LIFE WILL CHANGE

❝ If a god plays naughty, then it's a demon lord's duty to punish him. ❞ ❤︎ Indie || Kurusu Akiren / Joker || Written And Loved By Corny || Semi-Selective || Mun Is 21+

[gardenhackerqueen]

tothethief​:

“Really? So I can tell Shiho she doesn’t have to come to your party then? Because that was the other surprise.” He teased, taking a bite of her crepes and humming. “But if this is all you need, then-?”

Ann paused for a moment at his words before she felt him take a bit of her crepes. Before wrapping her arms around his neck to kiss him gently. “You do know me pretty well. Thank you.” She could feel the tears brim in her eyes. 

[tothethief]

He smiled and wrapped arms around her waist to nuzzle against her neck and kiss her cheek. “Mm. Well, you know me. Always one for surprises.” He chuckled gently, sighing as he hugged her tight. “You’re welcome, Panther.”

[gardenhackerqueen]

Ann could feel him snuggle against her neck. Her eyes shut as she relaxed into his touch. “It is a great surprise. It will be great to see Shiho and you guys get to know her more too. I love you so much.”

[tothethief]

"I love you too. I'm glad we can spend your birthday together." He chuckled, kissing her head gently and humming.

[servesyxuright]

tothethief :

“Well, it takes some nefariousness to best the cleverest of birds.” Akira said slyly, waving the bar in front of Goro’s face. “Or ya know. A nice smile and fluffy hair. Whatever distracts best.” He smiled, tapping Akechi’s chest.

❝ A distraction? Is that what this was supposed to be? Because, if that’s the case… ❞  He had been too comfortable staying cooped up in his own little nest this past week. It hadn’t been until Akira complained to him about having cramps and everyone else being busy that it occurred to him that he should probably get out of his apartment.   ❝ I appreciate it. ❞

[tothethief]

"I guess so. Or maybe It's a chocolate run." He said gingerly, patting Akechi on the back before thinking out loud. "So where should we go?"

[servesyxuright]

« @tothethief : ❝ I will not use it for evil. ❞ »

❝ See. You say that, and now I’m suddenly inclined to believe the opposite. ❞ Akechi scoffed, sternly wagging a finger at Akira, but maintaining a playful grin.   ❝ I’m not sure how much evil can be done with a bar of chocolate, but if anyone could figure out a way, it would probably be you. ❞

[tothethief]

"Well, it takes some nefariousness to best the cleverest of birds." Akira said slyly, waving the bar in front of Goro's face. "Or ya know. A nice smile and fluffy hair. Whatever distracts best." He smiled, tapping Akechi's chest.

[gardenhackerqueen]

tothethief​:

“Really? So I can tell Shiho she doesn’t have to come to your party then? Because that was the other surprise.” He teased, taking a bite of her crepes and humming. “But if this is all you need, then-?”

Ann paused for a moment at his words before she felt him take a bit of her crepes. Before wrapping her arms around his neck to kiss him gently. “You do know me pretty well. Thank you.” She could feel the tears brim in her eyes. 

[tothethief]

He smiled and wrapped arms around her waist to nuzzle against her neck and kiss her cheek. "Mm. Well, you know me. Always one for surprises." He chuckled gently, sighing as he hugged her tight. "You're welcome, Panther."

[necroalx]

Beep Boop

[gardenhackerqueen]

tothethief​:

Akira smiled and tilted his head, snagging a piece of crepe from her hand. “Mm. It is. Chocolate and bananas. Sorry strawberries aren’t in season. I know they’re your favorite.” He smiled softly before pecking her cheek. “Happy birthday.”

Ann beamed up at that and took another bite. “I do love the strawberries but this is just as good.” She reached out to touch his cheek with a smile. “This is great though. This was all that I needed for my birthday.” 

[tothethief]

"Really? So I can tell Shiho she doesn't have to come to your party then? Because that was the other surprise." He teased, taking a bite of her crepes and humming. "But if this is all you need, then-?"

[quailboyfriends-deactivated2022]

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANN

[gardenhackerqueen]

Birthday Panther

“You really didn’t have to do this. I appreciate it a lot.” Ann just grinned and took the crepe in her hand. Taking a few bites before sighing in contentment. “This is really good.” 

[tothethief]

Akira smiled and tilted his head, snagging a piece of crepe from her hand. "Mm. It is. Chocolate and bananas. Sorry strawberries aren't in season. I know they're your favorite." He smiled softly before pecking her cheek. "Happy birthday."

[crimsondeath]

'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts

❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞

[crimson-chains]

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[wntrfell]

✧°⋆ 𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞

————send  in  a  word  for  a  drabble  or  starter  based  on  it.

abditory   —   a   place   into   which   you   can   disappear;   a   hiding   place

alexithymia   —   the   inability   to   express   your   feelings

alharaca   —   an   extraordinary   or   violent   emotional   reaction   to   a   small   issue

aubade   —   a   love   song   sung   at   dawn

balter   —   to   dance   artlessly,   without   particular   grace   or   skill   but   usually   with   enjoyment

basorexia   —   the   overwhelming   desire   to   kiss

clinomania   —   excessive   desire   to   stay   in   bed

forelsket   —   the   euphoria   you   experience   when   you   are   first   falling   in   love

groak   —   to   stare   longingly   at   someone   who   is   eating   in   the   hope   that   they   will   ask   you   to   join   them

jayus   —   a   joke   so   unfunny   and   poorly   told   that   you   can’t   help   but   laugh

morosis   —   the   stupidest   of   stupidities

nedovtipa   —   someone   who   can   not   take   a   hint

nepenthe   —   something   that   can   make   you   forget   grief   or   suffering

querencia   —   a   place   from   which   one’s   strength   is   drawn,   where   one   feels   at   home;   the   place   where   you   are   your   most   authentic   self

razbliuto   —   the   sentimental   feeling   you   have   about   someone   you   once   loved   but   no   longer   do.

redamancy   —   the   act   of   loving   the   one   who   loves   you;   a   love   returned   in   full

retrouvaille   —   the   joy   of   meeting   or   finding   someone   again   after   a   long   separation;   rediscovery

sphallolalia   —   flirtatious   talk   that   leads   nowhere

trouvaille   —   something   lovely   discovered   by   chance;   a   windfall

whelve   —   to   bury   something   deep;   to   hide

[rp-memes-cafe]

Ask my muse anything you want

Any time you want. However you want. No matter the topic, subject, genre, it doesn’t matter. Ask away. It can be serious. It can be silly. It can be NSFW or SFW. When I say anything, I mean anything! You’re not bothering me, I promise. In fact, you’re making my day!

[platinummemes]

It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

[rpmememaker]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

[dragonfics]

Sexy Headcanon Meme!

Since I can never seem to find any to reblog, I decided to make my own! Send some in if you like. ^_^ (Or reblog for yourself).

👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner?

🍑 - Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference?

🌹 - Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference?

🏳️‍🌈 - What is their sexuality and romantic alignment?

🌈 - Sexual fantasies?

💘 - Kinks?

😔 - Any sexual fantasies/kinks they’re ashamed of?

😝 - Are they loud/vocal, or do they stay quiet?

😋 - Spit or swallow?

🌸 - Do they have an aftercare routine?

👌 - Favourite position?

👅 - Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving?

💋 - Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex?

3️⃣ - Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two.

😡 - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with.

🤑 - Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves?

👗 - Clothes off or on during sex?

💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on?

🔥 - How sexually active are they when they’re single vs. in a relationship?

🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex?

🍆 - Do they prefer rough or gentle sex?

☠️ - Do they have any bad sexual experiences?

🛏️ - Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where?

🍸 - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed?

😘 - Are they affectionate during sex?

😉 - How flirty are they?

😰 - Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting?

[tothethief]

I want you to take me to the Metaverse for some fun. And you can last longer until you fill me completely as we snuggle. Want that Joker Dick.

"That actually sounds really nice. Super lewd, but kind of sweet!"

[tothethief]

7. Lusty milkmaid/well-hung stable boy? 8. Obedience kink? 9. Bedding royalty - hot or not?

"Uh.... Can I have one at a time? Milkmaid first please."

"No, it's more fun to be free."

"Do Haru and Queen count? If not, then no. Eat the rich. Especially Haru."