caleb

he/him i have the equivalent of rfk brainworms but make it reddie

[p1zzaparty]

I love seeing all the fanart of people giving reddie pomeranians as pets but lets be real that dudes scared as hell of them now

[stolbik-stolbik]

beep-beep!

[clownmovieyaoi]

hello everynyan... reddieballs are now available for Purchase ... u can get them on my Etsy... smiles warmly they also Squeak teehee

[kaymcgivemeacall]

ranking the losers by best to worse at bar trivia (in my opinion)

1. trivia legend mike hanlon undisputed top of the list. sweeps the music section. history buff. has been keeping written notes on current events. surely he has a weakness, you might think. sports maybe? nope, he was a record breaking tailback in high school. people walk into the bar and groan when they see him there bc they know they aren't winning.

2. richie. close second to mike in the music department, knows a ton of misc random facts, keeps up with pop culture. no slouch by any measure and very good at keeping the team in good spirits.

3. stan. insanely good memory and intuition both. most likely to come in clutch with an obscure answer at the last minute to win the game. whether or not he deserves to be #2 is honestly subjective.

4. ben. just an all around pleasant teammate with the most logical head of the group. good at deducing things by elimination and making educated guesses. sometimes has trouble being heard at the table though.

5. bev. she actually knows a lot, she just doubts herself. with some confidence would be boosted higher up the list. definitely the most fun to actually be at the bar with

6. bill. it's not that he doesn't know things, he's just the most likely to criminally mislead the group. sometimes he gives the wrong answer with so much confidence that everyone just goes with it.

7. eddie. this is largely sonia's fault but he's 100% the most likely to die on the hill of a misconception he's convinced of. the other losers (read: stan, richie) will waste valuable time arguing the point with him. nobody hears the next question except ben, who feels too awkward to interrupt and say it. the team is in shambles. bill has to rally the troops by insisting that the ferris bueller car is a mustang with his full chest. eddie, who actually does know for a fact it's a ferrari, starts gaslighting himself into believing he's wrong about that just because bill said otherwise. they do not win trivia this night.

[gaylittlerichie]

Living like HIM

[ford-owner]

stuf

[p1zzaparty]

Late ween post 🎃

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tozierdose]

blacked out for 10 months and woke up with this in my pocket. wtf.

[mouthbrood]

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

[pilvimarja]

A tribal ritual?! Are you f****** kidding me, man?

[omgitskaii]

richie’s just making sure eddie’s paying attention

[ford-owner]

i came back to show yall my uhhh my ocs

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[mythmagicetc]

all this about “we’re so back” and “it’s so over” but what if it’s so back and we’re so over? like what happened to my friends richie and eddie

[clownmovieyaoi]

HI EVERYONE im doing an interest check for these 20cm reddie plushies!!! this project will only be possible if there's enough demand for them so if you're interested, more details are in the form below :) form will close in 2 weeks!

Reddie Plushies Interest Check!

wow do u wang richie and eddie from it chapter 2 as marketable plushies. i do. so. this is not a commitment but pls be honest ....