[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

[bled]

[mingd4]

go through things. grow through things.

[greelin]

i’ve never drunk dialed anyone in m'life (to.. m'knowledge) but BEING drunk dialed is such a surreal experience? i got to listen to my coworker (who apparently has to work in like. 12 hrs) fall over, nearly vomit, talk about shaving and razor burn, invite me over 50 times to go swimming, all within the span of ten minutes

[greelin]

she called yet again and i’m on speaker listening to her jump on the trampoline w/ someone as she repeatedly asks me to be her best friend and i feel such.. unease. like i’m about to witness something awful, but not actually, literally, physically witness it

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[boy-so-pale]

[tamper]

[lounare]

when you shower on a friday night and you feel all that school coming off of you

[princesconsuela]

[maryjblige]

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

[thedouble]

“You’re authentically you.”  

― Black Mirror - San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[abduction]

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[sleepbby]

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!