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ronaldkn0x:
u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
The Top 12 Markers of the Dark Triad
tidbits-of-the-mind:
The Dark Triad is a term used to describe a constellation of three socially undesirable personality traits: narcissism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism. Here are the top 12 markers of the Dark Triad:
Narcissism:
I tend to want others to admire me.
I tend to want others to pay attention to me.
I tend to expect special favors from others.
I tend to seek prestige or status.
Psychopathy
I tend to lack remorse.
I tend to be callous or insensitive.
I tend to not be too concerned with morality or the morality of my actions.
I tend to be cynical.
Machiavellianism
I have used deceit or lied to get my way.
I tend to manipulate others to get my way.
I have used flattery to get my way.
I tend to exploit others towards my own end.
( My score on this checklist is 10. )
Fun Fact: men tend to score higher on all three personality traits than women.
ryujosei:
an audible HUFF puffs from the woman’s chest, shifting from leg to leg in a small measure of ANNOYANCE. she may not speak too much, but everything she feels finds itself displayed LOUD & PROUD in her mannerisms, fingers tensing & fluttering at her side.
“ Is that so… “ crooned around the toothpick she’s wedged between her lips. she doesn’t like being talked down to, proven by the sneer that creases pretty face – keep it up, bakayarou — “ Never would’a thought –” dripped with as much sarcasm as she can muster, rolling her neck on stiff shoulders. missed her training for this ? damn.
she takes a moment to scan the area, the splintered wood, a once over the man stretching a few meters from her – catches the glint in his eye with the smallest CLACK of her teeth & shift of her chin to jut in the opposite direction. every word she speak is spoken to the wind with the prettiest lacing of s o u r – “ ‘Come out here to t r a i n, never bothered looking too far in. Apologies, mokuzai choppa – “
he’s not bitter.
living out here, away from people and being one with nature-- they’re great. fantastic, even. he gets to eat, sleep and shit on his own time, without anyone breathing down his neck or bugging him. best of all, no one out here knows about the smudged ink in his history book, which means he doesn’t get those pitying looks or muffled whispers.
but occasionally, when that blue moon straggler does wind up in his neck of the woods, takeshi is reminded that there exists a world outside of this farm, and he is not a part of it anymore. they show up with their blissful ignorance, say they got lost, or were curious, or, like this one, looking for an empty place to train. for the briefest of seconds, he’s almost tempted to run back to his home and grab his zanpakuto-- it’s been ages since he’s trained in anything other than farming. but just as quick as it appeared, the urge is gone. work is more important.
he’s not bitter.
the lady’s snark helps distract him from his bitterness, and he feels a familiar sneer tugging at his lips in response. if there’s one thing takeshi has always been good at, it’s not keeping his trap shut. he can read situations, knows when witty responses are okay and not, but there’s something in him ( or lack thereof, as it may be ) that just doesn’t give a fuck. he says what he wants, when he wants, and to whom he wants, and deals with the consequences when they come. “Course not. Shinigami have this bad habit of thinking the world revolves around them. Us outside their bubbles just don’t seem to exist. Shame, I’d say. I’m a fantastic fuckin’ person.”
he’s not bitter.
Inside us there is a word we cannot pronounce and that is who we are.
Anthony Marra (via queen-of-the-enders)
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Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15
Bruh
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
why yall stay bitter go eat your bean toast
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized by days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So….
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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#i am a people not a water
createandnarrate:
For writing characters grieving a loss.
Type your name into the new tumblr gif function and post the gif you get.
why is it so fuckin’ hard to find a curly haired fc that’s also not white
REALLY IMPORTANT, RP’ERS! RAMADAN begins on June 17th and lasts a month. PLEASE, if we’re mutuals, and if you have other Muslim mutuals (if you’re not aware whether you have them or not, PLEASE do it just in case) keep your tags properly tagged. It’s not HARAM to look at food, obviously, it just makes it easier for us, because the Ramadan days in Summer are awfully long, and a lot of us might try to pass that time on the computer to keep from getting too tired throughout the day, I know I do. Please be sure to tag food. JUST #food, at least for me. Other methods (#tw: food , rw: food, food warning, etc.) do not work for me. This is more important, however: PLEASE TAG ALL NSFW. EVERY FORM OF IT in the same manner. It only takes a few seconds to do this, so please do it! Be mindful and respectful of our beliefs this upcoming month, thank you!
any time i hear the jackson five i picture baby groot dancing.
Meet The Muse.
Hover over the links for a brief description!
|| The Basics ||
Name: takeshi sato Nickname(s): ox, buru, lazy ass farmer Age: 534yrs old Species: Shinigami
|| Personal ||
Morality (Bold One Per Section): Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic ||| Good / Neutral / Evil Religious Belief: karma Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: live the simple life Languages Known: Japanese, English Secrets: he was in the running to be the 7th division’s LT, but was booted out bc of a few noble peeps that didn’t want him there. to spite them, he became a farmer and ‘ruined’ his perfect body by doing hard labor instead of going back into the sex business like they’d expected him to after being denied. Quirks: taps on things when agitated, groans and makes other non-vocal noises when distressed Savvies: farming & fighting, though he definitely prefers the former
|| Physical ||
Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other Height: 6′5″ Weight: 203 lbs Scars/Birthmarks: callouses from hard labor, general cuts and scrapes from training/working Abilities/Powers: boss ass sword bro, boss ass farmer Restrictions: distance in general. out of shikai he’s fast as hell, once he activates his shikai he becomes hella slow, which creates problems when he’s fighting
|| Favorites ||
Favorite Food: rice Favorite Drink: water Favorite Pizza Topping: meat. Favorite Color: brown Favorite Music Genre: nature sounds Favorite Book Genre: instruction manuals Favorite Movie Genre: horror Favorite Season: fall Favorite Butt Type: why this Favorite Swear Word(s): goddamn, dumbass, fuck Favorite Scent: vegetables when you first pull them out of the ground Favorite Quote: "stop fucking up”
|| Fun Stuff ||
“Boss” Theme Music: Battle Cry -- Imagine Dragons Bottom or Top: depends on his partner(s) Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: loud Sings In The Shower: nah Likes Bad Puns: indifferent Their Opinion On The Mun:
Tag people: erryone
i fixed up my verses page. eventually, i’ll flesh them out more but for now i think this’ll do. if you ever wanna do something in a certain verse, or want to make character specific verses, lemme know.
ryujosei:
it’s a breath of RELIEF that the d r a g o n lets out, a puff of smoke into the gentle chill. ever since she’d tethered that BADGE to her hip, it hadn’t become any easier to accept the bows & the pleasantries & the r e s p e c t she’d never earned. it wasn’t in her nature to expect things like that, to understand them. she’d spent her entire life heaving respect onto her heavy shoulders to taste RESPECT – when suddenly all it took was a badge & a walk by to have it.
she’s glad he doesn’t bow.
“ No. “ is her low reply, voice filled with s m o k e, dragon’s tongue burned out to ash as she spoke. she’s never seen him before ( not that she remembers faces all to well anyway ) and pale brows knit together – “ Wondered what that sound was… didn’t know anyone ever came out here.”
after all, her training grounds were near by, haggard with shattered trees & cracked earth – where she’d been headed, until that chirruped sound of splintered wood hit her ears – sparked her curiosity.
he barely, barely stops himself from rolling his eyes so far into the back of head that they get stuck there when she replies. it’s not fair of him to be so critical, he knows-- most shinigami don’t travel outside the inner walls of the seireitei unless they’re on a mission, and he can count on ONE hand how many times someone has been assigned a mission in the farming district.
“Could say the same to you,” takeshi straightens himself out, arms thrown over his head in an exaggerated stretch. the fact that she’s unperturbed by his lack of bowing doesn’t go unnoticed by the farmer; it says more about her character than her words, at this point. when his arms lower, he offers a sideways glance and a quirk of his lips, amusement making his eyes sparkle. “The farms ain’t too far from here--you know, those places where all the food is grown? People have been known to come out this way and do their jobs.”
let the records show that when given an inch, takeshi will always take a mile.