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@poppingweasel
“It's filthy, disgusting, so ugly, I'm sure. I'm ugly, disgusting, and filthy, for sure!"
╰› Weasel AKA Reagent 0451 rp + ask blog (more info below)
i donatrd blood twocr I don’t think himans are meant to bleed this much I rhink i nned to lay down..
A-Are you.. ..dying..? I could... .. give you my. .blood!! Ehhehhehe..! J-Just sit back.. .relax.. and open wide..! Here comes— cough the airpla...ne!!
no no not dyng - i dont need yuor blood- plese dont make me deink that-
Shhhhh… . Let ol’ Weasel take care… .o-of you..! I’m sure. ..the d-doctors won’t mind. .. Ehehheeehe…!!
H-Hi there..! Name's.. . Weasel.. I don't. .think we've met before... .. BUT— cough I've heard sooooo. ..much about y-you..! Ehhehehhe..! We should. ..be friends..! I've got.. . crackers..f-from the . .doctors.! I-If you'd.. . like some.. .
—💣
Oh, hey there. We can be friends, yeah.
[He smiled.]
And you've got crackers? Cool beans! I've got stuff we can trade for it. Gum, paperclips, some pencils you could probably stab someone with if you sharpened them a bit more, real world coins, some loose pills, and--
[He leaned a bit forward and lowered his voice conspiratorially with a raise of his brows.]
A bar of chocolate...
Chocolate..? I-I’ve not had. … chocolate in a.. .long time..! Where.. .did you even get. ..th…at..? D-Doesn’t matter..! Weasel wants..! Ehehheehe. .. Sweeet enough.. .to rot your teeth..!
i donatrd blood twocr I don’t think himans are meant to bleed this much I rhink i nned to lay down..
A-Are you.. ..dying..? I could... .. give you my. .blood!! Ehhehhehe..! J-Just sit back.. .relax.. and open wide..! Here comes— cough the airpla...ne!!
Reagent blood drinking contest in my sleeproom:) I'm trying to fit as many reagents as possible
d’you realize how many damn diseases we got goin’ around…
guess that’s darwinism or somethin’…
*chugs a bottle of motor oil.*
It's perfectly safe for your information>:( and you're literally drinking motor oil so you can't be talking
this is premium fuckin’ whitehorn diesel. don’t talk shit about my copin’ mechanism.
OOoooOoo. .. . T-That looksss.. . tasty..! C-Can I have. ... some..?
H-Hi buddy... ..! Ain't y-you a cute.. one.. I-I wish... . I was in that.. .chh...aair.! Ehehhe...! Wouldn't that.. .be nice? It must feel.. . amazing..!!!
—💣
“H..hi?..” Erik attempts to look up at you, following the sound of your voice. He seemed startled by your words, who in there right mind would wish they were in his place?!.
“you don’t want to be where I am!…I..I wouldn’t wish that upon anybody!..”
B-But.. . you’re getting.. .the whooo…le package deal..! Ehehhehee. .! .. ..S-So much. ..pain and. …suffering..! W-Who wouldn’t.. .want it! I know.. .I sure— cough do..!!!
I-I... . think I want.. .my medicine.. .now. E-Everything— cough cough HURTS..!! Juuust.. .. give me. .the pills... . I-I just wanna. .. get better..! I just.. .wanna see m-my mama.. .
—💣
Oh dear....you poor thing. Come here, I'll give you something for the pain. It won't hurt for long I promise. The nurse has you now. Here, take these.
T-Thank you.. . ma'am. Y-You might be the... .only person. ...who trrr...eats me. ..nice. So so nice.. . for lil ol' Weasel..! Ehheeheh..!!
REAGENTS the staff are drinking our blood stop donating blood to the blood drive>:(
D-Do ya think.. .my blood tastess..ss good a-atleast..? I-I like to think so... W-Wanna try mine..? I-I could— cough try... .yours?
H-Hey.. . . hey there..! I've... sss..een you.. .. around here..! I-I need... a favor..! I-If you would be— cough so...o willing..? —💣
Uh... yeah, I don't mind. Eugh, just woke up, though... what d'ya need?
I-I'm planning.. . something beauttt.. ..iful! Eheheh..! I need.. .. something.. t-to make a spaa— cough ARK..! I-I'll make it... .. worth your while..! Juuuust a bit of.. .. f-fire.. s'all I need..! Ehehhee..!!
Y-You were chosen.. right.. .? Y-You preach... the word.. . Tell me..! Please.. . Eheheehh... .. H-Has god— cough forsss. ..aken.. me.. . ? A-Am I a sinner..? Am I going to b-burn..? —💣
Chosen, guided, there’s a lot of words for what I’ve come to know. But, no. I truly believe under God’s eyes we can all be saved. You will not burn but ya are a sinner, as am I, as is everyone else, ya will still be welcomed at the pearly gates and ya will be loved regardless.
My door is always open if you need anything else, friend
B-But what if.. .. . I want to burn.. .? I wanna fff..feel m-my skin— cough melt.. . off my body.. .!!! Ehehehe.. .! .. ..B-But I want to. .. be loved too.. . Can't I h-have.. .. both..?
… I would prefer if you don’t come to me with these questions.. I will not guide a fellow soul down the path of damnation if I can help it.
W-We can... still be friends.. right? P-Please don't.. .leave me..! I don't wanna— cough be alone.!! I-I'LL BE GOOD..!!! I PROMISE!
Y-You're. .. just like me..! Aren't you..? Ehheheheh.. .!! L-Like looking.. .into a mirrr...ror..! How... f-fun— cough cough Let's play.. together..!
–💣
P- p- play ? . . W- what do you mean by that ?
Ohhhhh y'know.. .. the uss..ssual..! Eheehehhe. .. S-Some arm. ..wrestling.. or.. . chessss.. .. MAYBE— cough w-we could.. .. do a trial... or two.. . together..? W-Wouldn't that. ... be nice..?
T—Teeth…. . ! Eheheheh… . S-Some pointy and sh—cough ARP! Some rotten… . and sss . .mall..! M—Mine are… . . b-broken..! cough— Can… I have… . . ONE of yours..? Eheheh.. .eheeh
—💣
Hmm, you’re freaky, I like it! Now I don’t give my own teeth away but if you let me take a look in your mouth, open up nice and wide, I can see what we’re working with and give ya something that’ll fit your broken spots
Eheehe. . .hehehe. . . c-can't promise I won't.. BITE —cough you.. A-Are my teeth.. . pretty? P-Please tell me they're.. . pretty..!
Dontcha worry about that, I’ve dealt with far worse biters than you in my time, I know how to keep a mouth open.
Your mouth is very interesting, so unique, a little misshapen, obvious head trauma… but very beautiful, and thankfully for you I’ve got quite a few specimens that’ll fit your broken spots.
Though I won’t be able to give ya any pain meds to make the insertion process easy, you’d have to go to the Nurse if ya wanted anything fancy like that.
-His cheeks flush as he adverts his gaze. Seemingly quiet for a moment as if he'd lost his train of thought before snapping back into his regular ways-
Y-You’ll make it hurt. right..? You promise.. . ?! M-Make. ..me ble.. .eed? Make me.. .DIE? Ehehhehe... .. ! Juuu— cough —sst kidding.. .! O-On the. . dying part. .Eheh. .! I-I don't. . wanna die.. . please don't kill me.
Canine eyes crinkle with an unseen smile, a little chuckle playing at his lips.
Oh I don’t plan on killing you! Don’t worry my maniacal companion, that would make my efforts a bit inconsequential dontcha think? Besides! I’d never kill a fellow reagent! That just goes against all the codes doesn’t it?
Though.. it hurting is a bit of a different story, I will haveta cut your gums up a bit. If you’re willing to brave the pain however I’ll do it ;)
Cut my gumsss.. . Cut my w-wrists.. .! Cut my.. .eyes OUT— cough if you wanna. ...! Eheheheh.. !!! I-It all works for... .meeee! S-Sorry.. .if I get blood.. on your coat. .. I can lick . . it off. .afterwards.. .! Hehehee.. .!!! Just sss. ..ay the word.. !!
Well I don’t think that’ll be necessary, I don’t mind a few blood splatters! And sorry for you my freaky fellow but I’ll only do the gums this time around, I don’t got any specialities in eyes or wrists or whatever else you’d like chopped up. If things go well it’ll be nice and easy. If they don’t well…we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it yeah?
F-Fingers... ..CROSSED— cough that. .. I-I.. bleee...eed out..! Ehehhe. ..
I-I miss mama... . W-When was the last... time.. . I saw. ..her??? W-Why can't I— cough remember. .. her ffff... .ffface..???
Oh! ~ sugar join us this honey packet is for you now get in
N-No. .. no no no..Ehehhehhh..! I-I don't.. . want to. .. EhhehhahhaAHAH— cough cough NO NO NO NO DON'T T-TOUCH ME! G-GET OFF ME! L-LEAVE ME ALONE..! P-Please... ..
// thinking of drawing this with Weasel... I think it'd fit him very well ^^
Uh... You make me feel some kind of way, I'm not sure how to describe it. Our neighbors had this cat that constantly ripped its own fur out all the time but it was kinda lovable anyway. I guess it's a little similar.
Uh...
Would you like a candy the doctor gave me? I don't like the mint flavored ones.
– @pilotdreams
Ehhehe... ..! I-I'm no c...cat. ..! I'm a weeeeasel. .. B-But I.. .think you're... v-very pretty. .! Like. ..a plane CRASH— cough —ing into the. . ocean. .! I'll. . take the candy ..! D-Dad used to g-give me sweets when... I was good! Eheheehhhee. .. mint. .! Soooo c-cold and sharp. ...! J-Just like Dad..used to be. ...heheh.!
What is ur favorite color?
R-Red.. .! No wait— it's ORANGE. .! That's.. . not right.. Oh— cough I d-do. ..like m.. .mmagenta..