Scream Or I will make you scream

J 30 Australia  This was a fandom blog (it still sort of is), but do not be surprised if this has turned into a fashion/lifestyle/interior design/text post blog Previously: beforethesunsetsglory & ballsnicketycamelsnatch

[jdlshfkjhfjkdsfhsdhskjfhalsk-de]

i have only watched bits and pieces of the pjo movies but it's so disappointing they never gave luke the sexy scar

[jessmalia]

believe me that’s the least of the problems with movie luke

[junkartie]

“Women these days are so immodest hrr grr” have u considered men just arent slutty enough? Show some titty bitchboy

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Describe The Riddler in One Word

(Credit to @batmanie for the idea!)

[nekoandgecko]

Idk who needs to hear this but Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery. And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off it sparks and youre ready for surgery.

[mossquest-deactivated20210829]

my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect

[ouyangzizhensdad]

“vegan leather” “artificial whale bone” “synthetic fabric”

[99angelic]

[thoodleoo]

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

[quousque]

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

[thoodleoo]

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

[rudjedet]

Funnest part is when you get shit like this:

Why yes that is a text comprised of almost exclusively crocodile hieroglyphs.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

We also can’t get a coherent translation because the grammar makes absolutely no sense. Participles and Participial statements all the way. Sobek who is Crocodile of Crocodopolis who advances the Crocodile for the Crocodiles….

The crocodile hieroglyph is also used to write sovereign and an adjective meaning power…so the text is suuuuuuuper confusing.

[beautifultoastdream-deactivated]

I can’t help but wonder if the crocodile hieroglyph text (which I never knew about, that is AMAZING) is the ancient equivalent of a sestina or another complex poem form. With the crocodile symbol meaning so many different things, and the result being so difficult to translate, it might make more sense as a poem or some other stylistically rigid text.

Either that, or it was the Egyptian equivalent of a student being made to write lines on the chalkboard.

[systlin]

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not…“Shakes out chiseling hand” Take the name of Lord Sobek in vain….

[bold-sartorial-statement]

Looks like an ancient shitpost to me.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nayme is hep and wen i wryt upon the wal so smooth and wite i bless the kynnge commend his akh but then get tyred and carve the croc

[digitaldiscipline]

It’s the equivalent of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

[captainlordauditor]

this is making me think of that story that was written in order to explain why simplifying Chinese characters to one character per syllable is a really bad idea

[fantasiawandering]

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek  Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek  Sobek Sobek

Ahh Set! Ahh Set!

Set! It’s Set! Ooooo, it’s a Set!

[katzedecimal]

Did you just

[approximate-ritual]

@smarmykemeticpagan, can you pass this around your end of the community?

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION Essence UNCOVERED (2021)

[pixelartpeach]

"You can't consume problematic media!"

Maybe YOU can't. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[creaturetooth]

Eyebrows,,,,,,,,,,,,,…….

[notchainedtotrauma]

[commiescummie]

Link to the original thread

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

[victoriankeysmash]

Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[ultimatebottom69]

That is the sexiest thing a corporation ever said.

[valtsv]

i see you all talking about "gender envy" this and "gender envy" that, but i never see any respect for the originals. the pioneers. the founding fathers.

[valtsv]

do milo james thatch and jim hawkins mean nothing to you

[himejoshidreamer]

Why have sad Millie???

When you can have Happy Millie!!!

I love her.

[helluva-frame]