queer disaster

minor | it/its | bisexual, trixic | agenderflux, genderqueer, aspec | absolute disaster | i write sometimes | 2012 karai enthusiast | i dont ship tcest or leorai | autistic, adhd | mentally and neurologically disabled | i adore rottmnt april | in the middle of watching tmnt 2003 

[toxicoleander]

Heyy! Quick question, are more of the Yandere headcanons coming forth?? The Macaque one was SO juicy I can't even-

the moment I get motivation, yes!! Ill probably make more this wknd :))

[toxicoleander]

yandere macaque headcanons .ᐟ

.ᐟ  he would be really emotionally manipulative. honestly i doubt he would do anything physically that harmed you or others, or he would try to avoid it. but if worse comes to worse, he’ll harm someone physically. 

.ᐟ  he doesn’t enjoy manipulating you or psychologically hurting you, it honestly pains him, but if it’ll make you stop being so trusting in others (besides him, obviously) then it’s what he has to do. 

.ᐟ  macaque makes up tons of excuses as to why you shouldn’t be friends with certain people, or why you should hang out with your family less. “mei has gotten a lot more serious recently, yeah? she might need less distractors” “mei has been acting like she’s above you the past few weeks, haven’t you noticed?” “ah well, wukong has been giving you random glares” are some small examples   .ᐟ  he has massive trust issues after what happened with wukong, so he stalks you with his shadow clones. he constantly has to know who you’re talking to, what you’re talking about, etc. because what if someone is talking bad about you to him? he can’t just let that happen.

.ᐟ  he does give you gifts though! just barely scratching the skin of spoiling you. but here’s the catch, most of these gifts have tracking devices on them, and/or audio recorders. he loves hearing your voice over and over. sure the real thing is better but sometimes he just cant get that.