In the Belly Business

Philippine-born, "Canadian" Fattie/queer/femme/cis/ depression/anxiety/scorpio/monster I cook to make money but I write to survive.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

All they was missing is “well I dont really like to open up cuz I was hurt before in the past”

[xmagnet-o]

It’s back! 😂

[gael-garcia]

It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

[savvy-ivvory]

That “Bitch he’s not eating he’s at work” has me flatlined

[newtgeiszler]

this sketch cured my depression i don’t have to go to therapy anymore i’m uplifted and seen and felt and heard and held

[blond-shell]

I have chosen to perform the title track off of my critically reviewed, limited reality series, “A Little Bit Alexis.” Feel free to sing along if you know the words.

[totallytaba]

A. Jam.

[cellarspirit]

Americans: "wow, Canada is so much better than America when it comes to racial equality and immigration!

Me, a Canadian, knowing full well about the Komagata Maru:

@allthecanadianpolitics

[dm-me-your-weltanschauung]

Americans: “Wow, Canada is so much less racist than the US!”

Me, a Canadian, knowing that the architects of South African apartheid took inspiration from the Canadian system of First Nations reservations:

[el-shab-hussein]

Americans: Canada is so open to diversity and accepting of immigrants!

Me, a canadian Muslim, living in Bill 21 Quebec and seeing how it's shaping the fears and threat of violence in the Quebec muslim community:

[unclefather]

[marcitlali]

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

[lil-nefertitties]

Italian*👼

[marcitlali]

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

[c-bassmeow]

Shakira’s La Tortura > ANYTHING  the Beatles have ever been involved in.  

[c-bassmeow]

Can paul McCartney do this?

Can John Lennon do this?

Ringo star could NEVER

[day-glow]

Yeah because they don’t need to use their bodies to sell their music. That’s how good they are.

[c-bassmeow]

Shakira has sung in five languages, plays multiple instruments, and she doesn’t “sell” her body you asshat she’s a dancer and a good one at that; she does body contortions, salsa, merengue, pole dancing, belly dancing (Egyptian style, fusion, and more), samba, tango, and modern dance and more. She also writes very profound lyrics in both Spanish and English and yes she also had sillier more pop friendly songs as well and she also produces. So don’t even insinuate anything else! Bye 👋 they aren’t even that good did you hear what Quincy Jones said about them? They’re talentless!!! Overrated British pop band that badly need dentists

[c-bassmeow]

I love how lesbians only speak the truth ! 

[attentiondeficittaxevader]

Who’s Ringo

[c-bassmeow]

The ring worm that lived in Paul McCartney’s intestine

[medusabraids]

stop mahershala ali really taught alex how to swim in moonlight

[medusabraids]

[wakandamama]

[totallytaba]

@queersissyfag @bukexue

[nuclearhearts]

my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

you just killed my brothers

[nuclearhearts]

you’re welcome :)

[movie-gifs]

Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[hotvampireadjacent]

Honestly, I hope your home burns down so you can get some fucking perspective, asshat. Just how I’m feeling tho

YOU LITERALLY DON’T LIVE IN THE NOTRE DAME SHUT UP.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tomhiddletson]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright

[crimsonclad]

We don’t talk enough about how part of Jane falling for Bingley is that he thinks Elizabeth is DOPE AS SHIT and openly loves hanging out with her. Cute nice boy has taken Netherfield at last? Great! Cute nice boy who would legitimately be super stoked if Elizabeth ended up being a spinster aunt who lived with them and taught their children to embroider their cushions very ill indeed as long as she kept laying down sick burns? MARRIAGE MATERIAL.

Post-book Mr. Bingley is ALWAYS excited before parties where Elizabeth will be in attendance, because he knows she is going to make some very unexpected jokes and he will be in STITCHES and also in AWE and yay for loving and supporting at least one of your in-laws.

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[ferociousqueak]

#i mean Bingley genuinely LIKES Darcy#they’re a classic combo of golden retriever and aloof dignified cat#so of course golden retriever Bingley is going to meet Elizabeth and go YES GOOD A NEW CAT FRIEND#DARCY COME MEET MY NEW CAT FRIEND#Darcy: HISSS#Elizabeth: HISSS#Bingley: SEE WE’RE FRIENDS

via @pagerunner

[pian-ran]

Trần Loan | Kelly Marie Tran getting the praise she deserves at the Star Wars Episode IX Panel - SWCC 2019

[barely-adequate-memes-deactivat]

[tusabaes-deactivated20191224]

💀

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

The best look there is

[blackthoughts26]

Lol

[ambs-witdalocs]

😏😌😏😅

[goodgirlsgif]

‘Make me sound good though, yeah?’

[awesome-picz]

This Blind Kitty Found On The Street Has Eyes No One Could Resist.