alec guinness once gave me $20 to go away

annie | 30s |  she/they | movies, television, books, music, art, vibes. new hyperfixation every six months

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

An Experience i had at world market today:

Small child: i like your shirt

Me, wearing a thrifted smokey the bear sweatshirt: thanks, i like yours too

Child: is it for kentucky?

Me: no, it's smokey the bear. Do you know who that is?

Child: yeah.

Me: do you know what his motto is?

Child, with full confidence: Don't Do Cocaine.

Child's mother: nO

[phoebebyers]

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[strawmanfallacy]

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good

[knifelesbianjo]

[...] who dies and who stays alive...

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 "New York"

[loving-the-world-since-00]

[garaks-padded-cell]

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[bifauxnenarmand]

[danielsarmand]

Interview with the Vampire 3.04 The Devil's Road

[mockva]

[silveve]

Imagine being hunted for sport in this fucking house

[cloudabserk]

is anyone gonna let him read his fucking letter

[batmanlesbian]

Last night, two earthquakes hit the city of Caracas in Venezuela. So far, reports show a death toll of 164 people, with nearly a thousand injured. Multiple hospitals and health centers have begun taking in patients and continue to expand their capacity to serve everyone in the area, and Interim President Delcy Rodríguez has declared a State of Emergency.

If you are able, please consider donating to the Venezuela Humanitarian Fund. They dispense donations out to local organizations on the ground in Venezuela, and you can donate as little as 2 dollars. If you know of any local organizations who are able to take donations online, please share them.

I am lucky in that my friends and their families from and in Venezuela are okay, and my heart is with everyone affected by this disaster.

[fadedlovemp3]

The death toll has risen to 589 dead and over 3,000 injured with hundreds of people still missing.

There are, of course, tons of local organizations and efforts ongoing. These often involving donating through Zelle or other mobile pay apps and I know that many people are less likely to donate if there are ‘extra steps.’

In light of this, I’ve added a few larger, “easier”organizations providing aid in Venezuela rn that you can donate to.

I Love Venezuela

World Central Kitchen

CORE

Direct Relief

International Rescue Committee

If you’d like links to some local orgs/action feel free to reach out.

[salaciouscrumbb]

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[be1ikesuperman]

[greelin]

do you ever think of the fresno nightcrawler

[greelin]

was in a group setting trying to explain this and half the people knew while the other half were like what the FUCK are you talking about. the dichotomy of man

[disterbia]