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I'm Secretly A Fish. Cover Pic Isn't Mine.

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[thingsthatfml]

19 Days - translation - 11/1/2019

HT: excuse me, is mo guan Shan here?

Auntie: eh, handsome💕 he’s taking care of the stock.

HT: I’ll help him with that. Could you please let him off early?

Auntie: of course! Just stand by the door~

*five mins later*

Girl: brother, can we take a picture together ? (Like calling him oppa in Chinese lol)

HT: sorry, Id rather not have my picture taken.

Girl: do you have a girlfriend?

MO: why is there bustling with people?

MO: damn it, there are still so many left… my hands feels sore…

MO: eh?

MO: hey you!

HT: little Mo

HT: the auntie is not there watching, let’s go~

MO: I’m still working! The aquarium has closed at this time of the day already! You’re fucking nuts! Put me down!!

HT: be quiet!

*veautiful evening*

MO: I’ve fucking told you this and you didn’t listen!

HT: just calm down, little Mo.

MO: you are the one who has too much free time to waste and constantly looks for troubles! Making me starved and tired!

HT: I’ve been here when I was a little kid, at that time the aquarium would be open even at nighttime…

MO: I don’t want to know, you can shut up.

HT: don’t leave, let’s go there and take a picture~

MO: no!

HT: stand well.

MO: take a picture my ass! this background is freaking fake!

HT: I’m just scared that you’d forget about me/ I just don’t want you to forget about me. (The first is the direct translate, the second one is appropriate as well for how we use the language)

MO becomes quiet.

MO: … …

MO: I hate you so much, to the point I’ll remember you my whole life.

HT: … …

HT: I didn’t notice you were flirting with me. (Another translation: I didn’t notice you were saying sweet things to me.)

MO: me?! I didn’t!!

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Oh my god this is so cute!!!!!!! I cried!! HT you broke my heart bb I want to take care of you!! Mo you sensitive sweetheart I love you too

Ps.

I was thinking about doing a giveaway… anyone fancy getting the new 19 days products for free? 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 reblog if you’re interested!

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[worthlessstreetrat]

Woah

[catchymemes]

[marvelandshit]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[moodyhorseboy-deactivated202404]

[REWARD IS NOW AT $36,000 FOR INFORMATION]

As of Thursday, August 30th, 2018, 13 cats have been found mutilated and left in public places on the Eastside of Olympia, WA. There have been a couple mutilations in Lakewood and Tacoma, Washington as well, whether connected or not is yet to be determined.

Please keep your cats indoors and if you find strays or other outdoor cats please take them to the nearest shelter.

If you have any relevant information please contact Animal Services at 360-352-2510.

[fbwzoo]

Signal boosting because this is really important for people in the area to know, and something to keep in mind as a danger for indoor/outdoor & outdoor cats.  Please keep your cats safe, folks!

[dankmemecentral1]

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[itsmagnuswinchester]

PSA

I lay in bed and I hear my sister crying in the bathroom and it breaks my heart. I failed to help her. She has no money to pay for bills, she has no money to take her son to the dentist or buy him new shoes. She sleep on the floor in my bedroom for five months now because she just doesn’t have any place to go.

She told me today that she keep thinking about killing herself.

I saw signal boosts where people asked for money because they wanted to go to Disneyland or they wanted to visit their friend in another state. And they got tons of donations. I’m not saying that you can’t raise money for less serious things. But I see my sister who has nothing at all right now and wonder why everyone ignore my asks for help. No one owns me money of course. That’s not what I’m saying. It just would be nice if some nice person or two send a few dollars. You would make a single mother and her son happy.

So please please if you can spare something, send via paypal:  [email protected]

If you want to know more about the situation click here

AND PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST, SPREAD IT SO MORE PEOPLE WOULD SEE IT. WE NEED AT LEAST $500. AND $3000 TOTAL.

THANK YOU

UPDATE ON TUESDAY JULY 17: WE DIDN’T GET ANYTHING IN MORE THAN A WEEK  AND WE STILL NEED THOSE $500. PLEASE PLEASE IF EVERYBODY COULD JUST DONATE A DOLLAR WE WOULD MEET OUR GOAL. OR IF YOU REALLY CAN’T (AND I TOTALLY FEEL YOU) AT LEAST REBLOG IT. I FOUND OUT THAT I PROBABLY HAVE  Myasthenia gravis AND I’M FEELING WORSE AND WORSE EVERY DAY. I CAN’T HELP HER FOR MUCH LONGER.

PAYPAL: [email protected] (yes mail. com not gmail.com!!!!!)

UPDATE ON THURSDAY JULY 26: AS IF ALL OF THIS WASN’T ENOUGH, FOUR DAYS DAYS AGO MY SISTER HAD A CAR ACCIDENT. SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION. HER CAR LOOKS LIKE THIS:

A FRIEND OF HER WHO IS A MECHANIC SAID THAT THIS CAR BELONGS ON THE JUNK YARD NOW. IT WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO REPAIR HIM. SO NOW MY SISTER IS WITHOUR A JOB, MONEY AND THE CAR. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE AND YOU KNOW POLISH YOU CAN READ IT HERE.

HERE’S PAYPAL: [email protected] (yes mail. com not gmail.com!!!!!)

UPDATE ON MONDAY AUGUST 06: PREVIOUS POST HAD MORE THAN 4K NOTES BECAUSE PORN BOTS WARE REBLOGGING IT FOR SOME REASON TO PROMOTE THEIR BLOGS. SO PLEASE KEEP REBLOGGING IT.

UPDATE ON WEDNESDAY AUGUST 08: NO ONE IS REBLOGGING AND NO ONE IS DONATING, THE MOST PRESSING MATTER RIGHT NOW IS RENTING THE CAR. IT COSTS ZŁ1000 THAT IS AROUND $400. SHE REALLY NEEDS A CAR BECAUSE KUBA IS SICK RIGHT NOW AND SHE NEEDS TO DRIVE HIM TO THE DOCTOR. SO PLEASE PLEASE IF YOU CAN DONATE ANYTHING: [email protected]

[connordetroitbecomehuman]

Not what I usually reblog but it sounds like things just keep getting worse instead of better please spread this and donate don’t let things keep getting worse for them

[shencomix]

[weloveshortvideos]

The end…

[lil-introv3rt]

That was savage

[professional-funposting]

O B L I T E R A T E D 

[wildberry-poptart]

E V A P O R A T E D

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[mars-nova]

Please unmute

[cutekittengif]

[ditzyalpaca]

fish are friends. not food.

[jennytrout]

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

[clayinla]

Bro are you serious right now? Bro?

[ceecee111]

That double take