[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[yupthatexists]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

[iammyfather]

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

[technogenic-mess]

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

[the-p-in-lgbtqa]

Draco: Potter i don't like your last name

Harry: well, Draco, not everyone's laat name can be "Malfoy"!

Draco: oh no, but yours certainly can

Harry:*tears up*

Harry: did you just...

Draco: i'll take that as a yes, then. Welcome to the family, Harry Malfoy

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They are wise but ridiculous birbs

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[oxyjenn-deactivated20210115]

An in depth review of scooby doo characters (I'm high af)

Fred: or shall i say..30 year old fuckboi fred??? clearly old dude weird horrid blonde wig. stop looking in a mirror and combing ur ego fred boi.

Daphne: “i am so over this damnsel in distress nonsense” YAS QUEEN us too u dont need a man to save u, chuck one of those heels at a ghost!!

Shaggy let’s be real this dude is me after uni steals all my money. best friend is a dog and seems lit 24/7 yet always escapes danger 10/10 (also your love interest is suuuper hot)

Velma you’re smart and carry the group educationally but it’s okay to make mistakes or wear nice clothes if u want, don’t dull ur shine girl

scooby doo: best animation i’ve ever seen, also would kick ass at charades him and shaggy would win charade olympics DAMN

[her-minds-a-mess]

“If we break up, I want closure. None of this bitter high school mentality that usually follows after someone leaves. I want a long talk about what went wrong, why we couldn’t fix it, and how we’ll move on afterward. I want to know how I made you feel and what thought-process led you to the decision that you’re making. Because if I spent a fraction of my life devoted to loving you, you can’t expect me to let you go without any explanation as to why you’re going in the first place. If I love you, there will always be a piece of me that loves you. So let’s talk it through and forgive each other, neither of us are perfect and we’re both still learning how to love. And that’s okay, it is. But instead of seeing each other the next day and awkwardly pretending we weren’t ever anything at all, let’s forgive each other now and move on. Make peace.”

— Car thoughts #150

[memesandlaughs]

[videogamebread]

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[feministism]

[anxietyproblem]

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[theinfiknight]

Somebody post the “we have money. Oh thank god” screenshot

[beholdthemem]

Your wish is my command

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

If I had to see this with my own two eyeballs y'all gon see it too

[literalnobody]