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                        Caroline and Buddy have had better days….

Happy Halloween! This Halloween event was a little last-minute, but I sure had fun! Thank you for participating in the Aperture Science Technodecomposition Virus Halloween Event 2012!! 

http://aperturetvirus2012.tumblr.com/  Password: RobotZombiesAhh

Aperture T VIRUS 2012 blog will be updated with A-03 some time tomorrow. It will also be the hub for the updates relating to The Cure. Tomorrow Aperture Science Innovators is going to launch a counter-virus. There will be a couple days of recovery, but things will go back to normal. Thanks to all the blogs who participated, and all the people who viewed it! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! ] 

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[[Happy Halloween Aperture. Sorry for the mess.]]

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[[Got any burning questions about the Apterture Technodecomposition Virus? Send em' in. I have a surprise for you.]]

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im s'orRy to report that the attempt to secure the technodecomposition vIrus fAiled no.w iM n'Ot feeling too well i. thInk im goNn'a go lay down for a bit dr jo.Nes siGning off

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] -Here

[askbuddy]

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Boss, I had it.... It was in my hands, I HAD it. But then....

[Part 1] [Part 2] -Here [Part 3] 

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So.... this is what happened, boss....

[Part 1] - Here [Part 2] [Part 3]

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Well....

it seems I fucked up royally...

I'll keep you posted.

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So... It would seem my computer privileges have been suspended due to 'Suspicious Activity.'  Who knows how long it'll take before I can use an Aperture computer now. I'll try and update but... We'll see how long it takes before my Personal Computer is seized as well. Oh well... Paid work suspension isn't sounding too bad right now. 

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[[ Alright, I answered a few questions today, lol. I'll finish up the few I have left tomorrow, and then we'll go from there. There's Science to be done in my dreams! Good Night, Tumblr. ]]

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You have NO idea.

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He's good. Like a big, metallic, overpowered Teddybear. Thanks for asking. 

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Ladies and gentleman.

THIS is not Science.

Amusing, but certainly not Science.

We already know what happens when you shoot someone.

Hell, why do you think we have turrets.

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Good to see we're getting good science done, Sir...

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I'm Dr. Jones.  I'm working towards Head Researcher at the Technologies and Computer Research  Division. It's nice to meet you.