Far East Scarberia

Time is running short. I'm going to go punch a mountain into space.

[ninawolv3rina]

[izzumi]

[ex-textura]

The HERO of Ferelden

The CHAMPION of Kirkwall

✨The HERALD of Andraste✨

Rook

[spiritsong]

king please,,, toss the cot and get a mattress AT LEAST

[mohntilyet]

imagine being illario and finally finding the resolve to kill your cousin right. you seduce and fuck a blood mage venatori magister to get her to do this for you. you figure you’ll eventually kill her once you are first talon, tie up the loose end and make it look good for you. a vengeance story! except when your cousin’s body shows up your grandma retreats into herself presumably out of grief and you’re like jesus christ he’s a corpse and still the favorite. at this point you start feeling some regret and at the wake you’re beside yourself. it helps to be really feeling some of that to fool everyone else. but months pass and your grandma still isn’t even discussing the inheritance and you have to be normal because you don’t want to incriminate yourself. and then a year later some random guy (worse if its a de riva tbh) shows up saying they need your cousin to kill an elven god (what.) and he’s the only one who could (insulting). and its at this point your grandma is like “lucanis died… but he is not dead!”. record scratch freezeframe. while you juggle with the fact that the freak woman you fucked specifically to get her to kill your cousin didn’t even kill your cousin AND your grandma didn’t bother telling you (for good reason ofc but she doesn’t know that), you have to lead these assholes to go save him and unravel your hard work. so plan b. you kidnap your grandma and push your (now possessed) cousin away (and then get mad when he actually walks away. because you’re like this). and when your cousin comes dangerously close to figuring out what’s happened with you and the magister, you kill the magister. you ally with those elven gods and venatori (you aren’t sure how you’re going to get out of this one but it’s fine. that’s a hill for future illario) to make sure you have enough backing to stand up against the other houses if they challenge you becoming first talon. you continue to gaslight your cousin into staying away, because if there is one thing you can count on, it’s his literal inner demons and total lack of a support group, you’re certain he’ll fuck it up by himself. you know this because his support group used to be your grandma (dubious) and yourself (lol). you’re almost home free. and caterina will definitely acknowledge you as a player on the board. which isn’t important but it would be nice, right. BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT. YOUR COUSIN HAS RECENTLY MADE 7 FRIENDS. one of whom can speak to the fucking dead because of course he can. and then some of those friends show up to publicly humiliate you at the dinner party that should have been YOUR crowning moment. your grandma ALSO shows up to tell everyone you have gathered that your cousin is first talon. your cousin gapes at her because he doesn’t actually even want it so it’s kind of awkward for everyone. and then when you’re sure he’s about to ask viago de riva to poison you to death, he actually tells him just to take you away. because OF COURSE he’s being the bigger person. anyways the point is i’m surprised illario just lets himself be taken away because if i were him i would have started biting people and then bombed the villa

[densewentz]

#no sleep coffee shakes ptsd workaholic

hopelessly charmed watching this exhausted man's fight against his unhinged little plus one result in his needing to lean on literally every available surface or otherwise bobblehead on his cot trying to stay awake. you're doing horribly, sweetheart 💕

[hextechmaturgy]

as they say, sharing is caring

[marshmallsy]

when you make enemies with one of the two unofficially assigned chefs in the groups

[trialsofthedas]

Lucanis, trying to sneak out after spending the night with Rook:

Viago, twirling a vial of poison: What are you doing here?

Lucanis: …I could ask you the same question.

Viago: I live here. This is my house.

Lucanis: I should probably ask you a different question.

[mynoodlesdoodles]

It's difficult to concentrate on spell casting when there's an Antivan short king behind you, gushing over your kills and tossing out compliments left and right...

[jack-of-blades]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[okthisway]

when your bestie is also your worstie 😔

[feral4fiktion]

Illario really out here making him so mad he can't control his anger anymore. Real question, who makes him madder, Illario or Spite?

[janedoe297-art]

"Honey and lavender cream. Sweet, intriguing..." This started off as a leyendecker style study, ended up as lucanis drinking his coffee and me rendering that cloud of smoke for wayy too long rip -☕🪻🍯🐝-

[ get him as a print here!]

[kakibot]

Sooooo through the lovely reach of my previous cake-related DAV post (thank you for that btw!!) I have learned that not everyone knows how Lucanis' dessert romance lock-in works! So here, have a little sweet treat guide!! <3

[toritelling]

I'm so sorry (am I really tho?) I really wanted to try this mod in different cutscenes 😅

[eggsful]

tranquil 💧

[lesbianrey]

in the beginning elon musk made headlines for some dumb shit every twenty four weeks, then twelve, then six, then every two weeks, the last one with grimes …was a week. in four days, we could see elon musk doing something stupid every eight hours until there’s one every four minutes

[dajo42]

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

[i-am-loki-locked]

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

[thelittleblackfox]

Wait, let him speak