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[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[lesbianhallieparker]

so real

[tr4nsf4gs]

jig's up they're being cryptofascist about haaland in order to be more racist to bellingham

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[tr4nsf4gs]

my gf had a crush on me in tomodachi life but i told her a story that she thought was boring and then she got the ick

[tr4nsf4gs]

in the meantime i got feelings for her so i confessed to her on the ferris wheel and my friend who had NO previous feelings for her stepped in and confessed to her too and she went with my friend despite also not being romantically inclined towards them

[tr4nsf4gs]

GERMANY OUT THE WORLD CUP BEFORE QUARTERFINALS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tr4nsf4gs]

idgaf about football but if the netherlands gets far i may become a bit annoying

[tr4nsf4gs]

unlikely mind bc ever since sneijder van persie and robben retired they got 2 good players maximum

[tr4nsf4gs]

idgaf about football but if the netherlands gets far i may become a bit annoying

[tr4nsf4gs]

got my earlobe pierced on sat and hung out with many ppl over the weekend and my gf got me nice paint markers for my half bday wahoo

[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[tr4nsf4gs]

my gf had a crush on me in tomodachi life but i told her a story that she thought was boring and then she got the ick

[tr4nsf4gs]

fucking the sadness gland for sadness

[tr4nsf4gs]

if this keyholder bullshit doesn't give me an edge in non hospo applications i swear

[tr4nsf4gs]

doing self care when u feel bad is the most frustrating thing on earth for how uninteresting it is why can't getting blackout crossfaded and spending an inordinate amount of money and maxing out 5 different credit cards and waking up in a different country with ur 10 new friends be self care

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli

[tr4nsf4gs]

very in my 90s bag with music rn

[tr4nsf4gs]

going forward my requirements for male comedians people recommend to me will include the question "if he has ever played multiple characters in one skit was at least part of the joke how ~ridiculous~ he looked in a bad wig and feminine clothing"