what the fuck even is my life

All that is gold does not glitter, all that is long does not last. All that is old does not wither, not all that is over is past

[spiritsflame]

I just need this scene where Bucky makes a dirty joke in front of the Avengers and everyone just stops for a moment. And then Steve just snorts soda out his nose and starts laughing so hard he can hardly breathe.

And everyone is just shocked because they thought Steve would be scandalized.

Bucky just looks at their stunned faces and goes “You do know that we were in the army, right?”

[she-s-a-shy-one]

FUCKING YES

[rebel-at-heart713]

Language

[trickbaddie]

THIS IS THE BEST VINE EVER 😂😂😂😂

[boozehund-blog]

[totimidlygo]

i wanna be a bad bitch but i’m just a sad bitch

[totimidlygo]

math pickup lines

call me kappa because I'm here to find your curvature

[totimidlygo]

just watched Mad Max and realized it is absolutely unacceptable that I don't have a flame-throwing guitar to play in the background as I live my life

[678i0u]

[totimidlygo]

Captain America and the perks of the 21st century.

[totimidlygo]

Flirting

Me: haha that's cool, want to play 20 questions? ;)

Her: sure ;)

Me: Palestine or Israel?

[queensmaker]

Still not sure about this mask guy.

[ghostcat3000]

Matt Murdock’s like aaaaw yuss crushing it crushing it hard wait don’t look too proud bite it down it’s cool it’s cool I’m awesome what

[deepbutdazzlingdarkness]

#THE FINEST LIP ACTING IN ALL THE LAND

[suck-it-nerds]

I fucking love Bob’s Burgers. The parents have a great relationship with the kids, even if their parenting skills aren’t the greatest sometimes, just like real parents. The kids get along and fight like real siblings. The 9 year old girl is an evil mastermind but she’s still a child and you are reminded of that. The 13 year old is a teenage girl going through puberty and that is exactly how she is portrayed. The 11 year old boy has non-gender-specific qualities and isn’t mocked or teased about them. Every character had a purpose and a personality and they arent always just the butts of stereotype jokes and it’s so wonderful and the writing and a voices and the improv are amazing. I just want this show to last forever.

[100493503004422]

y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!

[buckypupbarnes]

[soyonscruels]

did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all send them to each other for reasons that are 100% not professional

like, if you have naked selfies on your phone, even if you have never sent them to anyone or moved them anywhere, these fucking mouthbreathers could be downloading them and sending them to all their friends

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

this is real and very frightening

[totimidlygo]

me: *starts sobbing uncontrollably in front of somebody*

me: literally 5 seconds later

me: shit wow that was embarrassing holy fuck im sorry nah im ok man im fine whoa sorry buddy

[froscan]

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, June 2, 2015