RWBY Quotes Every Day

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Winter: I never met a more obtuse man in my life.

Qrow: I never took geometry.

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Neptune: What are you wearing?

Sun: Mall pants. Pants you wear at the mall. It's a sign of respect.

Neptune: Then why aren't you wearing a shirt?

Sun: Too much respect. It's the mall, not church.

Sun: Also I can't afford a shirt.

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Ruby: Yang and Blake sleeping together would explain some things.

[Flashback Ruby walks in on Yang and Blake half naked]

Yang: Ruby! Uh, a leprechaun stole our clothes! And you can't tell anyone about it, ever.

[Flashback ends]

Blake: I think we should be more concerned Ruby believes leprechauns are real.

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Tai: Come back home, Raven! I miss you! Summer misses you! Even Qrow misses you!

Qrow: [dancing in his room and laughing]

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Raven: This takes me back to my time in the prison infirmary.

Yang: You used to be a nurse?

Raven: No, I used to be in prison.

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Tai: The landlord is raising our rent.

Qrow: That's insane. Especially with this being such a dangerous neighborhood.

Tai: What do you mean dangerous?

Qrow: [fires a gun into the air]

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Weiss: If you don't have an answer by 4th period, I'll have one for you. See ya, Ruby.

Weiss: [interally] What the fuck is wrong with me? She'll probably never want to talk to me again.

Ruby: ... God I wish I was a lesbian.

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Yang: She has McDonald's? Weiss where did you get McDonald's?

Weiss: ... McDonald's.

Yang: Bitch, give me a fry.

Weiss: Is that how you ask?

Yang: Bitch, please give me a fry.

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Winter: Are you guys dating?

Qrow: What, are you serious? Tai was voted "most likely to succeed." You think he'd actually date me?

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Nora: We need to talk.

Ren: What's wrong?

Nora: Can we get chinese food for dinner?

Ren: That's what you wanted to talk about?

Nora: Yes.

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Blake: Yang, I want you to know this will never happen again. From now on, our relationship will be strictly professional and-

[Yang starts kissing Blake]

Blake: Yang, no. Not with the door open.

[Blake shuts the door and goes back to kissing Yang]

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Weiss: Ruby, I need you to squeeze through that hole and run out screaming for help just like when you came out of your mom.

Ruby: [turns to Yang] What did she mean by "came out of our mom"?

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Taiyang: What happened to that girl you were dating? Kira?

Qrow: Oh yeah. She got married.

Taiyang: Really? When did that happen?

Qrow: According to the man who showed up at my front door, 7 years ago.

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Weiss: Girls, pizza or burger?

Ruby: Burger!

Blake: Pizza.

Yang: Girls.

Everyone: ....

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Weiss: Any opinions?

Ruby: I think we're in a lot of trouble.

Weiss: That's helpful. What about you, Yang?

Yang: I think Ruby's right. We're in a lot of trouble.

Weiss: Blake? And if you say we're in a lot of trouble...

Blake: Well we are.

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Weiss: Do I look like Blake to you?

Yang: No. Not at all.

Weiss: Then why are you trying to screw me?

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Blake: Ruby, if you see Yang, tell her I love her.

Ruby: Ok. If I see Yang I'll tell her I love her.