IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA STARTER SENTENCES PT. 3 - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.
i ended up having to do it all by myself !!
listen ... listen. it looks terrible, like really really bad.
what have i done ??
oh oh hottie alert at two o'clock.
the name's ___, i have a bleached asshole.
knock knock dickface.
if you don't get out of the way right now i'm gonna bring out the big guns.
oh hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch.
not everyone has the gift.
i don't remember that night.
i don't remember most evenings.
for the love of god please do not ask me about his dick.
i'm gonna take off my bra, blast my nips !!
he literally has the worst life imaginable.
my life has been in a bit of a tail spin.
i am trying to get my life back on track.
i spent the money on these sweet ass kettle drums !!
you gotta make it sexy !! hips and nips.
i accept payment with the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, and scissors.
ooo don't get caught.
what do you want from me ??
i'm gonna get a little bit rough with you.
i ain't going to no hospital !!
hey turkey's gobble gobble.
so what's the plan we just gonna bum rush this guy from behind or what ??
are you seeing this ??
hey !! hey !! gimmie some eyes !! cool your jets !!
i got all numbers.
give me the hotdog, baby !!
keep this up man. keep this up and see what happens.
i will strike you down !!
well, can i bare my soul to you for a second ??
now you say another word and i swear to god i will dice you into a million little pieces.
you haven't thought of the smell !!
god bless cream pies, and god bless america.
i command you to stop.
well the last few years i've been settling for fives, y'know ?? and i've been giving you the tens, okay ?? but i realized i could be a ten guy too.
i'm gonna go slam ass.
by any chance do you have homosexual tendencies ??
you ?? i don't know who the hell you are.
begone vile man !! begone from me !!
i am un-tethered and my rage knows no bounds !!
did you bomb and fail and bomb just like i knew you would ??
that's all that happened and nothing else happened.
oh oopie daisy !! looks like i broke it.
i didn't know it was gonna come off like that.
i've got one of those hella sweet lives.
don't do that.
the point is you'll be dealing with me today.
are those fake hands ??
have you been drinking paint ??
he totally could have done it.
oh my god you're bleeding !!
oh my god what am i looking at here ??
oh go to hell !! you go right to hell !!
you dumb idiot !!
you're not the alpha here you crusty ass fool !!
i will destroy you !!
begone from me you soy boy beta cuck.
i beg you to stop.
you can't believe what happened !!
can i get your house key ??
get away from me.
there's a lot of money in rollerskating.
you're talking about thumbing through vending machines for loose change. you think that's comparable to my thing ??
twenty-five cents is not gonna get us shit man !!










