All the bat’s lovers sneaking into the manor at night at 2 a.m. :
*Roy coming in by picking the locks to the patio doors*
*Conner flying in though an open window*
*Jon using the door Damian got installed for his pets*
They all cross paths in a hallway and proceed to strike the Spider-Man meme pose at one another.
Jon: “Conner what are you doing here?”
Conner: “I could ask you the same thing.”
Roy (laughing): “Wow two brothers banging two brothers, that’s gold.”
Conner (smirking): “Weren’t you besties with Dick first?”
Roy: “Shut up clone boy!”
Jon (to Conner): “Are you seriously dating Tim? You didn’t even tell me?”
Roy (laughing again): “I called it. Jason owed me fifty bucks for this. And say…who tops?”
Conner and Jon (both gagging)
Conner: “Keep that to yourself Harper!”
Jon: “Do NOT answer. I don’t want to know!”
Roy (shrugging): “What? That’s also part of the bet, I want to cash in.”
Conner (rolling his eyes): “Then I should make a bet on when you and Jason are gonna come out with your relationship. Because I’m pretty sure Bruce doesn’t know.”
Roy: “You’re one to talk.”
Jon (so done with this conversation): “Can’t we all just agree to never speak of this again?”
?: “I believe that would be a great idea”
All three turn to find Kori walking up the stairs in her pajamas.
Roy: “What are you doing here?”
Conner: “Sneaking in to see Dick?”
Kori (completely confused): “What? No. I have a key.”
Kori (continuing to walk up the stairs and into the hall): “Dick and I have been dating for years now. Bruce gave me a key years ago.”
Jon: “Seriously? So I crawled in for nothing.”
Kori (giggling): “Try not to make too much noise, Alfred hates it when the others get woke. Up after finally falling asleep. (process to yawn and walk over to Dick’s room) Goodnight..” she then opens Dick’s door and goes inside.
Conner: “So…..never speak of this again?”
And so they all go to their respective partner’s bedrooms for the night.
Meanwhile in the Batcave, Bruce Wayne is perfectly awake and still in his undersuit. Currently sitting at the Batcomputer’s chair watching footage from the cameras he has installed inside the house. Clearly seeing three young men sneak past his security and into his home.
Clark Kent (coming up behind him with a blanket in his hand): “I don’t get it. Why don’t they just use the door?”
Bruce (sighing heavily): “I have no idea. But I’ll have to implement higher security measures since they all managed to get past the laser grid.
Clark (laughing and picking up his bat who he knows has been awake for over 18 hours): “Okay, but you can do that after having a good eight hours of sleep.”
Bruce (struggling in the Kryptonian hold as he is carried to his bedroom while wrapped in a blanket): “You’re mean.”
Clark (unbothered): “I love you too.”
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