A little bit O' Everything

[fullmetal-weaboo-trash]

when it’s 3AM but the whole squad is still awake

[outcrying]

blood cells pixelate and eyes dilate 

[nice-wig-janis]

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened

i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

[micdotcom]

12 famous women who totally owned sexist interview questions

More and more women are rolling their eyes at pesky reporters who overlook their accomplishments in favor of their appearance — and it’s about time. Here are a few examples of ladies giving the best answers to the worst questions.

Mindy Kaling, Cate Blanchett, Scarlett Johansson and more

[disneyroyalty]

[life-in-animation]

How come I never caught this.

[cannabisexual]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[blushbuntings]

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

[fhoantells]

“I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.”

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

[eyefocusing]

he smol

[just-shower-thoughts]

“It isn’t” and “It’s not” are the same three words, just contractionalized differently.

[mariesbookblog]

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

WHAT THE FUCK

[9rimes-deactivated20150323]

ok but how is this shocking at all

[veinitas]

tumblr reacts to: basic grammar

[seaside-cave]

I’m super late to this party, but here’s some oshawotts! These were tons of fun <3

[approach]

If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

[lolnein]

[wasteoftimeofmine]

Never expected this to get so many notes. Posted it before I knew to link back to source. Here it is: http://medieval.stormthecastle.com/armorypages/medieval-polearms.htm

[forsciencejohn]

“how’s the semester going?”

[wishuponastarion]

“how are finals going?”

[erikahenningsen]

If Nick Offerman’s wife didn’t want to change her name, would they compromise for Nick Offerwoman? (x)

[chromeofficial]

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

[thatkilljoy-blog]

how old are you

[darmani-remade-blog]

“thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down