nic cage is the coolest!

affiliated with citta-alveare. ability: create small gusts of wind strong enough to knock a hat off (3x/day) weapon: squeaky hammer. extra: life-size cardboard cut out of Nic Cage. nobody.

[totallynotironic-blog]

"My Nic Cage sense is tingling."

[totallynotironic-blog]

"oh, no not the bees! not the bees!! ahhhrrghghgh!!!!!! oh, they're in my eyes! m'eyes! aaaaaaaahhhh! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"

[totallynotironic-blog]

Hi! Um, just so you know, the affiliation link in your navigation menu still links to FR.

casually goes to change it.

[totallynotironic-blog]

"how about we talk about movies?"

[totallynotironic-blog]

"how the heck does everyone know what everyone else is talking about?"

"it's like peewee's playhouse where one person says the word of the day and everyone else goes all crazy!"

[fuckinguseyourthinkpan-blog]

He rolled his eyes, supposing he should be pleased to see John. “I GUESS. I’M ALWAYS GOING TO BE PISSED ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE’S NO HIVES IN HIVE CITY, THOUGH.”

[totallynotironic-blog]

"hahaha! good one, karkat. that was pretty punny! did you finally grow a 'human sense of humor'?" you're pretty sure that wasn't meant to be a joke, but you decided to mess with your good buddy anyway.

[vvioletkind-blog]

ERIDAN: you again 

[ You fix the familiar, bespectacled human with a haughty look. ]

ERIDAN: im guessin this aint the same you wwhat wwas here last time ERIDAN: judgin from your utterly hilarious expression a sheer confusion ERIDAN: im guessin wwere goin to havve to do the wwhole introduction thing again as wwell huh

[totallynotironic-blog]

you can't remember if you met this guy during your session. and you definitely don't remember being in this city before. what you can sort of guess is that this guy is a troll, he knew an alternate version of you, and he looks like a total hipster douche.

you hope the other you was a doomed timeline you. you don't really wanna die.

"uh, i guess not? unless this is some sort of amnesia situation."

[totallynotironic-blog]

♮

"—oof!!!"

suddenly, you feel the firm embrace of a muscled swimmer around your waist. you turn around and try to awkwardly pat the guy's head.

"heh, sorry, but i am not a homosexual."

[naruto-roleplayers-den-deactiva]

Send me a ♮ for my muse's reaction to yours coming up from behind and wrapping their arms around mine's waist.

[totallynotironic-blog]

✰ ii don't know, go dance iinfront of terezii to a very hiigh 2peed 2ong

"wouldn't that be pointless? she wouldn't be able to see my awesome moves!"

"i guess i'll try, though."

[totallynotironic-blog]

♮

you suddenly feel a tight squeeze around your waist. you turn around, your face flushed and hot, to take a gander at the person wrapped around you.

"oh, hey terezi! haha watch out next time—er, i mean, smell out. shit, sorry."

[naruto-roleplayers-den-deactiva]

Send me a ♮ for my muse's reaction to yours coming up from behind and wrapping their arms around mine's waist.

[thestrayingstory]

SEND '✰' WITH A COMMAND AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Honesty Hour! Ask my character any question and they will have to answer it honestly!

Submitted by: Anonymous

[naruto-roleplayers-den-deactiva]

Send me a ♮ for my muse's reaction to yours coming up from behind and wrapping their arms around mine's waist.

[spiritscalling]

Headcanon Meme Time!

⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do

⏀ describe their usual smile

⇅ do they look up or down while thinking?

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

✑ describe something they like without naming it

✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?

❖ describe their hands

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

§ how would their hair gray? or would they lose their hair first?

❤ describe how they show affection.

✭ what is one of their favorite items?

[fuckinguseyourthinkpan-blog]

Well, well, well. Look which fuckass just got dropped in from the scientists.

[totallynotironic-blog]

"hey, karkat! long time no see! isn't this place sweet?"