( &&. married for life )

it's not calum and luke it's calumandluke

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yeah because that's definitely how brothers look at each other.

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can you hear me crying?

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calum. calum you can let go now. and luke, that is literally the second time you've shaken his hand. way to be obvious, guys.

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calum i love you but please stay away from maggie thanks x

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hi hello i’m cake trash and this is my aesthetic

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calum: you know, getting a blowjob sounds really good right now —

luke:

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i'm not saying calum flew to la because of the photos, but calum flew to la because of the photos.

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random person: what's your number?

me: 1-800-cake-is-real

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have some fetus cake. it'll cleanse your soiled eyeballs.

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cake. during slfl manila. also known as the concert i just went to. fuck.

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: luke fucking sang "when you've got bigger plans that no one else understands he plays the bass yeah" and he kept sneaking glances at calum and calum fucking got into luke's space and they played next to each other as fucking usual and to top it all off we got a cake hug there are no words to describe how i feel right now but i do know that i'm not fucking fine

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// TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE //

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every inch of you is perfect from the

to the

( insp. )

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CALUM ON THE BAND SNAPCHAT I FEEL SO ALIVE