𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎 - PART 2 - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.
“you are busted !!”
“i do back flips every single day of my life.”
“do a back flip right now, please.”
“would you like a rice crispy treat ??”
“tell me it was good, tell me i’m good.”
“now, what do you think about these suspenders ??”
“you’re my one and only.”
“you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out.”
“oh you son of a bitch !!”
“we cannot have you around screwing things up !!”
“what. is. happening ??”
“bro. that is badass.”
“you know what it is bitch.”
“go fuck yourself !!”
“now. i’m very passionate about dominating other men.”
“oh god i will dice you into a million pieces.”
“alright, now that that’s settled we can have a normal conversation.”
“you’re not the boss of me.”
“i traded all my garbage pail kids for you.”
“well that was stupid.”
“look at me when you’re talking to me !!”
“i went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.”
“what’s going on, man ??”
“ewww god no.”
“don’t say it out loud.”
“whatever dude.”
“dude, you are going to get into a lot of trouble.”
“what kinda creampie are you talking about ??”
“is there anything we can do to have you not talk about like. sucking penises ??”
“your bird quit. and unfortunately, it’s no longer legit.”
“get a chair. smash it on my back !!”
“not confusing. just … settle down.”
“are you going to set the building on fire ??”
“what do you mean ??”
“he’s gonna kill me !!”
“i’m fine !! i’m independent !! i don’t need you !!”
“what’s with your outfit, man ??”
“wildcard bitches !!”
“what’s your bean situation ?? you got some beans on you or what’s up ??”
“nontoxic and safe. we don’t want safe we want toxic.”
“what the hell !?”
“i’m gonna put my thumb through your eye you little bitch !!”
“what dude !? where are you getting that from ??”
“bro, i can handle my sedatives.”
“you’re definitely not a twink.”
“what’s a power bottom ??”
“does the power have to do with the size or strength of the bottom ??”
“does that sound like a man who needs a hospital ??”
“dude. you are going to love it.”
“that felt good, was that sexy ??”
“i think i’ve been poisoned !!”
“can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time ??”
“you wanna come in my room ??”
“i see where you’re going with that but it sounds like it could get a little messy.”
“i’m sorry, i’m a little confused here. you just said that he’s your best friend ?? how is he your best friend over me ??”
“to be honest with you man, i’m a little shocked.”
“i’m a little thunder struck.”
“i didn’t mean to thunder strike you.”
“i can’t do it.”
“i’m just here for moral support.”
“son of a bitch !! this is a scam.”
“i’m gonna kill you !!”
“well then, just breathe for me.”
“get the hell out of here !! shoo away from me.”
“i’m not a dick.”
“that was too dark.”
“well let it go, alright.”
“this is the best place to hide in my apartment.”
“i’m thinkin’ does he have a knife ?? are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now ??”
“trees ?? everywhere trees ?? what the hell is this place ??”
“you are going to fail and bomb and gag and fail and bomb.”
“you’re so stupid !!“
“you are anooooyiiiiing !!”
“is that table having a meal consisting of only of loud noise, screams, and hollers ??”
“of course i have candy.”
“wow, good candy. good candy.”
“how much cheese is too much cheese ??”
“does that calm you down ??”
“i’m talking to myself but that’s just because i’ve got shit to say.”
“you know what it is bitch.”
“i’m very confused by the whole thing to be … if i’m being honest.”
“holy shit.”
“play some music.”
“laughs are cheap, i’m going for gasps.”
“it was pretty good. it was alright. it wasn’t great, but it was fine.”
“this game has gone on long enough.”
“i’m playing both sides so i always come out on top.”
“i don’t like to think about it !!”
“this doesn’t represent me, though.”
“it gets blocked up in my mouth i don’t say it no good.”
“i gotta go sleep. i’m not feeling good at all.”
