Characters: The Unknown, Jeff Johansen, Euronymous “Eurie” Johansen the pitbull
Warnings: Animal in peril (she’s fine dw)
“Eurie!” Jeff called out through the forest, panic building in his chest. “Eurie come on!” He shouted louder, it felt like he had been walking through the same trees for hours now. Eurie never did this, she only ever ignored commands when squirrels were involved, and if that was the case the woods would be echoing with happy barks instead of being completely silent. That in itself was worrying, the fact that there was no noise in the forest at all. No bird song, no rustling, no wind through the leaves… Nothing but Jeff’s own voice echoing back at him.
“Fuck fuck fuck,” he muttered to himself. “Fuck me, Eurie please!” He yelled, hoping maybe she just hadn’t heard him somehow. He rubbed at his eyes with the heals of his palms as he felt tears falling down his face. It was starting to get dark, how could he have been so stupid as to let her off her leash? He thought. He flicked his torch on, he didn’t care how long it took to find her he’d stay out all night if he had to.
“Hello?” A voice suddenly said, it sounded disjointed but Jeff was so overtaken by hope and relief he couldn’t even think about that. He stopped and looked around him, he couldn’t see anyone but if there was another person maybe they had seen Eurie.
“Is someone there?” Jeff called, he turned around still trying to see whoever it was.
“Can you help me?” The stranger replied, the voice was slightly different - higher and a little smoother. Jeff figured out it was coming behind him, spun round and bolted towards it, not being too careful about where he was going.
“Yeah, erm, are you okay?” He asked, projecting his voice and hoping a reply would help guide him. He really wanted to ask if they’d seen a pitbull but he couldn’t if they were actually in danger.
“Is this your dog?” It called as Jeff realised how close to the lodge he’d become, hope filled him again as he exited the forest on the other side of where he’d entered. He’d walked Eurie on the Ormond side and somehow he’d managed to get all the way to the ski lodge.
“You found my-” Jeff froze as he finally found the source of the voice, except now he had more questions. He stood there staring at… Something. It didn’t look like anything he’d seen before, he couldn’t even think of what it resembled because it was just… Wrong. It was sort of human in some places, it had two arms, two legs and was stood up somewhat straight. Its neck was twisted round into a spiral, its face was stretched out obscenely, and its joints were all in the wrong places. It wore what looked like a Mountie outfit, the best way Jeff could describe it was it looked like something out of a sci-fi horror film where an alien had taken over a human body but didn’t fit inside of it. At its feet however was Eurie, his grey pitbull with her black stuffed collar. Jeff wanted to be relieved but how she was whining with her ears back and her tail between her legs panicked him. What had it done to her?
“Eurie! Come here, girl,” he stammered, the pitbull got to its feet and was about to run towards Jeff when the monster reached out and grabbed her collar.
“Can I play with her?” The creature asked, Jeff stared at it dumbfounded, it had a human voice, sort of, it sounded rough and twisted but it was relatively like a person. He took a step forward, fear causing his chest to heave and his stomach to twist. If it wasn’t for Eurie he’d have run in the opposite direction by now. He wanted to scream and pounce on the monster, slam its head into the ground, he wished he had a gun or a knife, anything… but then the thing might hurt Eurie.
“Actually, it’s her dinner time,” Jeff replied nervously, feeling odd for trying to sound friendly. It was the best tactic he had right now.
“Dinner… Time…” the creature repeated as if it had never had its lips form those words before.
“Come on, Eurie, say goodbye to your new friend and come back to Daddy.” Jeff felt ridiculous not immediately attacking but that could be his back up plan. He felt a sudden jolt of joy as Eurie came running, the monster didn’t stop touching her but she seemed to be able to overpower whatever hold it had. She was wagging her tail furiously as she got back to Jeff who immediately clipped her leash to her collar. “Good girl,” he said in relief, he bent down and wrapped his arms around her. He nuzzled her fur and kissed the top of her head. “I was so worried about you, little lady.” Suddenly Eurie looked back at the monster and growled, when Jeff got back to his feet he saw it had approached.
“Dinner time?” It repeated, Jeff paled. He hoped this was a creature copying what it had just heard, maybe it didn’t know what it meant. The alternative was that it was stating its intentions with Jeff and Eurie.
“Eurie, walk on,” Jeff commanded as he began to run, Eurie at his heals just as he asked. They ran without stopping, straight forward with no detours to ensure they’d get to the other side without issue. As they fled, all Jeff could hear was the monster’s voice consisting of:
“Help me.”
“Have you seen my dog?”
“Dinner time.”
“Hello… Is anyone there?”
They repeated them all, each one sounding distorted in their own unique ways.
“It’s okay, Eurie, not far now,” Jeff panted, reassuring himself rather than the dog. When they finally left the woods he sighed in relief, he stopped and turned over his shoulder. He couldn’t see anything following him but he felt an oppressive darkness radiating from the woods. He stopped running but his walking pace was quick. Not until they were back in town would he feel relaxed, he wondered if he should tell someone but who would believe him? He didn’t even know how to describe it. The cops would laugh it off and say he must have been on drugs or something, maybe he should have taken a photo. Although, he did wonder given how close he got to the ski lodge, he wondered if Susie would know anything about it. Or her friends at the very least.
Hiiii I mainly just want to say that I **adore** surviving the game but also ask PLEASE write a sex scene for Jeff; he's the hottest and I love him and he deserves hot gay sex :'D
Eeeeee thank you! It's been a joy to work on and to share!
Jeff is a DILF and I will die on that hill. (But really, is he that old tho, or is it just the dope ass beard?)
Currently I have no plans for him in that manner for STG, but idk. Maybe I'll get a oneshot idea that I can't put down in the future. Jeff definitely does deserve more hot gay sex though 🙌🙌🙌
