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bitches (me and @sockfunky) just be bored support the original music video here!
Osomatsu: “Eh? Today is my birthday?! That means it’s the other guys’ birthdays also, but since I’m the oldest, you can just celebrate mine.” Karamatsu: “I thank you, Karamatsu Girls! Now, brothers, why don’t we sing the birthday song together?” Choromatsu: “I am nothing but grateful that you want to celebrate the birthdays of virgin NEETs like us.” Ichimatsu: “…What’s so great about a birthday?” Jyushimatsu: “Thank you base-stealing king! A birthday present? I wanna be drafted!” Todomatsu: “I’m so happy that you’re all celebrating for me. I’m the happiest in the world! ♥”
my biggest evil hypocrite trait is sometimes i hear sports cars speed past my house at 3am and think "wtf why are they awake at 3am" as if im not also awake at 3am.
-Gotcha.
We have a very healthy molester/molestee relationship, actually
you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.
Doxxing myself but if ur from Texas PLSOLSOLSOSLSPLSSPLSPLSSPOOSO BE MY FRIEND!!!!! I will MAKE YOU!!!!
Incubus Choromatsu who is a total failure as a sex demon. Bro can't enchant anyone. He's thin, weak and ugly, and also his dick is tiny. He has virtually no energy or magic because he hasn't managed to fuck a single person EVER, which, in turn, keeps him from successfully seducing anyone. It's just a vile, unfair loop of disappointment that he calls life.
And then. He happens to meet Osomatsu. Who for this scenario is not technically his brother but they can become brothers. If we think about it hard enough.
He's utterly unsuccessful to seduce him, Oso is indifferent at best and offended at worst. But he ultimately decides to humor him and keep him around for entertainment (he's actually just feeling the mystic brotherly link that brought them together).
They begin to hang out with the promise that maybe, one day, when he's desperate enough, Oso will let him fuck him. They both get some very needed company in the meantime, bonding over being ugly and the fact that nobody wants them and whatnot.
The two actually develop a somewhat healthy relationship. But, after a few weeks, Choro started to have these little episodes where he gets on his hands and knees and begs Osomatsu to let him hit. It's his nature, he can't help it, he's starving, and when the craving hits, it doesn't go away for a while. He's too weak to force himself upon him, so begging and whining like a dog it is.
To his very own surprise, Oso wasn't immediately disgusted by it. Over time, he began to tease him. To, quite literally, poke the bear. He'd shove his crotch in Choro's face and let him sniff all he wants, but don't let him touch. Or grab and pull at his insanely sensitive tail. Or just stay in the room and watch with a smile how Choro brutalizes his own cock over him.
For once, someone is feeling sexual desire for this pathetic little sex demon. It's actually happening, and it fuels him. It changes him.
Before Oso notices, Choro goes from a tiny little wimp to. Well, he's still somewhat of a twink, but that dick is definitely a bit bigger than he remembered it...
This all concludes with Choro being ultimately unable to hold up their promise (waiting for Oso's permission), so he just completely demolishes Oso's pussy while he sleeps. Well, he couldn't really get much sleep that night. Or any other night after that.
whadda hell goin on in this fandom
Bro your username is LEGENDARY. Holy shit I'm so jealous. You seem so based and cool... Also. Español?? :D
SANKYUUUU!!! I saw the url say deactivated from a post I reblogged a while back and was like 👁️🫦👁️ so now I own it :3333 Y SI!!! Hablo español PERO incorrecto. Donde vivo es puro espanglish o…. Idk how to say it properly in Spanish but basically a different dialect(?) compared to the main proper Spanish. Like I WISH I could speak fluently (ex. quackity) but unfortunately it’s more on the no sabo kid territory. Or just slang that FEELS correct here but if you go to Mexico they’ll be like wtf are u talking about.
More yapping below cuz now I can’t stop LOL
I just love the implication that Ichimatsu believes Osomatsu is too good to be true that he just HAS to be a figment of his imagination. Like bro really thinks an alcoholic depressed brocon is out of his league lmao
чороосо
ah... im scared. oh god. am i a fucking girl or something? i love him but im scared; im so horny but im scared; i WANT THIS BUT IM STILL SCARED. and if he realizes hes not the first one to ever... do this? oh god what will i do. i don't want him to hate me.
you’re out of this world
These characters' barely disguised desire for love🤦🤦🤦