i am honestly just here for a laugh

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[tothoseinterested]

You’ve heard of Spotify Unwrapped! Now let’s see what happens when a little creature reads too much fanfiction and is given access to ✨spreadsheets✨

Hello! I have taken the spreadsheet @caitsbooks on TikTok made to log their books, and converted it for fanfiction here.

Feel free to copy this sheet for yourselves and make any edits you’d like, this is just how I’ve got mine set up.

Instructions are here because I didn’t want to clog the dash.

[2019metgala]

december 24th, 9:05pm eastern standard time

sorry there was traffic

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

you: twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

me, an intellectual: december 24th, 1989. 9pm eastern standard time. from here on in, i shoot without a script

[tothoseinterested]

me @ 8.59pm: *wrapping presents, drinking cocoa, hanging out with my family*

me @ 9.00pm: *BICYCLING THROUGH THE BUSY STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY, FILMING A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY AND HOPING THAT SOMETHING COMES OF IT, INSTEAD OF MY OLD SHIT*

[tropicana-deactivated20210921]

i could be reaching here but maybe percy not being the hero in the great prophecy was foreshadowed in the lightning thief when he chose not to kill gabe himself, not letting his emotions dictate his actions, proving he's not like the heroes in greek myths......

“I could solve her problem. I wanted to slice that package open, plop it on the poker table, and take out what was inside. I could start my very own statue garden, right there in the living room.

That’s what a Greek hero would do in the stories, I thought. That’s what Gabe deserves.

But a hero’s story always ended in tragedy. Poseidon had told me that.”

[vesperosy]

took a long while but I adapted a scene from the Penumbra into a little comic!

[valtsv]

the best thing about pacific rim is that it's a film about the power of love in all its forms and how humanity's ability to work together and communicate with each other is our greatest strength, but it's also a film about a giant robot beating the shit out of a sea monster with a laser cannon, a boat, knuckledusters made from cargo containers and a chainsaw sword to the sexiest bass lines ever used in cinema

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

avatar + textpost 14/? 

Part 1  Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8  Part 9  Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 

[virgils-thundercloud]

The roses have bloomed

The ground is muddy

[foofoocuddlypuups]

[noom171717]

absolutely terrified by any and all zutara/kataang discourse, like can’t u guys just watch the boiling rock episode and ship zuko/sokka like normal people

[see]

barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

[see]

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

cultural posturing elves with superiority complexes are way out, now we’re doing elves who literally cannot stop adopting other species and imparting elvish wisdom on them

because elves have a very low fertility rate to counterbalance their remarkable longevity, to the point that childbearing elves are lucky if they’re able to get pregnant, say, more than twice a century

but some elves just want to Nurture and they’ve noticed that adoption is a pretty sick deal, and that their human neighbors in particular always seem to have a veritable cornucopia of orphans sitting around in need of shelter and food and loving guidance and someone to teach them the finer points of communing with nature. 

elves reaching out to their human neighbors nervously for guidance because their beautiful adopted human son has decided he wants to get married but he’s only 25, he’s only completed one apprenticeship, he’s so young, is that really normal? are they sure? are they sure sure?

a 400 year old elf eagerly introducing her friends to her younger siblings: a 100 year old elf, 55 year old human, 27 year old tiefling, and 12 year old human. 

elf parents spending centuries proudly maintaining large and convoluted family trees where some of their great grand-kids are older than their most recently adopted children. elves highly prizing sprawling systems of family that span species and culture and share everything they can with each other. 

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I’m just. I really charmed by the idea of elfin culture having the potential to be remarkably set in its ways, since they lack the relatively quick generational turnover of other species, but instead being almost infinitely open-minded and fluid to accommodate the needs of their many adopted community members. 

even elves who have left home to become professional adventurers aren’t immune to this; no wandering elfin bard or warrior is going to pass up a perfectly good opportunity for adoption. it’s relatively commonplace to run into adventuring parties followed by one or two or five wayward children in tow, on the way to the elf’s parents to deposit those kiddos for safekeeping. the rest of the party are a little confused about whether their elf friend is those kids’ parent now, or if their parents will be considered the parents and that makes the elf in question a big sibling now, or what. the elf shrugs it off. they’re family, what do the specifics matter? 

it’s a fantasy meme that elves will see an orphan sitting around and ask if anyone’s going to adopt them then not wait for an answer.   

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and they’re all considered elves which means that within like. a generation or two? the word ‘elf’ starts to become more of a broad cultural descriptor than a specific species. there’s an orc on the elfin high council, and at first visiting dignitaries assume that, obviously, she was adopted by elves. but no, actually she was raised by a lovely human/lizardman couple, but both of them come from adopted elf families, which makes them elves by association, and obviously the grandparents would never allow anyone to imply that their cherished granddaughter isn’t an elf just because she happens to be an orc.

after a few centuries of this calling someone an “elf” means “someone somewhere in their family was probably an elf at some point, don’t worry about who it was.” 

[kadywicker]

queliot + holding each other

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

[slowopoke]

protect the admiral 

[korrafitness]

“If I can get them to this place where their relationship and that romance is central to the plot, and it can’t be removed, can’t be noted-out or it can’t be something that’s cut later, then they’ll have to let me do it”

NOELLE STEVENSON HAS THE BIGGEST BDE IVE EVER FUCKIN SEEN