uh, i thought... i set up a surprise. for you and evil. if you're not busy.

*Chosen is holding a small box in one hand and fidgeting with a strand of her hair with the other. she is wearing a sleeveless dress, which is yellow and printed with sunflowers. their appearance is tidier and more put together than usual, too, asides from small amounts of silver glitter scattered across her person that sparkle when they catch the light.*

oh hey babe! happy valentines day! *she takes the box* what's this? oh and i'd love to go! it's been a while, i've missed you guys!

[chosenbusdriver]

It's uh, a pair of earrings? I... made them. They're little dangly animal skulls. I hope you like em.

And, uh, I missed you too! I'm really happy we could do this together.

Um, I was thinking we could have a picnic? It's all set up and everything, we just need to head over to the spot.

[totallyabusdriver]

ooh nice! these are so cool! *she puts them in* yeah, a picnic sounds really nice! lets head over!

[totallyabusdriver]

hi. um. I got you something? and, uh, i thought... i set up a surprise. for you and evil. if you're not busy.

*Chosen is holding a small box in one hand and fidgeting with a strand of her hair with the other. she is wearing a sleeveless dress, which is yellow and printed with sunflowers. their appearance is tidier and more put together than usual, too, asides from small amounts of silver glitter scattered across her person that sparkle when they catch the light.*

oh hey babe! happy valentines day! *she takes the box* what's this? oh and i'd love to go! it's been a while, i've missed you guys!

[matsuropalette]

What’s the bus RP

the bus rp started with the tumblr blog shittybusdriver. their gimmick quickly spawned 4 other blogs-verylostbusdriver, goodbusrdriver, mediocrebusdriver, and averagebusdriver.

then shitty died.

then it blew up.

characters like dinobusdriver, abandonedbus, thebuslot, funkybusdriver, totallyabusdriver, buspassenger, etc. showed up. it turned into a story of a fight against goobusinc, and evil corporation.

[the-ghostie-bus]

Wowie what did I get into

[busdriverwithagun]

Chaos!

[totallyabusdriver]

a lot more effort that a bus roleplay should really need

[totallyabusdriver]

[Tropical peeks into the driver's side window, looking like he hasn't slept in days. Splish even has sticks in splash hair.] "Hey Total, can I get on for a sec?"

what the fuck happened to you. uh okay i guess hop on in

[totallyabusdriver]

Ahem.

May I please get on? - @fallenangelpassenger

yeah go ahead! you can sit- uh, across Dave and Jerome? Clinging to the ceiling? Eh, you figure it out. Come on in though!

[totallyabusdriver]

hey babe. [Evil picks her up directly off the ground like it's nothing]

hey babe [she just sits there.] i see your wings got even bigger. very cute and sexy of them.

[evil-busdriver]

thanks it hurt a lot

[totallyabusdriver]

makes sense wings are a bitch

[totallyabusdriver]

hey babe. [Evil picks her up directly off the ground like it's nothing]

hey babe [she just sits there.] i see your wings got even bigger. very cute and sexy of them.

[totallyabusdriver]

hey babe! met my dad, the biological demon one. apparently if I try really hard I can shapeshift! anyways love you telly Bobby-Joe I said hi

yoooo good for you! what are you gonna turn into when you learn how?

[evil-busdriver]

I’m going to become taller than Chosen

[totallyabusdriver]

damn gonna leave me here at 5′1 huh

[evil-busdriver]

you are small and pickupable

[totallyabusdriver]

*hiss* no! bad! do NOT

[totallyabusdriver]

hey babe! met my dad, the biological demon one. apparently if I try really hard I can shapeshift! anyways love you telly Bobby-Joe I said hi

yoooo good for you! what are you gonna turn into when you learn how?

[evil-busdriver]

I’m going to become taller than Chosen

[totallyabusdriver]

damn gonna leave me here at 5′1 huh

[totallyabusdriver]

hey babe! met my dad, the biological demon one. apparently if I try really hard I can shapeshift! anyways love you telly Bobby-Joe I said hi

yoooo good for you! what are you gonna turn into when you learn how?

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[natm-ask-account]

I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here

[shy-marker-pliers]

^^^

[nyx-nekoo]

I have 345 followers rn

Let’s see how many I lose

[enolaholmess]

smash that unfollow button pedos!!

[lilithswxfe]

168 as of 10:19 on 4/6/21. Let’s see how many I lose.

[ebbyscrooge]

((Unfollow me right now if you support pedophilia!!! I MEAN IT!!!))

[anaroisonline]

UNFOLLOW ME PEDOPHILIA SCRUBS YOU ARE NOT WELCOME

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

Unfollow me RIGHT tf now if ya suppot pedophilia /srs /gen

[p0tato-kn1shes]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[union-of-mad-scientists]

begone

[chaososha]

Just leave-

[nature-osha]

Yeah fuck off.

[runaway-osha]

Get the hell out.

[securitycameraosha]

342 on Chaos Osha

260 on Nature Osha

117 on Security Camera Osha

47 on Runaway Osha

Let’s see if I lose any.

[evil-osha-trainee]

pedos suck ass!

[chupacabra-passenger]

UNFRIENDLY REMINDER I FUCKING HATE PEDOS <3 you are not safe here, begone.

[evil-busdriver]

I survived one of you dickheads as a kid and I don’t need more of you on my damn blog.

[totallyabusdriver]

Does your strange bus have any bones

No? Its a perfectly normal bus? I mean, some of the passengers may have extra bones lying around but the bus itself doesnt