incorrect quotes ahead.

these are totally all correct dead by daylight and crossovers into Dead by Daylight quotes. You can submit quotes to be posted here !

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Ace: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Nancy: You're a hazard to society Leon: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Nancy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Ace: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Ace: Here you go. Nancy: Ace: Leon: Why am I here?

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Nancy: We need a diversion. I say Ace gets naked. Steve: No. Nancy: I could get naked. The squad: NO!!!

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Bill: What time is it?

Ace: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out

Ace: *BLASTS the saxaphone*

Ash: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Ace: It’s 2 am

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Ash: Some people are like slinkies.

Ace: What?

Ash: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Ace:

Ace: Please don't push Bill down the stairs.

Ash, pushing Bill down the stairs: Too late.

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Ash: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Bill...

Ace: As you should be.

Ash: No, for real, they're kind of-

Ace: As. You. Should. Be.

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Jeff, Entering Ash's room: Felix did it again.

Ash: Peace disturbance?

Jeff: What no-

Ash: Arson..?

Jeff: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Ash: uh....Attempted murder?

Jeff: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Felix: So how’s the food Jeff made?

Ash: It's great! Compliments to them.

Felix: *goes to the kitchen*

Felix: You're adorable.

Jeff: *blushes*

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Evan: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Caleb: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Jeff, to Felix: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Jeff: Watcha doin?

Ace: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.

Jeff: Scandalous.

Jeff: Can I help?

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David: Ace has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Kate: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Nea: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Kate with a gun to Leon's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Leon: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Ace: A sprite is anything not static.

Leon: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Lisa: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Lisa: You god damn geekass bastards.

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*Something crashes*

Leon: Shoot-

Ace: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Lisa: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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(reminder neither of them talk so this is hilarious)

Michael: *holds a gun out to PH*

PH: I-I don't believe in guns.

Michael: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.