✨My Ship Now, Motherhecker✨

Pursuit wouldn’t let me onto @incorrectcadenzaquotes, so I took matters into my own hands

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Envoy: I have an idea.

Pandora: Envoy, your last idea was to murder.

Envoy: And what's wrong with it?

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Shamble: Is Stabilizer dead?

Avalanche: We can only hope.

Stabilizer: I'm still alive!

Avalanche: We didn't hope hard enough. We'll get him next time, boys.

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Envoy: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Pandora, break out the 'L word'.

Pandora: Lesbian?

Envoy: ..The other L word.

Pandora: Lesbians?

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Pursuit: So here's the tea--

Stabilizer: For the LAST time, it's called a POLICE REPORT.

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Envoy (to Pursuit): Hey man

Envoy, moments later: Nah changed my mind

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Pandora: What is this straightery. I want out.

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Envoy: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment

Envoy: Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

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Envoy: Primus, I hate him.

Armordive: Me too.

Envoy: You have no idea who I'm talking about.

Armordive: Solidarity, sister.

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pursuit: yeah, i looked both ways while crossing the street. i looked both "handsome" and "radiant," too bad i got hit by that car

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pandora: a guy who lives on my street rang my doorbell and said, "are you the lesbian who saves the cats?" and i said, "yes. that's exactly who i am. let me get my coat."

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[in the captains' chat]

pursuit: askjdldg

circlet: what's that

pandora: it's like a laugh

circlet: how do i do it

pandora: just press any key

circlet: 6

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admit that microwaving food is not cooking

I know this is you, Envoy.

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microwaving is not cooking

-pursuit

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Then why does the microwave have a cook button!!! What’s it for, Pursuit, if not cooking!!

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RECOOK 

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PURSUIT THAT’S NOT A THING

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Roadagain: Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand

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Avalanche: I'm glad I don't light up a room. Those seem to be the only people who get murdered.

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Pursuit: 5p4m4 is like "Did you know you've shopped at Sunatoria 3 times this month?" to roast me like YEAH. maybe i HAVE. maybe i go buy crab rangoons every time i fail an exam because the femme who closes during the week always tells me she likes my HELM and sometimes it's NICE to have a little POSITIVE INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER. and i steal plastic FORKS from there. is that OKAY with you?

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admit that microwaving food is not cooking

I know this is you, Envoy.

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microwaving is not cooking

-pursuit

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Then why does the microwave have a cook button!!! What’s it for, Pursuit, if not cooking!!

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admit that microwaving food is not cooking

I know this is you, Envoy.