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Thatcher: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Mute: We don't! That's part of our charm!

Smoke: Quit fucking it up!

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Bandit: Monika has no idea I’m high.

IQ: You’re high?

Bandit: I’m sorry. *turns to Jäger* Monika has no idea I’m high.

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Lion: Do you ever get the feeling that something really, REALLY bad is going to happen?

Doc: Only every single fucking time I have to talk to you.

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Zofia: Hey, it’s a known fact that the oldest is always the favorite. Mom and Dad got it right the first time.

Ela: Then why did they keep trying?

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Pulse: Bigfoot but fully shaved.

Thermite: Mr. Clean.

Ash: You two are why I have anxiety.

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Caveira: I totally respect your decision, but I’ve already made my own decision.

Capitão: That’s the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

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Mira: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Jackal: Called it.

Mira: No.

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Bandit, joking: Hey, we should get married.

Blitz, very serious: I agree.

Bandit: WHaT?

Blitz: I agree. We should get married.

Bandit: I said it as a joke!

Blitz: Well, I didn’t.

Bandit:

Bandit: I guess we’ll be getting married then.

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Mozzie: I despise you with every inch of my being,

Ela: That's not a lot of inches.

Mozzie: ...I swEAR TO GOD-

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Mozzie: We have fun, don't we Tori?

Gridlock: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Blackbeard: Were you dropped on the head as a child?!?

Vigil: Bold of you to assume I was held!!!

Blackbeard:

Vigil:

Blackbeard: Are you okay

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Six: What’s the status up here?

Echo: Fucked up, about to die, Mei's a nerd. The usual.

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Rook in his head: It’s just a crush.

Doc: Hi Julien!

Rook in his head: I love you.

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Clash: I hate them.

Maverick: Me too.

Clash: You have no idea who I'm talking about.

Maverick: Solidarity, man.

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I just slept 7 hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep. So I’m a little disoriented.

Doc, probably

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Ash: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

Thermite: 'Don't be an idiot.'

Thermite: Changed my life.

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Caveira: [walks in covered in blood]

Six: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!

Caveira:

Caveira: Oh, it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.