not a queen, a khaleesi

im shay and im 21 and canadian and i like many things (mostly animals). me things angel pups worship me

[liartownusa]

[touchedbythebooty]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[logarto]

call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships

[athetos]

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

[liberalsarecool]

Chew on this.

[justactnatural]

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

[thefederalistfreestyle]

[touchedbythebooty]

me: yea if self aware robots were a thing i'd totally respect them as equals

also me, to my virus-laden driver-deprived laptop: mmmmmmmmmmm u r a hungee boy *installs a bunch of free mahjong solitaire programs*

[kues]

[distractful]

U realize u have grown when physical attraction is not enough for you

[beyonslayed]

tru it’s all about the Benjamins now

[mooonbride]

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[naked--snake-deactivated2017020]

[touchedbythebooty]

me: why do Bad Things happen to me

me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..

[animalsnaps]