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I WANT TO ACTUALLY DIE.
(The Harry Source)
hereâs a 1 min video of Harryâs moans in medicine that no one asked for but we all need
Catching the rose during the kiwi intro - London 11/04
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wow this blog is dead and embarrassing why are there still people who follow me
Interprenation? Interpenetration? Inpertrenation? Inpertraination? Interpretration? Interpreration? Ah yes, interpretation
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hi! could you rec me some life-changing (eighth year maybe) drarry fics in the range of 30-40k? thanks so much!! :)
Omg 8th year fics are my jam! The word range may kinda cut out some of my favourite fics from this list, but maybe Iâll rec them in another list later. Hope you enjoy reading these! :)
Sealed with a Kiss - by Faithwood (46k)Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do.(Ah this story was so cute and lovely to read! As the summary says, Harry will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Honestly such a fluffy and charming fic!)
A Series of Unfortunate Events - by unmonsterlike (25k)Harry Potter has a tendency to show up whenever Dracoâs in trouble. Dracoâs not quite sure he hates it as much as heâd like. (This fanfic had me in stitches! Draco always ends up in constant danger, and Harry always saves him just in time. Draco shows his gratitude in the best ways possible ;) Honestly though, this fic is super funny and makes me laugh whenever I think about it!)
He Was He and I Was Bunny - by bryoneybrynn (37k)Harryâs looking for an escape from everyone. Dracoâs looking for a friend. A little black bunny is the answer for our boys.(Ahh this fic is one of my all time favourites! Bunny!Harry is so adorable, and I loved how Draco was able to relax and be himself around Bunny!Harry. But then the drama starts kicking in when Draco realises that the little Bunny heâs been caring for his Harry all along and arrggh, I wonât spoil anything more but this story is a must read!)
For all the marbles - by Veritaso3 (28k)Harry receives a long-lost gift when he returns to Hogwarts to finish his last year of school. Draco could be just the person to help Harry understand the gift â if the two of them can learn to talk to each other. (This is such a sweet fic! The idea of the marbles Harry receives is so charming, and Draco and Harryâs relationship is so well-written!)
Lumos - by birdsofshore (41k)Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking. (Apart from masturbating and the sex drive of angsty teenagers, this fic also has many beautiful moments of Draco and Harryâ getting to know each other, and progressively delving into a relationship that isnât founded on sexual desire. I honestly loved this fic so much!)
The Ties That Bind Us - by Faithwood (27k)An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. (An accident causes Draco and Harry to be bound together in ropes in a very compromising position - and theyâre unable to get free. This is incredibly entertaining and funny!)
Not You Face - by khasael (26k)After an unusual late-night encounter with the Mirror of Erised, Harry finds himself with the unexpected (and rather unwanted) ability to see aspects of everyone elseâs deepest desires. Harry really wishes things like this didnât happen to him. (All thanks to the Mirror of Erised, Harry now has the unique ability to see oneâs deepest deisres whenever he touches someone. But, Harry wasnât able to see what he yearns for, that is until he touched Draco Malfoy. This fic is just so enchanting and sweet!)
No Greater Victory - by dicta_contrion (26k)Back at Hogwarts after the war, a defeated Draco Malfoy is prepared to settle for lifeâs simpler pleasures: snark, sex, and Slytherin scheming. That is until Pansy, newly in possession of Malfoy Manor, offers to return his ancestral home. Just one condition: he has to win, and break, Harry Potterâs heart to get it. Thatâs no problem. Dracoâs got this situation completely under control. (I never knew one fic could hold so much fluff and angst! Itâs so lovely to watch Draco and Harryâs relationship grow and develop in this story. And I loved the format it was written in as well - journal entry style is amazing!)
The Potter-Malfoy Problem - by who_la_hoop (28k)The room of requirementâs gone mad - at least, thatâs what Harry thinks. Thereâs no way that Draco Malfoy ârequiresâ him, of all people, but why does it keep dragging Harry there like heâs some kind of furniture, every time Malfoy enters it? (Whenever Draco enters the Room of Requirement, the room magically summons Harry as well. But, the room wonât let them leave until they get along, needing more passionate âgetting alongâ each time theyâre stuck together. So good!)
Unexpected Consequences - by lauren3210 (39k)Harry was going back to school. He was going to play Quidditch, sleep in lessons, hang out with his friends, and generally just enjoy being a kid for a change. And he was also going to do it while being bonded with Malfoy, because apparently life was just going to continue throwing curveballs at him.(SO MUCH UST!! As punishment for his crimes in the war, Draco is bound to Harry (who grudgingly accepts))
Draco Malfoy, Itâs Your Lucky Day - by Faithwood (37k)Even though heâs unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. (A very enjoyable and entertaining fic with heaps of mystery! Harry attempting so flirt with Draco was hilarious. And Draco was endearingly delusional and utterly helpless of being honest to himself)
In plain sight - by oldenuf2nb (37k)Draco Malfoy had stopped believing his wishes would be granted long ago. He could perhaps be forgiven for being startled, then, when one of them came true.(Not gonna lie, I cried a little during the scene where the Board of Governors decided âin the best interest of Hogwartsâ to close down Slytherin House - my inner Slytherin Pride weeped tears at this moment. But Draco is so sweet and lovable in this fic, and I loved every word of this story!)
Master Work - by mahaliem (35k)Harryâs eighth-year at Hogwarts is going about as well as all the others. Someone is out to get him, Aurors keep questioning him about the final battle and, worst of all, Draco is determined to repay his life debt to Harry. (Draco becomes a sort of âprotectorâ to Harry for 10 months to repay his life debt to him. The humour in this story is brilliant, and adored it from start to finish!)
The Standard You Walk Past - by bafflinghaze (46k)On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened. (âBut nothing happenedâ until Harry started sleep walking into Dracoâs bed ;) Draco and Harryâs relationship in this fic is a perfect mix of fluff and angst, itâs absolutely wonderful!)
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An important thing about feminism
Iâm a feminist. And Iâm proud to be a feminist. And that doesnât mean that I think that women are better than men, it means that I think that women and men are equal and deserve the same rights, and treatment by other people. But this is not going to be about women, but about men. Because many people think that feminism is only about women and totally forget that men arenât being treated how they deserve to be. Believe it or not, but men arenât rocks that donât feel any emotions. They do feel just as many emotions as women, but theyâre being told from birth that theyâre not supposed to show them. Theyâre not supposed to cry when theyâre sad, because thatâs âgirlishâ and only girls do that. Theyâre being told to âman upâ and swallow the pain and just continue what theyâre doing. But thatâs not how it works. Keeping emotions to yourself over a long time span can actually damage your brain, and you tend to get depressions more easily than other people. So donât be afraid to show your emotions. Theyâre completely natural and it is okay to be sad. It is okay to cry. No one will judge you when you do so, you donât have to prove anything to anyone. Itâs actually quite the opposite, women and men will feel special that you feel comfortable enough around them to show how you really feel. Men who show emotions arenât 'girlishâ. Theyâre humans, and only that. Also, children are being told that youâre not supposed to beat girls. But beating boys is okay? No. Itâs not. You should'nt beat anyone, the gender doesnât matter. Thatâs why I hate it so much when girls say 'Youâre not allowed to hit me, Iâm a girl.â Well, yes. Congratulations, youâre a girl. But it doesnât give you the right to hit any other boy, because thatâs just as abusive as boys, hitting girls. Feminism doesnât only concern women, it concerns men just as much, but most of them arenât even aware of it.
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Fuck it I'll just go on Ao3 and read happy Johnlock fluff and forget this all
That moment when you switch every 5 minutes from "nah they are happy and this episode was not bad" to "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT WAS THIS EVEN" to "I'm literally so pissed of I'm just lying here and thinking about what to scream into Mark gatiss' and Steven Moffat's face if I ever meet them"
STOP HATING THE EPISODE BECAUSE YOU THINK JOHNLOCK DIDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU ARE LITERALLY BULLYING THE POEPLE WHO PUT SO MUCH EFFORT IN THIS AND THEY DON'T NEED A FUCKING KISS TO KNOW THAT THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER I MEAN DID YOU SEE THE LAST FEW MINUTES THEY WERE ACTING LIKE HAPPY HUSBANDS RAISING HAPPILY THEIR CHILD SO OMG PLEASE STOP I KNOW THEY COULD'VE DONE BETTER BUT I HOPE Y'ALL AREN'T IN THIS FANDOM ONLY BECAUSE OF JOHNLOCK AND IT MAKES ME SAD SEEING OUR FANDOM FALLING APART BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY aren't we