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flipchild

shrine-of-the-exoletus

Maybe I should go to therapy

penisdickcockpenis

thegikitiki

Because nothing says "family-friendly fun" like building your own sports car while distracted by a bikini model. Note the strategic placement of the green car: because when you're assembling a kit, you definitely need to admire your "beautiful body" in the reflection of a $10,000 vehicle you’ll never afford.

Source: 1968 Fiberfab Advertisement.

#boiiioiiioiiioiiing

biglesbiandragon

This is what every transition timeline on my dash looks like

nitrobishop

baeddoll

You’re laying waste to a village and you meet a girl razing the village over. she’s cool as hell, similar feelings on society/villages, complementary bile allotment, even your Wizard Names have a bit of poetic cohesion. You’re not one to make the first move but she really does seem cool. You ask her if she’d maybe be down to co-raze a village sometime, and she says yes.

It’s been three weeks

Obviously the killing random people thing has been fantastic with her, but it was fantastic alone. You’ve been showing her some of your favorite movies, she’s impressed by your taste even when you’re showing her what you think of as pretty basic but whatever. The wizard sex, which you know to mean a sort of grinding until blood appears, has been amazing too.

It’s been 2 months

After a long night of razing villages, you even got to kill some other dipshit wizards who thought they could gank on your turf, you two lie in bed your bed, feeling the day wash over you. She sees you checking your phone, asks “oh shit you have tumblr too?” And you suppose it’s the right time to exchange urls. Her tumblr is like complete dogshit. It’s all hollywood movie gifsets and twitter reject funnymen and when she does talk about sorcery it’s all shit like this

3000s

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

3000s

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

magicmooshka

recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence lies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.