rp memes and prompts

sideblog featuring a collection of prompts and inbox memes, written by landis !! 

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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA STARTER SENTENCES PT. 3 - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

i ended up having to do it all by myself !!

listen ... listen. it looks terrible, like really really bad.

what have i done ??

oh oh hottie alert at two o'clock.

the name's ___, i have a bleached asshole.

knock knock dickface.

if you don't get out of the way right now i'm gonna bring out the big guns.

oh hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch.

not everyone has the gift.

i don't remember that night.

i don't remember most evenings.

for the love of god please do not ask me about his dick.

i'm gonna take off my bra, blast my nips !!

he literally has the worst life imaginable.

my life has been in a bit of a tail spin.

i am trying to get my life back on track.

i spent the money on these sweet ass kettle drums !!

you gotta make it sexy !! hips and nips.

i accept payment with the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, and scissors.

ooo don't get caught.

what do you want from me ??

i'm gonna get a little bit rough with you.

i ain't going to no hospital !!

hey turkey's gobble gobble.

so what's the plan we just gonna bum rush this guy from behind or what ??

are you seeing this ??

hey !! hey !! gimmie some eyes !! cool your jets !!

i got all numbers.

give me the hotdog, baby !!

keep this up man. keep this up and see what happens.

i will strike you down !!

well, can i bare my soul to you for a second ??

now you say another word and i swear to god i will dice you into a million little pieces.

you haven't thought of the smell !!

god bless cream pies, and god bless america.

i command you to stop.

well the last few years i've been settling for fives, y'know ?? and i've been giving you the tens, okay ?? but i realized i could be a ten guy too.

i'm gonna go slam ass.

by any chance do you have homosexual tendencies ??

you ?? i don't know who the hell you are.

begone vile man !! begone from me !!

i am un-tethered and my rage knows no bounds !!

did you bomb and fail and bomb just like i knew you would ??

that's all that happened and nothing else happened.

oh oopie daisy !! looks like i broke it.

i didn't know it was gonna come off like that.

i've got one of those hella sweet lives.

don't do that.

the point is you'll be dealing with me today.

are those fake hands ??

have you been drinking paint ??

he totally could have done it.

oh my god you're bleeding !!

oh my god what am i looking at here ??

oh go to hell !! you go right to hell !!

you dumb idiot !!

you're not the alpha here you crusty ass fool !!

i will destroy you !!

begone from me you soy boy beta cuck.

i beg you to stop.

you can't believe what happened !!

can i get your house key ??

get away from me.

there's a lot of money in rollerskating.

you're talking about thumbing through vending machines for loose change. you think that's comparable to my thing ??

twenty-five cents is not gonna get us shit man !!

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𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎  -  PART 2  - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

“you are busted !!” “i do back flips every single day of my life.” “do a back flip right now, please.” “would you like a rice crispy treat ??” “tell me it was good,  tell me i’m good.” “now,  what do you think about these suspenders ??” “you’re my one and only.” “you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out.” “oh you son of a bitch !!” “we cannot have you around screwing things up !!” “what.  is.  happening ??” “bro.  that is badass.” “you know what it is bitch.” “go fuck yourself !!” “now.  i’m  very passionate  about dominating other men.” “oh god i will dice you into a million pieces.” “alright,  now that that’s settled we can have a normal conversation.” “you’re not the boss of me.” “i traded all my garbage pail kids for you.” “well that was stupid.” “look at me when you’re talking to me !!” “i went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.” “what’s going on,  man ??” “ewww  god no.” “don’t say it out loud.” “whatever dude.” “dude,  you are going to get into a lot of trouble.” “what kinda creampie are you talking about ??”  “is there anything we can do to have you not talk about like.  sucking penises ??” “your bird quit.  and unfortunately,  it’s no longer legit.” “get a chair.  smash it  on my back !!”  “not confusing.  just ... settle down.” “are you going to set the building on fire ??” “what do you mean ??”  “he’s gonna kill me !!” “i’m fine !!  i’m independent !!  i don’t need you !!” “what’s with your outfit,  man ??” “wildcard bitches !!” “what’s your bean situation ??  you got some beans on you or what’s up ??” “nontoxic and safe.  we don’t want  safe  we want  toxic.”  “what the hell !?”  “i’m gonna put my thumb through your eye you little bitch !!” “what dude !?  where are you getting that from ??”  “bro,  i can handle my sedatives.” “you’re definitely not a twink.” “what’s a power bottom ??” “does the power have to do with the size or strength of the bottom ??”  “does that sound like a man who needs a hospital ??” “dude.  you are going to  love it.” “that felt good,  was that sexy ??” “i think i’ve been poisoned !!”  “can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time ??”  “you wanna come in my room ??”  “i see where you’re going with that but it sounds like it could get a little messy.” “i’m sorry,  i’m a little confused here.  you just said that  he’s  your best friend ??  how is he your best friend over me ??” “to be honest with you man,  i’m a little shocked.” “i’m a little thunder struck.” “i didn’t mean to thunder strike you.” “i can’t do it.” “i’m just here for moral support.” “son of a bitch !!  this is a scam.” “i’m gonna kill you !!” “well then,  just breathe for me.” “get the hell out of here !!  shoo away from me.” “i’m not a dick.” “that was too dark.” “well let it go,  alright.” “this is the best place to hide in my apartment.” “i’m thinkin’ does he have a knife ??  are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now ??” “trees ??  everywhere trees ??  what the hell is this place ??” “you are going to fail and bomb and gag and fail and bomb.” “you’re so stupid !!“ “you are  anooooyiiiiing !!” “is that table having a meal consisting of only of loud noise,  screams,  and hollers ??” “of course i have candy.” “wow,  good candy.  good candy.” “how much cheese is too much cheese ??” “does that calm you down ??” “i’m talking to myself but that’s just because i’ve got shit to say.” “you know what it is bitch.” “i’m very confused by the whole thing to be ... if i’m being honest.” “holy shit.” “play some music.” “laughs are cheap,  i’m going for gasps.” “it was pretty good.  it was alright.  it wasn’t great,  but it was fine.” “this game has gone on long enough.” “i’m playing both sides so i always come out on top.” “i don’t like to think about it !!” “this doesn’t represent me,  though.” “it gets blocked up in my mouth i don’t say it no good.” “i gotta go sleep.  i’m not feeling good at all.”

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𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎  -  trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

“did you have a good relationship with your father ??  me neither.” “guys guys guys !!  i’ve got some news,  some terrible news.” “i botched that one.” “well  excuse me  for being the most terrible man on the planet.” “this doesn’t represent me, though.” “you are  too much  today.” “this is why we had to wait for you to go to bed bath and beyond ??” “i know the academy as well as anyone.” “anyway, i started blastin’.  bam !!  bam !!” “well maybe you shouldn’t dress like a bumblebee,  bitch.” “can we get back to talking about the plan ??” “i know it was working, the whole god damn thing was working.” “i biffed that one, huh ??” “and you know how great i look in leather ...” “comin’ in here talking about how in love with my thighs you are.” “i think you’ve taken to wearing my clothes.” “goddamn you !!  it’s not about you !!” “don’t make me do it,  i will slice you in half !!” “go to bed ??  what are you forty ??” “you think a pirate lives in there ??” “yeah he doesn’t even like,  get us man.” “i eat stickers all the time dude !!” “i will smack your face off of your face.” “i’m eating because i’m very uncomfortable.” “you beer,  me trash.” “now i’m here.  i’m past where i thought i could go.” “you are going to  love it.  it’s so good.” “i used to be a cool guy,  ya know.” “your hair looks so small.” “the boys are out tonight, huh ??” “would you like a rice krispy treat ??” “ooooooh ... shit.” “it’s called compassion, dickheads.” “prepare to experience sexual magic.” “now, what do you think about these suspenders ??”  “so you ... do you ever eat cheese ??” “bro that is badass.” “you know what it is, bitch.” “everybody’s dying bitch, let’s get you some fruit.” “oh whoops,  i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.” “i’m not drunk ... i’m more s-sober than i’ve ever been in my entire life.” “i do backflips every single day of my life.” “what is your spaghetti policy ??” “the thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds !!” “reason will prevail.” “will you just take this seriously ??” “i’m the queen of the night !!” “some cocks can’t be unsucked.” “i drink it every morning so i can fight like the crow.” “you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out.” “been there ... not physically.” “alright now that that’s settled,  now we can have a normal conversation.” “there’s a spider in my ear.” “i have contained my rage for as long as possible, but i shall release my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves !!” “begone vile man !!” “i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds !!” “no i don’t eat dragon because it’s not a meal for peasants, and it’s a meal for kings.”

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𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙏, 𝙋𝙏. 2                 a collection of song lyrics from my  on repeat  playlist on spotify !!

“ you are the only thing i like. ” “ you’ve been with me all the time. ” “ now every time we talk it’s dull and awkward. ” “ i was thinking about how great it would be if i could make the tightness in my chest go away. ” “ it’s been a while since i’ve seen god. ” “ i’ve seen inside your head. ” “ i’ve lost too many friends. ” “ i’m not trying to say it’s easy, but i’m trying to say it’s fine. ” “ just wipe that look off your face. ” “ you hate me ‘cause i got what you need. ” “ it will be over in a minute. ” “ they did not get too far. ” “ i’m a steel-boned and iron-blooded creep. ” “ i could be anything. ” “ i want more time for luck. ” “ you are the words i couldn’t keep. ” “ i could lose everything. ” “ i wonder what it’s like to be anywhere else, anywhere but here. ” “ i was thinking of a phone call i should’ve made to you but never did. ” “ listen easy. ” “ the time will be our time. ” “ if only you knew what resided within. ” “ can you tell that she’s hurt ?? ” “ i’ll never give in. ” “ that would be callous and crass. ” “ lifetimes live to die. ” “ i can see an anxious strength in you. ” “ kill me by surprise. ” “ take a moment you need to just breathe. ” “ you give me strength to fix myself. ” “ i’m sorry, why do i feel so alone ?? ” “ i’m sorry, is there anything i can do ?? ”  “ care about me like you used to. ” “ it’s not ideal, but i’ve never felt more alive. ” “ i’ve never felt quiet exactly the way that i am. ” “ i’ve had a lot of things go wrong with me. ” “ i get this pain in my chest. ” “ say what you have to say. ” “ try not to cry. ”

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𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙏.   -   a collection of song lyrics from my  on repeat  playlist on spotify !!  

‘ it’s been long enough to talk about it. ’ ‘ haven’t i given enough ?? ’ ‘ always the fool with the slowest heart. ’ ‘ i know you’ll take me with you. ’ ‘ what does it mean to be happy ?? ’ ‘ i’ve tried to rid myself of my anxious tendency. ’ ‘ i’m not super human.  well, i’m barely alive. ’ ‘ i haven’t slept in night. ’ ‘ if giving up doesn’t make you stronger, then why the hell am i still here ?? ’ ‘ oh please, tell me no. ’ ‘ i’m not happy or sad, just up or down. ’ ‘ i wanna be loved. ’ ‘ it’s hard for me to see exactly where the hell i went wrong. ’ ‘ i never thought i’d see the day we wouldn’t get along.’ ‘ i’ve given up on luck. ’ ‘ i’m happy here. ’ ‘ i sleep well alone now. ’ ‘ i’m sorry ... why do i feel so alone ?? ’ ‘ is there anything i can do ??’  ‘ care about me like you used to. ’ ‘ beware that i’m not who i used to be. ’ ‘ i’ve had a lot of things go wrong for me. ’ ‘ i have to be stronger, or at least, much stronger than i’ve been. ’ ‘ why’d you leave me ?? ’ ‘ where’d you go ?? ’ ‘ you always said i should lighten up. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i wasn’t who you want. ’ ‘ if i can’t make you happy, then i’m no good for anyone. ’ ‘ i forget if i’ve ever loved anyone else. ’ ‘ you’re just a cowardly human being. ’ ‘ how ‘bout a tattoo of a rocketship ?? ’ ‘ it’s not safe to think about forever. ’ ‘ i was thinking about how great it would be if i could make the tightness in my chest go away. ’ ‘ i’m not trying to say it’s easy, but i’m trying to say it’s fine. ’ ‘ i’ve had a difficult time comprehending the things that i wanted. ’ ‘ i was doing everything i could to try and make myself feel better. ’ ‘ i took some time to myself. ’ ‘ it’s hard to think about the things that make it all hurt. ’

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𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐌𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐒

(  a collection of lyric starters from some of my favorite midwest emo songs.  gotta love some good angst.  please feel free to change pronouns to better fit your muse !!  )

‘ i couldn’t stay outside, but i couldn’t stand to lie next to you. ’ ‘ do i have a reason to ask you why you kept me from something new ?? ’ ‘ i heard every single word you said. ’ ‘ i can’t tell the difference between comfort and pain anymore. ’ ‘ it’s no surprise you say the shit you do. ’ ‘ it’s not my fucking problem that you feel that way. ’ ‘ i’ll just face the fact that you just won’t be the same. ’ ‘ breathing is a hobby i’d give up if you asked me. ’ ‘ is it different or is it just distant?? ’  ‘ we’re on the same side. ’  ‘ when you’re here i don’t feel so down on myself. ’ ‘ why can’t i think of anyone but myself and no one else?? ’  ‘ but i’m doing fine, are you alright?? ’  ‘ i like to think that i know some things about myself. ’  ‘ fuck all your friends and their stupid conversations. ’ ‘ to be young and dumb and sad and scarred and tired ... ’ ‘ but you know this i’ve said it before. ’ ‘ you always brushed it off. ’ ‘ i’ll spit and spew of my dumbass high school endeavors with a prideful tone. ’ ‘ goodbye was not an option. ’ ‘ i’m not fucking hanging up. ’ ‘ i should be taking much better care of myself. ’ ‘ i spend my life staring at my bedroom walls. ’ ‘ i know that those days are gone. ’ ‘ i think about you most nights. ’ ‘ don’t take this the wrong way, i know you can’t relate. ’ ‘ i can hardly breathe. ’ ‘ i’m having trouble trying to find the right way to say i feel less than confident. ’ ‘ i’ll put mind over matter to put this matter out of my mind. ’ ‘ we’ve grown so much we’ve grown apart. ’ ‘ i wish i could tell you but i don’t have the heart to say. ’ ‘ there’s no one to blame, no reassurance. ’ ‘ i don’t want to be awake again. ’ ‘ the world, it seems, gets more unkind. ’ ‘ inevitable tragedies will soon be mine. ’ ‘ i am looking for an easy place to mask my thoughts behind my face. ’ ‘ maybe i should just pack up and run away again. ’ ‘ i can hide from my friends but i cannot hide from you. ’ ‘ if i go outside i’ll fall apart. ’

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𝐒𝐇*𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘

(   these inbox prompts are a collection of quotes from me and my best friend.  tw for :  alcohol mentions and drug mentions.  )

‘ get burped, idiot. ’ ‘ i’m going to spit in your coffee. ’  ‘ don’t count your chickens before they hatch, bitch. ’ ‘ we are no longer calling them ‘vibes’, they’re ‘messages from god’ now. ’ ‘ i control the messages from god now. ’ ‘ oh you are a little dummy ’ ‘ the issues are cis man. ’ ‘ mmmm compost. ’ ‘ do you know the song rock lobster?? ’ ‘ by the grace of god i’m not hungover. ’ ‘ how are you feeling?? ’   ‘ i need sudafed. ’ ‘ i feel like a goblin changeling. ’ ’ i’m going to guzzle these two white monsters down my gullet. ’ ’ i’m gonna fearmonger your co workers. ’ ‘ no biggie you don’t have to.  i don’t want you to be forced into my delusion. ’ ‘ i have some crickets i could chomp right here.  protein. ’ ‘ violence is usually the answer. ’ ‘ i hate being depressed. ’    ‘ just quit cold turkey. ’ ‘ he’s a demon, a real havoc causer. ’ ‘ the purpose is raw chaos and violence. ’ ‘ will you do me a favor and go listen to rock lobster ?? ’ ‘ oh bitch i’m gonna be by your side 24/7.  i’m like a little spider monkey. ’ ‘ sexy crusty man. ’ ’ i’m gonna squish your little skull between my two fingers like a grape. ’ ‘ i feel like a greasy grimy little rat boy. ’ ‘ i support dead parents ... not in practice but in theory. ’

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MISC. LYRIC STARTER SENTENCES !!

have a collection of starter sentences compiled from lyrics of my favorite songs playlist on spotify!!  feel free to reblog this if you like.

‘ i would do anything you want me to. ‘  ‘ don’t you understand i didn’t need it at all?? ‘ ‘ this doesn’t sit right. ‘ ‘ i feel unreal. ‘ ‘ invest yourself in something worth investing in. ‘ ‘ there’s so much pressure not to be alone. ‘ ‘ i don’t care about this life. ‘ ‘ no, I don’t care anymore!! ‘ ‘ it’s a bad idea to self-medicate. ‘ ‘ i know that you cry so easy even when you try so hard. ‘ ‘ are you near me?? ‘ ‘ can you see me?? ‘ ‘ and now my feet can’t touch the bottom of you. ‘  ‘ i will wait for the next time you want me. ‘ ‘ if I could give you the moon, I would give you the moon. ‘ ‘ you are sick!! ‘ ‘ i want to be the power ballad that lifts you up and holds you down. ‘ ‘ i can wish all that i want, but it won’t bring us together. ‘ ‘ i know whatever happens to me, i know it’s for the better. ‘ ‘ who am i to ask for more?? ‘ ‘ i know it’s for the better. ‘ ‘ we can be anyone. ‘ ‘ it took so long to know someone like you. ‘ ‘ i’ve been choking on truths that I couldn’t swallow. ‘ ‘ i’m falling apart over a memory. ‘ ‘  i could lie but it’s never made me feel good inside, i’m still so blue. ‘ ‘ there’s a parabolic story, but it’s boring and it ends how you’d expect. ‘ ‘ now you’re everywhere i go, looking faintly disappointed. ‘ ‘ whatever their arguments, i’ll prove your innocence!! ‘ ‘ leave that painful memory. ‘ ‘ they all want something from me. ‘ ‘ but i don’t have anything left to give. ‘ ‘ i’m like an old bone in the back of the fridge. ‘ ‘ i could ask for what i want so you could tell me what you need. ‘ ‘ there’s no use trying anymore. ‘ ‘ i’ve got no home if it’s not with you. ‘ ‘ ain’t no denyin’ that I’ve got you in my head. ‘ ‘ you’re the one i want. ‘ ‘ you’re the one i need. ‘ ‘ you’re evil, you outta know. ‘ ‘ come back to me!! ‘ ‘ won’t you hold my hand and stay a while?? ‘ ‘ i can’t really say. ‘ ‘ and oh you’re not laughing, you’re not laughing are you?? ‘ ‘ does it matter much to me to mean a thing to you?? ‘ ‘ i know it hurts like hell. ‘ ‘ the body finds a way to heal itself. ‘ ‘ we’ve evolved to deal with pain, physical or emotional. ‘ ‘ i’ve been coughing up bullshit since I can remember. ‘ ‘ i guess i haven’t changed. ‘ ‘ i’ve been much better but at least I’m healing. ‘ ‘ you know i haven’t slept since you left but for me that’s progress. ‘ ‘ i built my guard up to the clouds because of you!! ‘ ‘ you tore me down. ‘ ‘ how many times must we walk this line?? ‘ ‘ there’s gotta be something more for me!! ‘ ‘ aren’t you glad that you reside in a hell and in disguise?? ‘ ‘ could you say you’ve even tried?? ‘ ‘ i hope tonight goes differently. ‘ ‘ you’re not as good as what your mama’s sewn. ‘ ‘ i sip and toast to normalcy. ‘ ‘ i get so drunk that I can’t speak. ‘ ‘ the futures looking bleak. ‘ ‘ i’ll be just fine. ‘ ‘ i’m numb and losing feeling. ‘ ‘ i just don’t know what to do!! ‘ ‘ it’s a feeling i can’t remember. ‘ ‘ i seem to find myself just lying awake in bed until 2pm on saturdays just wasting myself away. ‘ ‘ tell me that i’m different!! ‘ ‘ i’m hard on myself and i can’t seem to stray from the idea that i’m worthless and have nothing else to give. ‘ ‘ i’m a waste of time and space. ‘ ‘ i don’t know how i got here … ‘ ‘ still i can feel the need to change me from the inside. ‘ ‘ romanticize a quiet life. ‘ ‘ there’s no place like my room. ‘ ‘ the end is here!! ‘ ‘ because i know that i do belong here. ‘ ‘ feelings are good, dishonesty is bad. ‘ ‘ you want a problem?? well i guess we got one now. ‘ ‘ what do you want me to say?? ‘ ‘ what do you want me to?? ‘ ‘ what do you want to hear?? ‘ ‘ i see it coming from a million miles away. ‘ ‘ what else can i say?? ‘ ‘ stay for a minute, let me hold you in my arms. ‘ ‘ you love me, don’t you baby?? ‘ ‘ don’t you rush away. ‘ ‘ i’m not really sure if my words make sense to you. ‘ ‘ you make me feel. ‘ ‘ please be here for me dear, because i’ve never needed a friend more. ‘ ‘ i realize how hard on you this is. ‘ ‘ i need you to pull me out of this decline!! ‘ ‘ i can’t stress enough how much it means to me that you’re trying. ‘ ‘ i’ve never hated myself more. ‘ ‘ this is just a bump in the road and i promise i’m trying!! ‘ ‘ i’m trying to tear the wool from your eyes. ‘ ‘ i don’t mind if you can’t hold me like you used to. ‘ ‘ i hate worrying about the future, because all my current problems are based around the past. ‘ ‘ but why don’t you love me back?? ‘ ‘ i swear i’m a good man. ‘ ‘ i’m just sick and tired of feeling undesired. ‘